eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Looks like this season is already shaping up to be a bottom autumn. 080
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Cool so my phone just autocorrected “dum dum” to “cumdump” and now it’s time to throw it into the ocean. 160
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ugh not my handsome next door neighbor dad doing carpentry on his front porch shirtless 😩 2100
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026And apparently getting off it completely makes this even worse. 🥵 190
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Making curry, listening to Joni Mitchell, and drinking pumpkin beer. Fall is here early. 060
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026(1/4) Diabolical Reality-TV miniseries pitch: A group of allegedly gay cis-men are all lodged together in some villa / estate / mansion-yacht hybrid (insert setting here) where they need to discover and then eliminate whichever contestants they believe to be straight. 120
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Okay I did actually tear up a little at the OoT Remake announcement today. I’m…cautiously optimistic! 000
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Seriously thought this was an Onion article or AI at first. Nope… 020
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026I would like to be ravaged into the ground, please *respectfully* 360
Reposted by eohynnWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Yeah I have ADHD (a delicious hairy dumpy) 729414
Reposted by eohynnJustin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026When dogwoods exist, why the fuck would you ever plant a Bradford pear tree? 3382
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Do we think the pharmacist who’s filling out my SSRI’s is flirting with me be honest 280
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Sometimes you go through older photos and find one you like (please excuse the bookshelf mess; I was moving). 5472
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Man, #fcf seems to be hitting harder than usual this week. 🥵 2100
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026How could I forget? One of my favorites. Although the “semi-monthly” schedule has thrown some people off since it takes place in the rift between space and time; it’s kinda like a JeremyBearemy thing. Just get a friend who has been before to invite you and you’ll be fine. 010
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Whenever someone asks me if I’m going to the queer dance party going on that weekend in Portland, I always need to ask which one? There are so many to choose from: 1100
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I gotta say, my favorite thing about the Winter Olympics this time around has been all of the dogs that somehow unexpectedly end up on the raceways and just run run run to the finish alongside the Olympians: there have been two that I’ve seen so far. They just seem so happy. 🥹 040
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Sometimes I start to worry that I’m getting older, but then I stop because I’ve blown a load so big that I need to wipe it off of both my shoulders. 1120
Reposted by eohynnthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death? 357171614026
Reposted by eohynnBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026the inevitable end point of Grok is doing child porn in a poor imitation of the style of Studio Ghibli, which will cause Hayao Miyazaki to assume his final form and sing the song that ends the world. 1360566
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025I bought a house that’s 112 years old this year and, naturally, I’ve been mentally preparing for the possibility of getting haunted sooner or later. Well, I think it may have started happening. 140
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Utterly lost while wandering in a Lowe’s but I’m listening to Lux on repeat so it’s okay 030
Reposted by eohynndancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Silksong when you unlock Act 3 220411
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025Finally warm enough to do an eight mile hike on a trail with 10 waterfalls. I love living here. 0430
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Just swam a mile and a half for the first time in months pls clap 51270
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Nothing quite like “working” from home while listening to the DS1 character creation music and watching snow fall in the graveyard across the street. 150
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I’m committing to creating and sharing more unapologetic queer art, so here’s my first published poem “on giving a neighbor a blowjob at 11pm.” I’m pretty proud of it, and I hope it finds whoever it needs to. theoffingmag.com/micro/on-giv...theoffingmag.comon giving a neighbor a blowjob at 11 pm - The OffingMicro - The Offing Magazine 1180
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025A friend told me to “normalize this content” so here ya go… 51544
eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Maybe getting a haircut will become a new year tradition for me. 3521