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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 7h
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I went to Friendsville and everybody knew you
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Pizza That Will Deliver You From Evil would fix me
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nathan Fielder and Elizabeth Holmes doing the "we're just normal men" meme
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dame @dame.is · 04/09/2026
i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #27 dame.is/creating/ratioed/27
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
No thanks, I’ve read enough
“I have a confession: I hate drinking water.

While everyone else seems to be slugging H20 from 40-ounce Stanley tumblers, I have never understood the appeal of drinking plain, tasteless water all day.”

The rest of the article is thankfully cut off by an offer to subscribe.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
look at he go
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Below this picture, as if a caption, is a post by @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social:

“mark zuckerberg wrote a manifesto!” of course he did! i'll bet it's boring as shit!
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The buck stops…well, somewhere. Not here, tho
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Picture of Brian and friends and deviled eggs 
The text
"You can just make deviled eggs. There doesn't need to be a party"
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b
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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 24/07/2026
This take seems to come out every two months or so and I honestly don't get it. If the most right-leaning Dem ran for office, MAGA would still call them "communist." They always do. The actual policies don't matter. Run people who believe in building a better world and who connect with voters.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Post your last two brain cells
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Wallace & Gromit: A Grand Day Out
Alt: Wallace & Gromit on the moon in A Grand Day Out. Wallace kicks a ball into the air and it never comes back down.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Cow status: being had
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
New cryptid
An illustration of Jimothy, a new cryptid (or possibly a raccoon with short spine syndrom), done in a woodcut style. Text below it reads "Behold, Jimothy"
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 17/07/2026
i love jimothy
two photos with corresponding doodles of a little raccoon with short-spine syndrome named Jimothy.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is
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Jason Scott @textfiles.com · 14/07/2026
Checking the uploads at the Archive. archive.org/details/repo...
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Report A Growing Threat The Anti Rights Movement In The UK July 2026 : Amnesty International UK : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
To understand the rise of an anti-rights movement targeting the rights of women and LGBT+people in the UK, it is important to situate it within the broader...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 10/07/2026
OPINION: I Think I Know How To Solve the Video Game Industry’s Problems ggtribune.com/2026/07/10/o...
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Steven Rigsby🎙VA + Sound @stevenrigsby.com · 07/07/2026
Ouhg Brother - A Pocketss comic dub voiced by me and @taxiderby.coven.cafe!
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Avi Lewis @avilewis.ca · 30/06/2026
They’re going to call you a socialist regardless. So be a socialist.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A bowl of petunias rapidly plummeting from orbit to the surface of a planet
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A spectre is haunting Europe — the spectre of air conditioning
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In America, you cannot touch the water. If you do, they kill your entire family.
Yeonmi Park speaking into a microphone
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A cat wearing denim overalls standing on its hind legs looking off frame with the caption “da fuck they doin ova der”
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elliepnw.bsky.social @elliepnw.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Seattle elects a socialist mayor, wins the Super Bowl NYC elects a socialist mayor, wins the NBA finals Win your city a major sports title with this one neat trick
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Epic rap battles of history
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
When they bring back the early season fan favorite to try and salvage the ratings
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Whose brilliant idea was it to give database write access to the chatbot
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 28/05/2026
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of 8.13 ETH, must be in want of an ape.
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
A classic
Abe Sapien: “Is that a monkey?”
Hellboy: “He’s got a gun!”
Monkey holding a revolver: *BLAM BLAM*
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Another reminder: if there exists *any* class of people who don't have due process rights, then *nobody* actually has due process rights because the government can always just say you're in that class.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Takeout/delivery and cooking your own food are both wrong. Instead you should be extracting atmospheric dust, nutrients, and moisture using specialized microscopic hairs called trichomes.
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 17/05/2026
Travis McGee on Enshittifcation
There is something self-destructive about Western technology and distribution. Whenever any consumer object is so excellent that it attracts a devoted following, some of the slide rule and computer types come in on their twinkle toes and take over the store, and in a trice they figure out just how far they can cut quality and still increase the market penetration. Their reasoning is that it is idiotic to make and sell a hundred thousand units of something and make a profit of thirty cents a unit, when you can increase the advertising, sell five million units, and make a nickel profit a unit. Thus the very good things of the world go down the drain, from honest turkey to honest eggs to honest tomatoes. And gin.There is something self-destructive about Western technology and distribution. Whenever any consumer object is so excellent that it attracts a devoted following, some of the slide rule and computer types come in on their twinkle toes and take over the store, and in a trice they figure out just how far they can cut quality and still increase the market penetration. Their reasoning is that it is idiotic to make and sell a hundred thousand units of something and make a profit of thirty cents a unit, when you can increase the advertising, sell five million units, and make a nickel profit a unit. Thus the very good things of the world go down the drain, from honest turkey to honest eggs to honest tomatoes. And gin.
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 06/12/2023
(1995) archive.org/details/CoCo...
a pixelated picture of garfield the cat with his claws out, looking quite evil, standing beside a chair or a couch. there is a thought bubble that says: i want (hand pixelated hand) burgers. get on the (small pixelated phone) now. even better - get in the (small pixelated car) before i die, and take me to ----- mcdonalds......
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/05/2026
do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere
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season of the simp @yakuzajohn.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
there really is like a society wide, party neutral affliction of people not caring whether something is true or not and I can't say I care for it!!!!!!!!!
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Chat is it good when the cosseted idiot ruler sequesters himself in the royal palace with his most conniving courtiers
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Democracy dies 𝗂̶𝗇̶ ̶𝖽̶𝖺̶𝗋̶𝗄̶𝗇̶𝖾̶𝗌̶𝗌̶ at the ballot box
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/04/2026
they got the Church of England supporting the Pope now
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nick @vossbrink.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
f/8 and be there
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Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I hate how stupid everything is.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 23/12/2025
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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eonOne 𓅓 @eonone.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Eyewitness on LaserDisc
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
BREAKING: A few minutes ago, a vehicle of three people was rammed by a truck belonging to federal immigration authorities in Boyle Heights, CA. According to security footage shown to me, they deployed chemical munitions & detained the driver at gunpoint. All are US citizens according to the wife.
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