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JC Foster

@jc-foster.bsky.social
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artisanal shitposting Original channel: www.youtube.com/@JCFoster

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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Beyonce being surprised she won a Grammy could win her her Oscar
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I'm making a sequel to love on the spectrum it's called making love on the spectrum
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
who was sadie hawkins and why was she such a hoe
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I just want to know who these people are that dislike the Youtube video of the movie they rented
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I was raised catholic but I feel jewish because I've only read like half the bible too
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
imagine atoms wiggled in a triangle wave. We'd listen to nes and be like damn what a pure tone
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Picture yourself in your head. Just you, neutral. You're wearing clothes. And you don't even own those clothes.
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
At 26 I've discovered I really am just built this stupid
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
“Before we begin, I’d like to acknowledge we are on stolen land which originally belonged to the First Nations of the Americas. And now, put your hands together for some of the worst original musical theater you’ve ever seen”
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Lmao
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
From the bear Wikipedia page
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
everything is a cold plunge if you’re brittle to reality
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
baby in front of me on this plane. Time to kick a seat for 5 hours
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I work at a gay bar and one time a woman thought I said dyke coke
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
If there’s a Jacob Collier of music theory is there a Jacob Collier of leftist theory
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
“Boarding group 1” “Boarding group 1.01” “Boarding group 1.011…
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
im at laguardia and there’s a family. 5 daughters aged 7-15 all wearing shirts that say daddy’s little meatball but not the mom. as if she isn’t daddys little meatball cmon now
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JohnathanCool2015 @johnathan.cool · 23/11/2024
I’m JohnathanCool2015
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
life's tough man. I was locked in a hot car as an infant. Had to do hot yoga for like 2 hours
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
just want to thank yall for the 1 like milestone
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm listening to this song peekaboo by Kendrick Lamar and I just want to say, he hasn't gotten me once
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Close your eyes and watch Sesame Street. Pretend they’re all just human actors It is now a show about a street with a statistically unusual amount of autistic people there
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Willy Wonka is timeless, it could take place any day. mid tour Wonka's like oh my god somethings happened at the world trade center the bad kids are like but I want chocolate!! Charlie pledges to go to Iraq "you've won my boy!" Bin Laden enters "mister slugworth!" No charlie!! This man works for me
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
yesterday these four teenage girls at Guitar Center kept playing all 6 strings open on the acoustic guitars and going nationwide is on your side
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My friend said tarantulas are bad bc as pets bc they don't have personality and I was like they have tarantuality
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Willy Wonka in 2024 be like from the chocolate river to the sea
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I told my roommate I got on Bluesky he thought it was pronounced "blue-skee"
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Willy Wonka and The Laugh Factory he gets up onstage and ruins his career in just one word Oomper Loomper. Hard R
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JC Foster @jc-foster.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
finally, an alternative to that awful app full of shitty people and controlled by a billionaire. Threads
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