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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/10/2026

*flirting with you* I’d let you manage my life, y’know, because it’s a disaster…

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 29/09/2026

Not a biohazard, but when done through non-divine means, does increase your risk of contracting an STI

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 09/09/2026

Yes, it’s not pride month any more. No, we’re not changing it back. Deal with it.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/09/2026

It’s true - operational environments are stressful, high-pressure environments and staff could always use a hug.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/08/2026

PSA latex hoods do not count as PPE, please wear a proper face mask to prevent smoke inhalation.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 29/07/2026

The Garrison don’t try to recruit you they just slide into your DMs looking at you like this

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 06/07/2026

King of Elysium throwing up call her Chunder Tits

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Cirice Gray @In Her Image out now! @ciricegray.itch.io · 27/06/2026

You can read about the horror of PANATHENAIC on my patreon. I'll post chapter 4, where things really start to escalate, tonight :3

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In her Image | Collection from Cirice Gray | 3 posts | Patreon

Get more from Cirice Gray on Patreon

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 27/06/2026

Gaming is a phenomenal way to communicate important information, like the importance of being ready for anything. That’s why we’ve partnered with PANATHENAIC! Prepare yourself to save Elysium from the terrible colossi! Sign up today with code EODM to claim a free level five champion! #ad

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 25/06/2026

The lord of desire turns disaster managers into disaster lesbians 😵‍💫

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 22/06/2026

We’re trying but no one wants to help us fix all our broken fire trucks

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Alcippe, the Rat Lady @giantslayer.gunmetolymp.us · 21/06/2026

i fail to understand how elysium can truly feel threatened when sister madalithea is capable of spin dashing. she could defeat the colossus threat

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Dionysus, Ethically Sourced Clonecuck @revelry.gunmetolymp.us · 21/06/2026

girls kissing

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 20/06/2026

Why waste time and resources on an expensive journey when you can develop a better understanding of your location!

Geordi yes/no meme with a poster of The Odyssey for no, and an image representing the science of Geodesy for yes

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 20/06/2026

Someone published a lovely biographic piece on one of our newest staff, Neomea, and her role in the response to the recent flooding in the Court of Light. Thank you for the lovely profile! archiveofourown.org/works/87045811

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A Doe Before Lions - demonara - Gunmetal Olympus Series - Maria Ying [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 19/06/2026

It’s actually a significant public safety risk to not follow all the amazing people on GOsky!! bsky.app/profile/did:...

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 18/06/2026

Is it really true that all hunters of Artemis are tops and all muses of Apollo are bottoms?

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Melpomene 🍇🌱 @artistictradgedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

birthday treat for yall :))

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 15/06/2026

Yuri between Charon and a terrorist planning a mass casualty event to keep her ferry in business…

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 15/06/2026

brb replacing our naive young spokesgirl with an ethically dubious milf

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 15/06/2026

who needs hr when you have two (2) Madas… and they are fucking…

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Mango 🥭|| trains arc @mangomakes.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Very fun commission of Neomea for @demongrrl.gay hehe :)) #art #commission #gunmetalolympus

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 13/06/2026

Floodwaters tempting emergency managers to build barriers to prevent inundation call that dyke bait…

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 12/06/2026

Me: That Alcippe? She's so cool. The Garrison liaison with me in the EOC: Yeah, she's really good at what she does, isn't she? Me: Al cip her pee Garrison LO: What Me: Nothing

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 12/06/2026

Why did someone just try to smuggle a horsecock with an embedded networking chip full of malware into our Emergency Operations Centre?

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 10/06/2026

Lesbian lightning, can in fact strike twice, or even more! See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Refract...

en.wikipedia.org

Refractory period (sex) - Wikipedia

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 10/06/2026

Disaster events are like lesbians: the black swans are always the most exciting

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 09/06/2026

She lug on my nuts till I chassis 🙂‍↕️

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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 09/06/2026

ALL CHILDREN MUST BE FREE OF THE OPPRESSIVE REGIME THAT DEMANDS THEY BE INDOCTRINATED AND ABUSED WITHOUT RECOURSE. CHILDREN DESERVE THE RIGHTS OF AGENCY AND PRIVACY AND BODILY AUTONOMY LIKE ANYONE ELSE. A SLOW DEATH TO THOSE WHO THINK OTHERWISE.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 07/06/2026

Woke up in the middle of the night to my neighbours very loudly fucking. Then it stopped all of a sudden and this song just started playing??? youtu.be/v2AC41dglnM?...

youtu.be

AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Official Video)

YouTube video by acdcVEVO

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 07/06/2026

"If @revelry.gunmetolymp.us possesses someone while they fuck, is that selfcest?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 06/06/2026

Damn these drama writers are sure getting inventive about our staff and their colleagues across Elysium’s bureaucracy.

A screenshot of Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star, with subtitles that read: These public servants sure like to peg you right off the bat.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 03/06/2026

This summer, even if it is getting hot in here, please do not take off all your clothes. The increased sun exposure can lead to sunstroke and hyperthermia.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/06/2026

When responding to disasters, we don’t include casualties in our reporting if they’re not directly related to the incident that is occurring - especially if you go out living your best life 🫡

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Melpomene 🍇🌱 @artistictradgedy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

nothing worse than being locked out of your apartment except maybe being locked out of your social media account :((

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/06/2026

We are confirming reports of a digitally transmitted infection known as “BR41NR0T” currently affecting a number of notable persons. For your own safety, please limit your interactions with GOsky until further notice.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 01/06/2026

This is your regular road safety PSA from the Elysium Office of Disaster Management

A poster that says “Speeding. No one thinks big of you,” with a women raising her pinky finger at you (indicating she thinks you have a small penis)

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 27/05/2026

Legit question for rural Elysians – How do I kill the 30-50 feral colossi that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

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