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Eppy NWS

@eppynws.bsky.social

81 followers 403 following 1.1K posts

Very NSFW. re/posting a whole lotta smut, most of it furry. Occasional sassy statement, but I'm probably here to masturbate and will assume you're here for the same reason. 18+, he/him/his, minors/paid-for-better-access will be blocked, etc, born '81

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

It's always some variation of this:

a picture from The Wild Thornberries of the arm of the monkey child trying to hold meat on a fork to the posh vegetarian child, the posh vegetarian child leaning back with a disdainful look.

Captioning the arm holding the fork is "complete strangers"
Captioning the meat on the fork is "overfamiliar playful rudeness"
Captioning the posh child, leaning back disdainfully is "me"

The summary of this picture is that complete strangers seem to keep foisting overfamiliar playful rudeness at me and I clearly do not want/like it.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

[Angelica Pickles Voice] You're all dumb babies!

A GIF From Akira where Tetsuo starts having a telekinetic explosion, pushing away tear gas and crushing concrete walls/roof around him as an invisible pressure sphere is expanding around him while he screams.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

*Neuron activation*

A close up of the skunk's face as he initially holds the jock to the other man's face. Showing raised eyebrows, narrowed eyes, and a slight smile.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I do not know how to feel about this...

A picture of the protagonist tiger Arvo from Dawn Chorus with the caption:

You're result: Arvo

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

This is also now the trifecta of Post Office wishes: - No Line. - A hunky postman with a kind smile who looks like he might be the model for hunky postman promotional material. - Post Office Cat.

A white post-office dog that looks SUSPICIOUSLY like a certain shirtless dog model from an earlier post. There is also a post office black cat in front of the scale/Point-of-sale.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

@thebjakery.com EXCUSE ME...

an EXTREMELY SEXY post office cartoon mascot dog. Not wearing a shirt and with a big smile and even bigger package. "POST IT!" is in the title of the banner.

a more full shot of the Post Office Dog, with a huge chest and two extremely large packages

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Wondering if I could pick this up on sale at a GOOB JoAnnes and then use it to trawl #FWA for crafty furs...

A "no sew throw" kit which is basically two fleece blankets that can be tied together with a knotted edge. The blankets are two wolf blankets. One howling, one just showing two doggo silhouettes

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Yeah. "Big-ass Toast" is the best description I could give. It's from Sheng Kee Bakery in Cupertino... and I can never seem to find it in any sort of doordash menu... I can only find random teeny pics from Content Delivery Networks Of Yore. And it's thicker than "Taiwan Toast" also sold there.

Lo Fi pic of some thick-ass toast labeled as "Canaan"

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

I recall this image that summarized that...

A meme from The wild Thornberries with the monkey-child holding beef on a fork towards the vegetarian valley girl older sister who is leaning away displeased with " complete strangers" (monkey child) holding "overfamiliar playful rudeness" (meat on fork) towards "me" (older sister)

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

I'mma need that one and this one as parts of an acrylic keychain set...

A deformed chibi of River from the Jackaloo Interned series with their pants slightly down to show off a little 'x' butthole, but with really wide bugged eyes showing they are surprised after being barged-in-upon in the middle of a tense sex moment.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 25/08/2024

If you are a leftist you are going to have an antagonistic relationship with the government no matter who wins.

For leftists, voting should be about choosing which adversary you can extract more from and is less likely to kill you.

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Eppy NWS @eppynws.bsky.social · 15/02/2024

Putting this here because the person I said-it-to blocked me, which apparently deletes any and all responses I ever made to them. Cool feature for folks who essentially want to eject people they don't want in their audiences, by the by. (also backed up at bark.lgbt/@EppyNWS/111...)

My account saying "Mastodon's where people go to feel like they are a part of a community. Bluesky's where people go hoping to gain/maintain an audience. Both involve posturing. But bluesky is where "I have very rigid expectations of how people are to interact with me, the very distinguished guest" attitude thrives.

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