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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10h
what’s going on with the plague

lmao
don’t worry about it babe

okay ❤️
yay ❤️
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 13h
@merriam-webster.com you better not put “shrexting” in the dictionary
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
nuh-uh
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ken Jeong's Intense Stare
ALT: Ken Jeong's Intense Stare
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what the fuck
Once, in September 2025, Fason entered through the clinic's cat door, mimicking a cat by purring and meowing. A staff member joked that they didn't have any appointments for him, and he hissed at her. Later, he made purring sounds and rubbed his head on another staff member's arm. According to the Office of Police Accountability report, "she froze in discomfort and found [Fason]'s act triggering due to a prior traumatic experience."
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is amazing. It’s just an hour and a half of VHS tracking lines and there isn’t even any sound.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oz, the great and powerful?
Jim Downy asking for clarification on Conan O’Brien’s podcast
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wasn’t stealing, I was diverting cash from the till to my wallet
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, so it’s illegal to keep tabs on people now??
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They put this picture next to the word “schlub” in the dictionary
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ddlovato: GET A JOB

ddlovato: STAY AWAY FROM HER
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh no, I’m not falling for that again
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s too late, I’ve already depicted you as the sneering ticket salesman and myself as the unbothered Jon Arbuckle
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That
Alt: Trump: Wow, I Didn't Know That
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Only half of these words are in the Bible
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Blackadder and Baldrick's Giant Turnip
Alt: Blackadder and Baldrick's Giant Turnip
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes sir, thank you sir
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I went to Friendsville and everybody knew you
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s probably Pit, but pronounced like Pete. The form looks like it was filled out by someone else on his behalf.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Pizza That Will Deliver You From Evil would fix me
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
archive.org/details/wd-4...
archive.org
WD-40 Promotional CD
Copyright 2001 JENTEC Interactive, IncIncludes a game based on WD-40 and some other information.Weird promotional disc!
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anxiously awaiting the rubella outbreak that’s sure to come next
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does wonders against vampires, though.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In French’s case, both bsky.app/profile/head...
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Star Wars C3PO: We're Doomed!
ALT: Star Wars C3PO: We're Doomed!
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Who could have foreseen this
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Where Is The Rest
Alt: Walter White Where Is The Rest
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A man looking closely at a sheaf of papers in his hands and then at the viewer with a confused look on his face
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
is he ok
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fun for the whole family
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That’s absurd, my dog doesn’t have any money
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me and my abandoned special interests
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Kinky
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Michael Flynn, the surfer?
Jim Downey on Conan O’Brien’s podcast
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Han Solo's Iconic Gesture with Blaster
ALT: Han Solo's Iconic Gesture with Blaster
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Seeing the image that inspired that comment
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I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
ALT: I Don't Know What I Expected: Stoic Reaction
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Licter? Damn near killed ‘er!
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Assistant researchers Knees and Toes were unavailable for comment
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You mean wizard fingers? vimeo.com/170091494
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Wizard Fingers
This is "Wizard Fingers" by Seirb on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
On the flip side, sometimes I’ll get to work and realize after an hour that I haven’t been getting notifications because it’s still in driving mode.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My Apple watch frequently decides the best time to turn off driving mode and bombard me with notifications is while I’m going 70 mph on the freeway.
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dame @dame.is · 04/09/2026
i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #27 dame.is/creating/ratioed/27
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Emperor Palpatine: Your Hate Has Made You Powerful
Alt: Emperor Palpatine: Your Hate Has Made You Powerful
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Dont knock Philedophian cuisine until you’ve tried it
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“I made a new friend” scene from Donnie Darko 

Donnie: I made a new discovery
Psychiatrist: Discovery or testing error?
Donnie: Testing error
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