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Elysium Office of Disaster Management

@eodm.gunmetolymp.us

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Helping Elysium before, during, and after disasters #TeamEODM All posts represent the official views of the EODM. *** This is a Gunmetal Olympus fan account. Please consult your local emergency services for actual advice.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 29/07/2026

The Garrison don’t try to recruit you they just slide into your DMs looking at you like this

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 25/06/2026

ISO Hand Crush Force from Side Safety Label

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 20/06/2026

Why waste time and resources on an expensive journey when you can develop a better understanding of your location!

Geordi yes/no meme with a poster of The Odyssey for no, and an image representing the science of Geodesy for yes

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 14/06/2026

Lesbianism

A diagram showing the movement of tectonic plates creating an earthquake

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 10/06/2026

happy month you gay disasters <3

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 06/06/2026

Damn these drama writers are sure getting inventive about our staff and their colleagues across Elysium’s bureaucracy.

A screenshot of Gene Starwind from Outlaw Star, with subtitles that read: These public servants sure like to peg you right off the bat.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 02/06/2026

We are confirming reports of a digitally transmitted infection known as “BR41NR0T” currently affecting a number of notable persons. For your own safety, please limit your interactions with GOsky until further notice.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 01/06/2026

This is your regular road safety PSA from the Elysium Office of Disaster Management

A poster that says “Speeding. No one thinks big of you,” with a women raising her pinky finger at you (indicating she thinks you have a small penis)

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 23/05/2026

Feedback is now open on our new public alert notification!

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 14/05/2026

Who keeps sending us this poster and asking if we've considered a career change? Being a disaster manager is a completely different skill set to being a minotaur cumdump...

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 04/02/2026

In times of crisis, sisterhood keeps us together 🫡

An illustration showing three figures standing over a table with a futuristic looking map. On the left, pointing at the map, is a young woman in a red windbreaker jacket - very emergency management chic. She has short brown hair and is wearing a cap that matches her jacket. In the middle is Zeus, King of Olympus. She has radiant gold skin, luscious blonde hair, and is wearing a gold button up shirt with her tits out (pretty much). To her right is Hades, dressed in a militaristic black shirt with gold trim, her black hair in a bun.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 25/03/2025

The draft incident report is now over 1,500 words...

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 20/03/2025

A tentacle inspired dildo made of pink-purple coloured glass

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 27/02/2025

We have many amazing employees here at #TeamEODM, but we think you’ll be especially excited to meet our social media intern, Neomea! Feel free to ask her anything about working at EODM, or about herself! She'll be replying to all your questions!

A picture of a white woman with brown hair and eyes in a red bomber-style jacket on a green background.

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Elysium Office of Disaster Management @eodm.gunmetolymp.us · 26/02/2025

Bollards play an vital role in ensuring pubic safety. Not only do they provide a clear separation between pedestrian areas and roadways, they're also a critical defence against vehicular-based attacks. They're also perfect for holding your coffee whilst you need to rummage in your bag! #EODM

A photo of metallic cylindrical bollards

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