chris @er-dos.com · 31/05/2025if we don’t talk often it is illegal to call me twice in a row when i don’t pick up unless someone really is dead 010
chris @er-dos.com · 15/04/2025i’m sorry to say but if you are bald and wearing all black you are a cop 000
chris @er-dos.com · 09/04/2025been back in chicago for 5 minutes and my hands are already dried out again 000
chris @er-dos.com · 07/04/2025me talking to hermit crabs: why yall always have to be somewhere, nobody knows how to relax anymore 010
Reposted by chrisDamnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Julius Caesar but he don't wanna be her 112737
chris @er-dos.com · 20/03/2025today my cat tickled my armpit for the first time, i am no longer safe in my own home 010
chris @er-dos.com · 18/03/2025i will tell you right now i dont care how hot you are, im not petting your dog 010
chris @er-dos.com · 12/03/2025im struggling to figure out the symbolism of the prison break dream i just had 010
chris @er-dos.com · 09/03/2025i take edibles just for the moment where you remember you took an adible 010
Reposted by chrisdan mentos @danmentos.com · 08/03/2025[on deathbed] thinking about picking up guitar 613517
chris @er-dos.com · 04/03/2025if you order a shitload of food and only eat half thats called being on a diet 110
