Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What's the appropriate way to c̶e̶l̶e̶b̶r̶a̶t̶e̶ mourn? Something with Graham crackers? S'mores? 110
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 12/07/2026At least he got to go to Disney World one last time. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 07/07/2026The USA can still win, if Mike Pence has the courage 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 29/06/2026BREAKING: SCOTUS rules 5-4 that Trump can't rename country to United Monarchy of Trumpistan without undergoing a 90 day review period. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026You know you're about to read some really dumb shit when the headline begins with "In a 6-3 ruling". 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 25/06/2026It's the economy, stupid. It fucking sucks for people not old enough to vote in 1992. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Radical idea, let's stop putting ANY person on money. It only seems normal because of historical reasons, but outside of a monarchy it's just fucking weird once you think about it. 110
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Random throw back to previous White House performances. Has absolutely nothing to do with recent news today. youtu.be/z84QdJlPpHE?...youtu.bePatti LaBelle- Where My Background Singers?YouTube video by Ryan Bloomquist 020
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 02/04/2026April 2nd is worse than April 1st because now Google has indexed all of yesterday's fake articles but doesn't know they're satire. 000
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 24/03/2026This is the dumbest, funniest, way I've wasted five minutes. 020
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Every single FIFA Peace Prize winner in history has started a meaningless war within 3 months. I'm starting to think it's not all that serious of an award. 012
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Remember when conservatives argued Rittenhouse was a good guy because he had vague plans about wanting to become a nurse? Not sure why I'm remembering that today. 010
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 21/01/2026While he's out of the country, can we change the locks and repo the plane? 030
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 15/11/2025If you tell me Trump and Bill are friends despite everything, yeah, cool. They have a lot in common. If you tell me Trump is gay/bi despite his eyes bulging like a cartoon wolf every time a pair of cantaloupes walk by, um, probably not... But sure. ... 130
Eric Aschner @ericaschner.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Huh. Maybe we shouldn't have privatized NASA, after all. I'm sure privatizing the postal service will be fine though. No way to hold that hostage for political favors. 060
