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Greg Knauss

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@gknauss@mastodon.social, greg@eod.com, formerly @gknauss on Twitter.

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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 23/09/2026
If you're not watching the new Politizane videos, you really need to be. If you're not enraged by them, you _really_ need to be. youtube.com/watch?v=l5wFuZFxu-c
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Income Inequality in America (Part 2 of 2)
YouTube video by politizane
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 16/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wxdo4UpHBn4
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 08/09/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=2Gxl...
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Wealth Inequality in America (Updated 2026)
YouTube video by politizane
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 17/08/2026
It has no practical impact, but adding a name to my "People the World Would be Better Off Without" list does make me feel a little better.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 17/08/2026
If nothing else, I've definitively proven that action-at-a-distance doesn't work for murdering someone with hate.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 14/08/2026
Be careful how much of yourself you give to a job, because you don't get it back when things end.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 13/08/2026
I realize I’m likely on the losing side of the AI fight. That doesn’t mean I’m on the _wrong_ side.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 30/06/2026
The number of Republican Party officials who will immediately volunteer to enforce the ban on trans athletes by doing genital inspections just shows how dedicated they are to their agenda. Which is raping children, by the way.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 29/06/2026
The epitaph for America reads “6-3.”
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 26/06/2026
So I’m scrolling backwards, and “Ram-It-Up Curry Goat Booster” slides into view before the text of the post or the avatar of the author, and I think, “This is from Neven.“
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 20/06/2026
It's so weird to know that the entire Trump cabinet is a bunch of sweaty, too-online dorks, and the only reason they're all doing steak-and-sauerkraut instead of Kool-Aid pineapples is because they don't follow anybody fun.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 20/06/2026
One fun thing to do on a Saturday morning — or anytime! — is shift the Overton Window. Only three state political parties support any form of Guaranteed Minimum Income, and they’re probabaly not the ones you expect. Send ‘em a message! rgmii.org/blog/why-are...
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Why Are Politicians Afraid of Direct Cash?
Guaranteed Minimum Income works. Unfortunately, the 2024 National Democratic and Republican Party Platforms do not mention guaranteed income or any other kind of direct cash transfers, despite widespr...
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 20/06/2026
It’s impressive — in an unmitigated disaster kinda way — that Trump is bad at _everything_, from war to pool resurfacing. He’s a jackhole-of-all-trades, a Renaissance man of incompetence, the anti-Midas whose touch turns evening to shit.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 19/06/2026
My boss has become an LLM proxy. A problem comes in -- a ticket, an internal report, whatever -- and he copy-and-pastes it into whichever model he's using this week, and then copy-and-pastes the result into Slack. I don't think he reads any of it.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 16/06/2026
BREAKING: Food with a cartoon cheetah wearing sunglasses on the label isn’t organic.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 15/06/2026
Wait… Dana White and Joe Rogan are different people?
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 15/06/2026
With all the people who love him, and are totally not there for a payday.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 15/06/2026
Get used to the view, Donnie.
Trump, behind a chain link fence. At his UFC fight, for now.

Photo from the AP.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 15/06/2026
The Department of Justice has announced a criminal investigation of the weather.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 14/06/2026
The thing that makes me sad is that Yankees fans are happy. Mets fans are probably just confused, because they don’t understand what the opposite of “lose” is.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 13/06/2026
We should revisit that whole Assassination Coordinates idea.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 11/06/2026
I wonder what New Yorkers consider to be the greatest city in the world? If only they’d tell us! Curse their demure reserve!
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 11/06/2026
Noted hippie Dwight D. Eisenhower.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 10/06/2026
I was going to learn how to cook, but didn’t want to get a neck tattoo.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 10/06/2026
I was going to learn how to cook, but I didn’t want to get a neck tattoo.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 10/06/2026
He’s soliciting a pop in the kisser.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
If I had a McKinsey therapist, the engagement would go on forever without actually getting anywh— Heeeey. The phrase is from a meeting prep document at work that I’m sure was written by an LLM. My actual therapist is an aging Episcopalian deacon (and LFMT), so basically the same thing as a hippie.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
“That’s a gap we could proactively surface.” “Hold up. I’m sorry. Does that mean, ‘That’s something we could talk about?’” “… Yes.” “OK. Just checking.” “…” “You sure did sound smart, though.”
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
If a billionaire is a policy failure, a trillionaire is a civilizational one. One person hoarding that much wealth in a world where people are in need — hungry, sick, homeless — is the end product of a society undergoing the complete collapse of human decency. A trillionaire is an obscenity.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
My mayor Muslim! My bagel Jewish! My Christian believe that their savior come back alive! Knicks in five? … Look, OK, it lacks some of the elegance of the original, but I’ve got a bunch of t-shirts here that I can’t sell anymore.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
That’s already happening.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/06/2026
As the most useful, least painful thing that remains possible in this besotted world, I’ve decided to just spend my time punching myself in the face.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 08/06/2026
Hey, everybody! Welcome! Remember two years ago when we promised a bunch of features we never shipped, and a year ago when we blew up the UI for all your apps? Wait ‘til you see what we be got planned this year!
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 08/06/2026
[A sunny montage of a handsome older man, clearly at peace with himself and his life, enjoying activities with his loved ones. A snappy, upbeat jingle plays.] Nifurazosin, yeah! [Last five seconds, urgently:] Nifurazosin is an eye injection. A literal fucking needle in your fucking eye.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 08/06/2026
I’m still going through the stages of grief for my career and my industry: denial, anger, bargaining, anger, depression, anger, acceptance, and anger.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/06/2026
Stroke! Stroke! Stoke! Oh, sorry, just doing my coxswain’s practice. Why do you ask?
President Trump, during a recent interview. His face is livid (well, more than normal) and has a scowl.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/06/2026
Spencer Pratt has promised he’ll leave LA if he loses the mayoral race. So he does have a plan to improve the city after all.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/06/2026
The tickets are ridiculously expensive and security is going to be a hassle, but the chance to scream at Donald Trump where he’ll actually hear it is worth the price. I understand there will be a basketball game going on, too.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/06/2026
Fun fact: If, in Apple Mail, you turn on Connection Doctor logging and then forget about it for four or five years, you will eventually Have a Problem.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/06/2026
The fae use dairy magic.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/06/2026
Come November, we write him in, and when he wins, he _has_ to come out here. I’m pretty sure there’s a rule that you’re automatically mayor of the last city that elected you.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/06/2026
“Hey, Siri, shuffle The Beths.” “Now playing ‘Bo Bichette Shows What the Mets Have Been MISSING! | One Great Game, or Something More?’ by Locked On Mets from the Locked On Podcast Network.” [Very long pause.] “… Whuh?” “Nobody at Apple uses me. It’s the only explanation I have.”
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/06/2026
[Click.] [Tan on tan background, with serif fonts, and tiny all-caps monospaced metadata in the header. Post is divided into long sections, with subheads and bullets.] Oh, I see where _this_ is going. [Back.]
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026
Trump is bragging that his long, wet channel can easily fit even the biggest domestic erection. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it.
Trump, holding an sign titled “Our Pool is Bigger than Skyscrapers” that compared the length of the Reflecting Pool to the heights of the Sears Tower, the Empire State Building, and the new World Trade Center.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026
I saw the brand plate on it, but it stuck in my head as “bolus,” which are also round.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026
R3000 ex X.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026
It could _lose_ that much. That’s kind of like not losing.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026
Sounds like _someone’s_ conception of masculinity isn’t entirely taco-based. What would the Founders or Jesus say? The Founders would say, “What’s a taco?” Jesus would just smile politely because he doesn’t speak English. Also, hey, we can bring the dead back to life! Do Einstein next!
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 04/06/2026
This merge increases the size of the product’s codebase by over 15% by adding one (1) feature.
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Greg Knauss @eod.com · 04/06/2026
Sent a message to my boss yesterday, basically begging him not to go forward with the slop-coded, unreviewed, under-test, overly-complicated changes to the new version, added specifically for the company’s biggest client. This isn’t so much a “No” as a “Fuck you.”
A screenshot of a git merge, showing 96 commits, 154 affected files, and 21,027 new lines of code.
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