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epjacobs.bsky.social

@epjacobs.bsky.social
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Retired attorney. Just argue for fun now.

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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Apple seems to have followed Google in renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Members of the Incel Front surrounding a young woman. Striking photo.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
And Trump’s stock market manipulation continues.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Blowfish, meet Blowhard.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A herd of cows is willing to patrol the Strait of Hormuz to maintain peace as long as the waterway is renamed the “Strait of Hormoos.”
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sixty-five years ago today, Alan Shepard became the first American to fly into space.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The Mad King of Kakistocracy pulling it out of his enormous ass yet again.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
This vile, soulless coward with not one redeeming quality is authorizing the use of ALL CAPS munitions in his war. ALL CAPS munitions have never been used before in combat.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Not so fast, Dumbass. Now put that thumb back in your mouth.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This should remain on Page One until all missing and illegally redacted documents are produced in full. This is a cover-up much worse than Watergate. The DOJ is clearly violating the law to protect Trump.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The Trump TACO truck has four flat tires. Who could have predicted that?
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
"I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. [Donald], you're no Jack Kennedy." Adapted from Lloyd Bentsen's famous skewer of Dan Quayle. Photo by Jim Watson.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Above the entrance to the courthouse in the Eastern District of Virginia is a frieze showing the tortoise and the hare and the inscription “Justice delayed justice denied.” Comey should insist on his right to a speedy trial.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
We need a vaccine to prevent idiocy. (Photo by Francis Chung of the AP.)
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I always knew there were two copies of Trump. One is dumb and the other is dumber.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
“Thank you for your attention to this matter” says the guy with the attention span of a gnat. He just started a war with Iran without Congressional approval. When Iran-sponsored terrorists attack Americans, Trump will deserve the blame and the attention.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Trump folds under pressure while pretending it’s a win. Insiders in his administration just made a bundle if they acted on this market manipulation.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
He must have a mirror he can look into.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
RIP Gene Hackman. He and his wife and pet dog were found dead at his home in Santa Fe. No sign of foul play. One of our greatest and most prolific actors.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trump bought himself a new tariffs handgun.
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Another hummingbird visiting my backyard. 🪶 #birds
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Pelican hunting over San Francisco Bay. #addBirder
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epjacobs.bsky.social @epjacobs.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Backyard hummingbird.
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