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eohynn

@eohynn.bsky.social
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Queer. He/him. Aspiring poet and novelist, avid cook, and frequent gamer. Also here for the occasional thirst 😉. PDX is home.

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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Looks like this season is already shaping up to be a bottom autumn.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cool so my phone just autocorrected “dum dum” to “cumdump” and now it’s time to throw it into the ocean.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh not my handsome next door neighbor dad doing carpentry on his front porch shirtless 😩
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And apparently getting off it completely makes this even worse. 🥵
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Making curry, listening to Joni Mitchell, and drinking pumpkin beer. Fall is here early.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Apparently cycling off an SSRI makes you feral.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
mentally i am here
A guy saying “i love having gay sex i wish i had more time for it im thinking about quitting my job”
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
bb’s first harness
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
#fcf is hitting harder than usual today 🥵
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The light in Oakland is pretty good.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This just in: Mondays suck again.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
(1/4) Diabolical Reality-TV miniseries pitch: A group of allegedly gay cis-men are all lodged together in some villa / estate / mansion-yacht hybrid (insert setting here) where they need to discover and then eliminate whichever contestants they believe to be straight.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Okay I did actually tear up a little at the OoT Remake announcement today. I’m…cautiously optimistic!
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Seriously thought this was an Onion article or AI at first. Nope…
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I would like to be ravaged into the ground, please *respectfully*
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Wuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Yeah I have ADHD (a delicious hairy dumpy)
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Justin (He/Them) @ingot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When dogwoods exist, why the fuck would you ever plant a Bradford pear tree?
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Do we think the pharmacist who’s filling out my SSRI’s is flirting with me be honest
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Sometimes you go through older photos and find one you like (please excuse the bookshelf mess; I was moving).
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Felden @vonfelden.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Don’t have a switch 2
Pokopia style writing meme that says “I’m playing resident evil requiem instead”
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Man, #fcf seems to be hitting harder than usual this week. 🥵
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Baby Jane Hoe @treknirb.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I actually minmax anxiety tyvm
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
How could I forget? One of my favorites. Although the “semi-monthly” schedule has thrown some people off since it takes place in the rift between space and time; it’s kinda like a JeremyBearemy thing. Just get a friend who has been before to invite you and you’ll be fine.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Whenever someone asks me if I’m going to the queer dance party going on that weekend in Portland, I always need to ask which one? There are so many to choose from:
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I gotta say, my favorite thing about the Winter Olympics this time around has been all of the dogs that somehow unexpectedly end up on the raceways and just run run run to the finish alongside the Olympians: there have been two that I’ve seen so far. They just seem so happy. 🥹
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Sometimes I start to worry that I’m getting older, but then I stop because I’ve blown a load so big that I need to wipe it off of both my shoulders.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
the inevitable end point of Grok is doing child porn in a poor imitation of the style of Studio Ghibli, which will cause Hayao Miyazaki to assume his final form and sing the song that ends the world.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Guilty.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I bought a house that’s 112 years old this year and, naturally, I’ve been mentally preparing for the possibility of getting haunted sooner or later. Well, I think it may have started happening.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Utterly lost while wandering in a Lowe’s but I’m listening to Lux on repeat so it’s okay
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dancefloor intimacy coordinator @formerbluecheck.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Silksong when you unlock Act 3
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
First night in my new house.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
This is 36.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
sunday scaries
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Finally warm enough to do an eight mile hike on a trail with 10 waterfalls. I love living here.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Just swam a mile and a half for the first time in months pls clap
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Nothing quite like “working” from home while listening to the DS1 character creation music and watching snow fall in the graveyard across the street.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I’m committing to creating and sharing more unapologetic queer art, so here’s my first published poem “on giving a neighbor a blowjob at 11pm.” I’m pretty proud of it, and I hope it finds whoever it needs to. theoffingmag.com/micro/on-giv...
theoffingmag.com
on giving a neighbor a blowjob at 11 pm - The Offing
Micro - The Offing Magazine
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
A friend told me to “normalize this content” so here ya go…
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Maybe getting a haircut will become a new year tradition for me.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I should wear these boots more often.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Freshly showered.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
Couldn’t decide between these two.
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eohynn @eohynn.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
Because Hump-Day.
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