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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you donate to Democrats through ActBlue, you’ll be inundated with spam email. Never again.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m surprised Yoo didn’t suggest an anti-aircraft gun — the preferred method of Kim Jong Un.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A reputable DOJ would have never filed the case. It’s unconscionable that your client had to be put through this.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why are my tax dollars paying for a political ad by President Corrupto?

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Momentum has shifted from SF to Arizona. The game shouldn't be this close.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Bianco should be required to swear under penalty of perjury that neither he nor anyone under his control has tampered with any of the ballots.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know very little about the intricacies of Ukrainian politics, but I feel confident in saying that Zelenskyy has devoted every waking hour to the defense of his country. I just listened to his address to the UN and he’s an impressive leader.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I were forced to listen to JD Vance, I’d have to take anti-nausea medication.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Can I place a Kalshi bet on how many times the always unctuous JD Vance will say the word “amazing?”

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Apple seems to have followed Google in renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Dershowitz’s excuse for representing loathsome individuals is that everyone is entitled to representation. Maybe so, but that doesn’t mean HE has to represent them.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Trump knows he’s dying and seems determined to take the U.S. with him. He can’t bear to think of life going on without him. He’s becoming more destructive by the day.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There was a delay in Trump’s escape from Turkey hidden in a catering cart because he insisted that the interior be painted gold.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Cassidy will be remembered for his deciding vote to destroy the American healthcare system and the rule of law. What a worthless coward.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Nolan is in the Trojan horse inside Emily Wilson’s head. She should give it a rest. It’s tiresome at this point.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Trump should go back to selling condos. That anyone still believes his bullshit on the economy, tariffs, the Iran war, the 2020 election, etc., is beyond comprehension.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Cornyn and Tillis pretend they stand for some principles. But they can’t be standing when they’re actually lying prostrate before Trump. Shameful retreat on the Blanche nomination. Good riddance to them.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

He’s such a chicken masquerading as a tough guy, he probably plucked that quill from his own body.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

If his last name weren’t Kennedy, he’d be relegated to standing on a street corner yelling into a bullhorn.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Some senators are withholding support for Todd Blanche as AG because of his stance on Trump’s slush fund and IRS immunity. But what is not mentioned is his failure to comply with the Epstein Transparency Act and his dismissive interactions with the survivors. He should be disbarred.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

That's how it's done. Very hard to examine a witness in a limited amount of time, especially when they're giving prepared speeches that avoid answering the question. Any objective observer knows that Hegseth looked completely inept and foolish.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Hegseth created an unnecessary war with Iran that’s not going well. He’s asking Congress for an obscene amount of funding necessitated by his mismanagement. His response is to blame Biden.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Why is MS NOW carrying the insane ranting of Commander Corrupto live?

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I thought this was a Hegseth parody, but it’s not. Why not simply inject troops with steroids? You won’t need blood tests. Just discharge those without acne. Or give them all exoskeletons like in sci-fi movies. apnews.com/article/hegs...

apnews.com

Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says he's rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Adam Schiff is an exception. He’s skilled at the art of cross-examination.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Regarding Blanche hearing, most senators are not very effective at framing tight questions and following up to thwart evasive answers.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham received the ultimate red card and Trump can’t help him.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Completely draconian penalty against Embolo for a minor infraction, if that.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Time of possession doesn’t mean much if you don’t score. England has controlled the ball much more than Norway, but Norway just scored.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Looks like Mitch McConnell spoke to Platner for 20 minutes and told him how to be a complete prick.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Dear Republican members of congress: please impeach and convict Trump. You’ll replace him with Vance who is another shameless liar, but more intelligent. You’ll love him.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium has the better team and deserves the win. Good run by USA.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Trump just called Infantino and asked him to find three extra points for the US.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Belgium’s passes are more accurate than US.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Members of the Incel Front surrounding a young woman. Striking photo.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I wonder how jurors feel when they sit through a trial, find the defendant guilty and the orange buffoon pardons the defendant. What a colossal waste of their time.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

We need serious Supreme Court reform. The conservative justices are transparently political, overruling long-standing precedent when it interferes with their ideological goals. They have destroyed the credibility of the court.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Happy Obama Appreciation Day! Remember when we had a real president and not a sociopath con-man with the vocabulary of a 12-year-old?

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

By leaving the tarp up at The Kennedy Center, Trump is just highlighting what a fragile and broken man he is.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The workers at The Kennedy Center are employed by Tortoise Construction Company. The pyramids were built faster than their scaffold. Meanwhile, Todd Blanche ran over to Clarence Thomas’s house to give him a box of cigars if he issues an emergency stay.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

And Trump’s stock market manipulation continues.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I can’t effing believe it! The Knicks overcame a 29 point deficit to win the fourth game. Incredible. Thank God Trump wasn’t there.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Trump thought he’d be clever and had himself shown on camera during the national anthem. The crowd loudly booed him anyway.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

While Hegseth rants about DEI, masculinity and pushups, he’s failed miserably at the one thing his rebranded “War” department is tasked with. His war with Iran is a complete fuck-up.

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