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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 20h
happy astarion audiobook-mas to me, I have been very good this year and I deserve this
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our friend Brachycephalus rotenbergae is one of several tiny pumpkin toads was first described as a new species in 2021! They are named after a Brazilian conservationist, Elise Laura K. Rotenberg! (photo by herping_brasil)
A closeup of a tiny orange toad looking right at the camera! They have a somewhat rough skin texture and huge dark brown eyes with large black pupils! They are sitting on a mossy surface!
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
past me once again scheduled an 8:30 doctor appointment. for a Monday. past me, we’re gonna fight.
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anus mascot at the Brazilian Congress of Coloproctology (CBCP 2026)
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
at like 20 hours in, I would say that the vibes of control resonant aren’t quite as immaculate as original recipe, but I am having a very good time and non-Euclidean geometry always fucks
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Snowy kitten sketches today. White snow, little silhouettes, tiny footprints. They wander through the snow and somehow leave a little happiness behind. Hope this quiet scene brings you a little comfort. #shouxinsketch #petart #animalart #illustrationartists #pet #sketch #sketchdaily
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when the straight white guy who seems like a good dude shares his negative opinions on private equity, AI, and Mitch McConnell 🥹😮‍💨
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
new in Aging Userbase injuries: neck hurts because I keep getting too tense replaying a game
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Toad Facts @toadfacts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's a bonus photo of a tiny Himalayan Toad toadlet! Just look at it! So tiny! (photo by Parul G)
a tiny, tiny black toad in the palm of a callused hand.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
welp, that last repost sure is horrifying. CVS had zero questions about giving me the shot last year, no titers or doctor involvement necessary.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026
Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
my body hurts, I have a fever again, and I haven’t been awake for more than two consecutive hours all day. friend flu shot wouldn’t do this to me. friend flu shot was loving and kind.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
temperatures in the 70s are on the horizon and I swear, weather app, if you’re just toying with my emotions
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
covid shot: ✅ my evening will be magical, I’m sure
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the best time to find out about the sequel to Control is the week before its release date. fuck yes.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
Screenshot for a Defector podcast episode with the headline "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops" only the accompanying photo is a white gormless stubbled red-headed UK singer of recent notoriety giving a flat smile to the camera while wearing a washed out peach top as beige as he is against a flat background. So, actually, probably a scallop anyway.
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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
They’re helping
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
fucking! FedEx! has struck again!!! failing three out of five times over the last few months sure is some kind of track record, gotta give them that.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
having an anxiety day? that’s the perfect time for several cups of coffee and reading about Chernobyl
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
flu shot: ✅ next week is covid, so prayer circle for my immune system
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
let it be known that I am one (1) ep behind on crit role. yes, this DOES count as an accomplishment.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
living alone is great 98% of the time. for the remaining 2%, Something Has Happened (eg, the trash sprouted a thriving ecosystem) and no help is coming.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026
Where did they even find some of these?
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Mark Trushkowsky @marktrushkowsky.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Beautiful quilts from this year’s Minnesota State Fair 1/3
A dark quilt with a vibrant diamond pattern with sharp contrasting, bright yellow, orange, red, and blue patterned fabrics.A colorful modern quilt made of mismatched fabric rectangles in a vibrant grid pattern. A blue award ribbon hangs in the upper right.A quilt with a diamond pattern made of blue and off-white fabric triangles that convey a sense of movement.A brilliant geometric quilt made of light aqua, dark teal, navy blue, and white fabrics in a repeating diamond design.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
lol the backread I just had. glad to see everybody’s still normal about Paul Gross in the year of our lord 2026.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OH COME ON, YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NO. NOPE.
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
New kitten sketches. Free-flowing lines for free-spirited cats. Each one has its own pose and expression, keeping that loose, natural feeling I love in sketching. Hope these little cats bring you a moment of comfort today. Which one is your favorite? #shouxinsketch #cat #sketch #sketchdaily
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
holding mcr personally responsible for my physical state this morning
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
my body would like to make it known that I chose Suboptimally re: shoes for this trip (“I don’t think I’ll do that much walking” lol. lmao.) nonetheless, we persevere
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I remembered to buy and bring sunscreen. did I remember to put it on? look,,,
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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Discovering a new type of guy
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I was once talking to my 75 year old Chinese dad in passing about a trans friend of mine not getting along with her family and he asked why and I said err, because she's trans, dad.
He asked: "Oh, was she the only son or something before *waves hand*?" and I was like, warily, no she has two brothers. And he responded with a great deal of confusion: "Then what's their problem?!?!"
Later on: "Anyway, even if she WAS the only son, that's not her problem, that's THEIR problem.
They should have had more sons if they were going to be bothered about it."
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
dentist two times in one week should be illegal
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a bone. The bone says, "I make stem cells!"
Panel two shows a pancreas. The pancreas says, "I make insulin!"
Panel three shows the bone and pancreas and now a brain. The brain says "I make scenarios!"
Panel four shows the bone, pancreas, and brain. The brain is on fire.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
every time I’m near where I used to live, I again have to salute the genius who put their weed store next to a taco bell
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
schemers table already pacing in little anxiety circles about this battle and then they unlock Secret Extra Battlefield, I’m crying
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Harbour-kun, a friendly ship, is the mascot for Yokohama Harbour chestnut sponge cakes, which are shaped like ships.
A white, red, and blue ship with a face poses in an airport arrivals lobby.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
substantial progress has been made on Crit Role Catch-Up and lol poor schemers table. they have jobs AND so much red string on the murder board.
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
shaking Libby until a library hold falls out
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Chartreuse monks of France: we will distill the world's finest herbal liqueur Trappist monks of Belgium: we will brew the world's greatest beer Benedictine monks of England: we came up with a juice that makes you explode
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
packidge delivery: success! packidge retrieval: lock stuck so badly I had to disassemble the doorknob about it am I cursed, is that what’s happening
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
fedex has now delivered my Chewy order to the wrong place you have one (1) job, my dudes, holy fuck
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darkside pumpkin toadlet @entropical.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
downstairs neighbor received package, was understandably too *92 years old* to bring it up to me, and had daughter knock and hand it over directly today to make sure I got it I’m love him 🥹
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