Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025the other day I said "god, I kinda miss my childhood hamster" and god heard me and blessed me with a mouse infestation 000 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Been watching The Sopranos lately, can't believe a show could be so powerful yet such a big memefest st the same time 000 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Been thinking about getting into circuit bending. It would be useful to accidentally convert any electronic device into space heater 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 18/02/2025What the fresh hell are these keyboard shortcuts supposed to be? 020 0
Reposted by Ephemeral GizzJC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar 0202 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Conceptualizing a video game is so much fun. I get to daydream about game mechanics like a child and not earn a single dime like an adult 020 0
Reposted by Ephemeral GizzIdle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 04/01/2025A vestigial tail is just genetic reminder that some of us used to be a good boy. 318655 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Nobody stops you from wearing a necktie like a cape 020 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Boutta google what the etymology of limp bizkit is 110 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Farted so good I looked like the album cover for The Bends 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 30/12/2024Can't wait to switch from saying "hindsight is 2024" to "hindsight is 2025" 011 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024A new year is right around the corner which means I'm about to pick up 3 new hobbies and drop 2.5 of them 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Whenever a woman says a huge dog is her baby I always assume it was born through C-section because like there's no way 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Bathrobes are really fun because you could be wearing a full 3-piece suit underneath and no one would know 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I love Americans, they speak English so well for some reason 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024imagine a TV drama where every time some character sits down, a sound effect is edited in, making it sound like they sat on a bunch of keys of a grand piano 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Remember, it's impolite to excessively shorten words in formal speech, so instead of saying " I think that's OK", please make sure to fully spell it out as "I believe that is Oklahoma" 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024You know you're having a good lecture when you're zoned out the whole time and the only time you zone back in is to nod when the professor asks if everything was clear. 110 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I produce music on uncalibrated speakers to add that little touch of meth to my mix 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Sometimes life hits you with a strong urge to take a shit during a long goodbye 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 15/12/2024If someone headshots you in a video game there is a nonzero chance they did it using a drawing tablet instead of a mouse 020 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 09/12/2024The fact that my tape player plays all my tapes a very tiny bit too fast technically makes me a nightcore listener :( 020 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Push your music forward: stick a contact mic on your toilet. 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Call me a terrarium because I've got butterflies in my stomach, bees in my head, and lizards in my government 021 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If Death Grips made their debut today they'd get labeled as HyperHipHop 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024All my friends out there sharing their highly cultured Spotify Wrapped lists meanwhile mine is completely tainted by ambient music I slept to 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The best power move in 2024 is recording a mixtape on a proper cassette tape and then giving it to a loved one that doesn't own a tape player. 040 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It's always fun looking up local bands on Encyclopedia Metallum because some band always has that one guy that played in another band with a guy who went to high school with the guy that fucked your sister. 020 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Fucking hate it when I go to a black metal gig and find out the dying pig was a temporary session musician and not a touring band member 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Every time I tune my guitar differently, the only thing that changes is the list of songs I don't wanna play 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hmm, let me find the perfect 30 minute YouTube video essay before I wash these dishes for 2 minutes 020 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Here I am staring at my homework due in 4 days, doing nothing but daydreaming about how I'm gonna be rushing this assignment in 3 days. 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 04/12/2024What if lasagna was measured like paper so you could devour an A4 lasagna 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024To my monkey brain, a CD still feels infinitely more futuristic than just transferring gigabytes of data over the air. Those things were so damn shiny. 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I'm struggling to regularly use BlueSky because it's not as addicting as standard social media. This is a fantastic problem to have, if you ask me. 010 0
Ephemeral Gizz @ephemeralgizz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Installed Linux without bricking my computer 160 0
