Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/06/2026Stroke! Stroke! Stoke! Oh, sorry, just doing my coxswain’s practice. Why do you ask? 050
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/06/2026Trump is bragging that his long, wet channel can easily fit even the biggest domestic erection. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to delete it. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 04/06/2026Sent a message to my boss yesterday, basically begging him not to go forward with the slop-coded, unreviewed, under-test, overly-complicated changes to the new version, added specifically for the company’s biggest client. This isn’t so much a “No” as a “Fuck you.” 100
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 04/06/2026Lord Humungus hits the road with his family this summer, not expecting any trouble with gas prices. 170
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 03/06/2026I am willing to bet that Spencer Platt has never held a squeegee in his life. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 02/06/2026Trump loves his official second-term portrait, and keeps putting it on everything — money, passports, the Justice Department. But the only thing I see is the flashlight under his chin, to make him look imposing as he glowers at the camera, like original-series Baltar. 040
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 25/05/2026Look, I’m 58. “Ribbed for pleasure” means something different than it used to. 150
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 19/05/2026The first snowflake of winter. The first robin of spring. Thr first fire evacuation warning of summer. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 11/05/2026Trump thinks this is the color of water the same way he thinks his face is the color of skin. 140
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 09/05/2026Satire, born along side human cognition, passed away yesterday, in Miami, Florida, after a long illness. A giant golden statue of Donald Trump, funded by crypto investors and prayed over by religious leaders, is the official cause of death. Satire’s last words were, “What the fuck?” 042
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/05/2026Naming your AI supercomputer “Colossus” is the science fiction version of naming your surveillance company “Palantir.” WATCH THE MOVIE TO THE END, YOU MORONS. 120
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/05/2026Generated this picture of me walking the dog to send to my wife, so I could keep working. Used the last of my token quota to do it. So now I have to just sit here for the next hour, waiting for it to renew. There has to be a better way. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 06/05/2026Can you imagine the user story that led to this spam from Microsoft? "As someone who gets their head stuck in a holes a lot, I want you to explain my job to me, again, slowly and using small words, so that I can— Uh-oh, you're never going to guess what happened." 100
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/05/2026Oh, look, it’s that egomaniacal rich dude from the game show who has dabbled in small movie roles, doing something awful. No, the other one. No, the _other_ other one. No, the— It’s Kevin O’Leary, goddammit. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 05/05/2026Kennedy aims to decrease the availability of antidepressants, while dramatically increasing the need. 000
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 03/05/2026If avocado toast works, maybe guacamole toast does, too. And if guacamole toast works, maybe queso toast will. It’s lonely being a pioneer. 120
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 03/05/2026The dog is working on ways to kill me and make it look like an accident. 030
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 30/04/2026What do you want to bet that Aetna denied the coverage because it was elective surgery to have her soul removed? 020
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 29/04/2026The FBI had to find each individual shell used to spell out the terrifying threat against the President, to see if they had any ties to Antifa. Director Patel personally visited many beaches, all over the world, in his tireless hunt. 140
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 26/04/2026Though demonstrably less dangerous than being an ICE protester or a Latin American fisherman or an Iranian school girl. 050
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 23/04/2026His passport photo is one of those optical illusions where you can turn it upside down and see a different face. 000
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 22/04/2026“Meta to start capturing employee mouse movements, keystrokes for AI training data” — Reuters headline 041
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 21/04/2026A band that is not Fox Medicine, and their small but enthusiastic fan base, at the Venice skate park. @antichrista.bsky.social When did you play? I’m sorry I missed you! 210
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 15/04/2026Ignoring everything else about Trump’s fight with the Pope — and there is a LOT — imagine thinking that war has nothing to do with morality. 031
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 12/04/2026Presidential aide: Sir! Iran has blockaded our blockade of their blockade! Trump: I know exactly what to do! 030
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 11/04/2026Just sharing this photo because it will make certain people incandescently angry. 050
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 07/04/2026One thing I love about biking is that bike paths go where cars can’t, and so you see a whole different side of the city when you’re out riding. 051
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 23/03/2026Oh, come on, Optical Photoconductor. You deserve better than him! We can get through this together. 120
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 23/03/2026Oh, come on, Optical Photoconductor. You deserve better than him! We can get through this together. 010
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 23/03/2026It is very funny that ICE didn’t change anything about their MO for the airport deployments. The dude is wearing plate armor with a bunch of shit tactically stuck to it, to stand behind a Black woman sitting in a chair, doing the actual work, without getting paid. 172
Greg Knauss @eod.com · 22/03/2026Gotta get pretty pictures in before it all turns brown and burns. The slow approach of summer in Los Angeles is the rough equivalent of Sherman on his way to the sea. 030
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