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Eppy NWS

@eppynws.bsky.social
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Very NSFW. re/posting a whole lotta smut, most of it furry. Occasional sassy statement, but I'm probably here to masturbate and will assume you're here for the same reason. 18+, he/him/his, minors/paid-for-better-access will be blocked, etc, born '81

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RetroHurricane 🔜 FC2027 @retrohurricane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
September 30, 11:59pm October 1, 12:00pm
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StanGArt @stangart.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Garn: "That's it boi make it nice and slick ... it should be well lubed up for where its gonna go next"
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Husky 🌱 @92husky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SURPRISE!!! They're back :D www.patreon.com/husky92/post... happy #ORCtober everyone!
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All my words for you part 1/3 | Husky92
Surprise! They're back :D Part 2 tomorrow!!!
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"UGH that looks DISGUSTING, why do you wanna eat THAT!?" You can just sort of hear the "everyone is gonna think we're not feeding you, I don't wanna have to follow behind you to assure the other parents that we do get stuff from Tesco you just eschew it because you found a (barely) edible tuber..."
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"My mom taught me to bake. She also HATES my foraging..."
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Flasker @flasker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dog Days 21 - Poke n' Stroke
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 02/10/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Even a plain statement like this now brings slander and insults, but I think a society where people can live happily as themselves matters more than silence, so I will keep saying it until the account is gone. love everyone🤍
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds like you're a prime candidate for the "Gag and Mask and proper contrition" outfit option for that character that is ultra rare unless you get it now for the [gacha husbando bullshit fee]
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hey, you know how sometimes celebrities get sick of 'bought' attention and decide to just trade a tranche of decency for 'all eyes on me now for as long as I can stand it!'?" "Must be the weed... Must be the E... 'cause you be poppin', heard you get it poppin'... Ooooh whoaaah-ohhh"
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Marshall has mis-timed the market. We are still 6-14 months out from the amnesia cycle of this white reconstruction. www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/emi...
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Eminem Fans Slam ‘Spineless’ Collab With MAGA Star
The rapper teamed up with Donald Trump’s buddy for a new song.
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(I'm assuming they wouldn't mind if I kept going 'nope, haven't gotten it yet" until I kiss 'em and say "Got it!" )
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I think you got a little something stuck in your teeth..."
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
your response to “I was raped” should not be “I was right”
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Purple Woman looks distraught, on the verge of breaking down. She says “that man raped me”
Orange Guy standing next to her is absent-mindedly checking his nails. He says “Wellll, I’ve always disliked him and his work.”

Panel 2:
Purple Woman begins to cry. Orange Guy adopts an incredibly smug expression and says “Guess I must just be a good judge of character”

Panel 3: 
Purple Woman dissolves into sobs. Orange  Guy notices, puts his hand on her shoulder and says “Aw”

Panel 4:
Purple Woman crumples to the floor. Orange Guy, looking bemused, asks “Are you crying because you’re jealous of how smart I am?”
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am in a weird place where I am deeply ashamed and listen to the criticisms of most other formerly colonized nations... But if anyone from Europe tries to get stroppy about us I am IMMEDIATELY on my "WE LEARNED IT FROM YOU, DAD, YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE WE WERE BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!!" bullshit.
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is fantastic cultural geography. Very strong lede. Even if you don’t read it all (you should; remember we are working on our brains) the first three paras do the work. Thanks to the person who shared it. www.queergeographies.com/stuck-on-the...
queergeographies.com
Why We’re Stuck on the Last Ditch
Why does the public delight in watching lesbian bars unravel?
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oooh, fuzzy!
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[overstretches a Simpsons Dentist Joke like a cumflated belly] Looks like we're going to have to bring out the Big Book of Completely Normal Porn, then...
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why must you turn Crew's comment section into a house of LIEEEEEEEES...
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have taken to calling that spot "puff father" instead of "beard papa" because apparently my toddler brain was in charge of remembering the name and submitted it with a (to toddler brain) cuter one.
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Bertoni @thebertoni.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sketch preto e branco de uma Morticia Addams lobo guará e um Gomez Addams cachorro vinagre, desenho acentua a diferença de altura dos dois bichos, lobo guará altissimo e cachorro vinagre baixote.
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The strawberry pretzel crisp salad isn't the _only_ cool sweetness she brought in with her!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
when u make a silly joke on this platform
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke!

Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway

Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY

By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Anti_dev @antidev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lil’ warmup of Cybin. I’ve been missing my drugged-up, cock-loving gooner frog.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy saying: let’s just throw trans people under the bus

Panel 2: Red Guy replying: Whoa there. That could damage the bus.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 21/09/2026
Don't fuck your staff, folks
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They're the best! They always got that hectic "gotta prove something" energy. Approach the tall boys like a mountain they need to climb...
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Dyne @dynewulf.itch.io · 18/09/2026
Doing a little fundraising for the husband ( @wolfstar.bsky.social ) and his open heart surgery. If all goes well, he'll be back home this weekend to continue with recovery, but we'll be looking to make some changes around the house to aid in his recovery~ ko-fi.com/dynewulf/goa...
This picture was taken soon after he had his breathing tube removed, roughly 6 hours after the end of his open heart surgery on Monday.  As of today, most of these tubes and cables and such have been removed, and recovery is going smoothly!
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The way I had to bring in the husband to be like "I know you don't really love weird furry VN's... but watch this scene..." for the Cole/Calder match. The way my husband was like "Wait... why is the small one with the lute... HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
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shirokoi🔜MFF @shirokoi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A #TemptationsBalladVN scene from a while back where I finally got the camera pan to work with the sprites and bg. It's not much, but I like the energy it gives to scenes.
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What a lovely rendering of 'dem toophs.
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Notafurrytho @notafurrytho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Figured I should finally make a ref of my sona for Sneptember, so here he be
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Flasker @flasker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dog Days 20 - Mischief
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Flasker @flasker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Dog Days 19 - Touch it
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Flasker @flasker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dog Days 18 - Big Boy 👀
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Flasker @flasker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Dog Days 17 - Trembles
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RetroHurricane 🔜 FC2027 @retrohurricane.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh wow… ngl… it’s very surreal to see my work on a YouTube thumbnail, never in a million years did I think it would be for anything positive lol
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You wanna be like Sir Mix a lot, but for low-fi/dumb dick instead of big butts: "Some [f-slur] wanna play that hard role / And tell you that the [dick] ain't gold / So they toss it and leave it / And I pull up quick to retrieve it."
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stinky lynxy @droptineart.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Get on Sniffies”, “there’s better guys on Scruff”, “Grindr’s good for—“ You don’t understand. No man I want to cruise is using gay hookup apps. I want a man who barely knows how to even use his phone, one who’s never felt the tickle of a fellow man’s mustache on his cock.
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David Allsopp @doublehelix.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cartoon my Sarah Andersen. 

Panel 1: Sarah (labelled "me") is holding a round white object, labelled "a silly meme".

Panel 2: she holds it aloft and runs triumphantly towards a door labelled "group chat"

Panel 3: A group of women sit in a circle with worried expressions. They are tenderly comforting a woman who is just finishing saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life"

Panel 4: The camera focus shifts from the group to Sarah, who stands awkwardly, wide eyed and silent in the doorway, silly meme still held aloft.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
3 panel comic titled “Logging into Bluesky”

Panel 1: 
A Pink Guy bursts into Bluesky wearing a t-shirt that says “Fun”. His little face looks so happy.

Panel 2: 
Six Bluesky users turn to look at the Pink Guy. They all look dour and angry because they have been overdosing on the discourse. Having the current state of the world mainlined into their veins for 22 hours a day has left them real grumpy.

Panel 3:
Pink Guy slowly removes his t-shirt and quietly says “sorry”. He won’t soon forget that Bluesky is the home of Serious Discussion. If he wants “Fun” maybe he should log into the Barney the Dinosaur forums.
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Have they tried sucking less? It seems like one of those things that, while not easy, is extremely simple...
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 17/09/2026
“You’re not allowed to make fun of us because we say so” -bsky admins, diapers full of shit
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It looks like to *get the rooms at con rate*, you need the lottery. But you can get con hotel rooms at not-con rate but those tend to be, like, $360-$500/nt So unless you have a lot of points or really good credit card benefits...
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maurimo ☀️ @maurimo.dev · 15/09/2026
made a plugin for #renpy that lets you show fireworks, with a lot of fun little parameters you can tweak, support for audio, manual/auto spawning, and a glowy transform. 🎆 👉 get it here: maurimo.itch.io/fireworks-fo... show me what you make with it!! #gamedev #vndev
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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe he can get Kid Rock to tour with him. They can recast it as the "I don't have to put up with this, I'm rich!" tour so long as they remember to waste OTHER people's money.
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