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@epjacobs.bsky.social
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Retired attorney. Just argue for fun now.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why are my tax dollars paying for a political ad by President Corrupto?
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Momentum has shifted from SF to Arizona. The game shouldn't be this close.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I know very little about the intricacies of Ukrainian politics, but I feel confident in saying that Zelenskyy has devoted every waking hour to the defense of his country. I just listened to his address to the UN and he’s an impressive leader.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can I place a Kalshi bet on how many times the always unctuous JD Vance will say the word “amazing?”
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Apple seems to have followed Google in renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Trump knows he’s dying and seems determined to take the U.S. with him. He can’t bear to think of life going on without him. He’s becoming more destructive by the day.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There was a delay in Trump’s escape from Turkey hidden in a catering cart because he insisted that the interior be painted gold.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Cassidy will be remembered for his deciding vote to destroy the American healthcare system and the rule of law. What a worthless coward.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Trump should go back to selling condos. That anyone still believes his bullshit on the economy, tariffs, the Iran war, the 2020 election, etc., is beyond comprehension.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cornyn and Tillis pretend they stand for some principles. But they can’t be standing when they’re actually lying prostrate before Trump. Shameful retreat on the Blanche nomination. Good riddance to them.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Some senators are withholding support for Todd Blanche as AG because of his stance on Trump’s slush fund and IRS immunity. But what is not mentioned is his failure to comply with the Epstein Transparency Act and his dismissive interactions with the survivors. He should be disbarred.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Hegseth created an unnecessary war with Iran that’s not going well. He’s asking Congress for an obscene amount of funding necessitated by his mismanagement. His response is to blame Biden.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Why is MS NOW carrying the insane ranting of Commander Corrupto live?
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I thought this was a Hegseth parody, but it’s not. Why not simply inject troops with steroids? You won’t need blood tests. Just discharge those without acne. Or give them all exoskeletons like in sci-fi movies. apnews.com/article/hegs...
apnews.com
Hegseth announces new policy to test troops for low testosterone
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says he's rolling out a new screening program for “testosterone deficiency” among troops.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Adam Schiff is an exception. He’s skilled at the art of cross-examination.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Regarding Blanche hearing, most senators are not very effective at framing tight questions and following up to thwart evasive answers.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham received the ultimate red card and Trump can’t help him.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Completely draconian penalty against Embolo for a minor infraction, if that.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Time of possession doesn’t mean much if you don’t score. England has controlled the ball much more than Norway, but Norway just scored.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Looks like Mitch McConnell spoke to Platner for 20 minutes and told him how to be a complete prick.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Dear Republican members of congress: please impeach and convict Trump. You’ll replace him with Vance who is another shameless liar, but more intelligent. You’ll love him.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium has the better team and deserves the win. Good run by USA.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump just called Infantino and asked him to find three extra points for the US.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Belgium’s passes are more accurate than US.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Members of the Incel Front surrounding a young woman. Striking photo.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I wonder how jurors feel when they sit through a trial, find the defendant guilty and the orange buffoon pardons the defendant. What a colossal waste of their time.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
We need serious Supreme Court reform. The conservative justices are transparently political, overruling long-standing precedent when it interferes with their ideological goals. They have destroyed the credibility of the court.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I’ll believe it when I see it.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Happy Obama Appreciation Day! Remember when we had a real president and not a sociopath con-man with the vocabulary of a 12-year-old?
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
By leaving the tarp up at The Kennedy Center, Trump is just highlighting what a fragile and broken man he is.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
The workers at The Kennedy Center are employed by Tortoise Construction Company. The pyramids were built faster than their scaffold. Meanwhile, Todd Blanche ran over to Clarence Thomas’s house to give him a box of cigars if he issues an emergency stay.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And Trump’s stock market manipulation continues.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I can’t effing believe it! The Knicks overcame a 29 point deficit to win the fourth game. Incredible. Thank God Trump wasn’t there.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Trump thought he’d be clever and had himself shown on camera during the national anthem. The crowd loudly booed him anyway.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Blowfish, meet Blowhard.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
While Hegseth rants about DEI, masculinity and pushups, he’s failed miserably at the one thing his rebranded “War” department is tasked with. His war with Iran is a complete fuck-up.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s going to take years for America to regain its credibility after Trump and his pissant enablers are gone — if it ever does. The damage is extensive.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Maybe the press should stop reporting on the minute-by-minute status of the U.S. Iran peace talks and just let us know when there is actually a resolution. I’d rather watch a yo-yo contest.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Let’s please stop calling it the Department of “Justice.” Any lawyers involved in cases like this should be investigated by their respective bar associations. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/27/u...
nytimes.com
Justice Dept. Is Said to Open Criminal Inquiry of E. Jean Carroll Over Trump Lawsuits
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Seems like some congressional Republicans are just now waking up to the fact that Donald Trump is the most corrupt president in U.S. history. Maybe they can demonstrate their recent conversion by voting to impeach and convict him. Short of that, they’re still complicit.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I just received an email from @nytimes.com notifying me of a 20 percent increase in my subscription. Recently, Netflix announced another increase. I plan on canceling both and a few other subs. I haven't been paying much attention to sub costs, but I am now.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Don’t tell RFK, Jr., I just got a Covid booster. He might blow out an artery.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A herd of cows is willing to patrol the Strait of Hormuz to maintain peace as long as the waterway is renamed the “Strait of Hormoos.”
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Kash Patel losing his shit over a missing bottle of bourbon reminds me of Humphrey Bogart as naval Commander Queeg who loses his shit over a missing container of strawberries in The Caine Mutiny. It didn’t end well for Queeg.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sixty-five years ago today, Alan Shepard became the first American to fly into space.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
A formal complaint has been filed with the DC Bar for the disbarment of Chief Justice John Roberts for alleged serious ethical violations. www.narativ.org/p/breaking-n...
narativ.org
BREAKING NEWS: DISBARMENT COMPLAINT FILED AGAINST CHIEF JUSTICE ROBERTS FOR CORRUPTION
Special Report
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
California has the fourth largest economy in the world. Katie Porter appears to have very little management experience and I can’t see how she’s remotely qualified to be governor of the state. I will not vote for a Republican and I’m not thrilled about the remaining Democrats.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Under Pam Bondi and now Todd Blanche, the United States has become a vexatious litigant, one who files lawsuits that have no merit and are filed to harass.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If you opt for a “limited edition” U.S. passport with Trump’s picture on it, you risk being denied entry to a country with a functioning democracy.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Yesterday, I played an old Dave Mason tune on my guitar called "Just A Song." I hadn't played it in years. This morning, I woke up to the really sad news that Dave Mason had just passed. So now I'm listening to "Alone Together," his album that included that song. RIP Dave.
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