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Enrique Bedlam

@enriquebedlam.bsky.social
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Mexican-Cuban weirdo. Immigration paralegal. IANAL. Florida Gnomes, take my bones, to a place, they don't belong! he/him. Caffeine addict.

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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 2h
In light of the LLM=Person argument, I think I am ok with letting an LLM sit for the Bar exam provided it does so under the exact same conditions a human does. I don't think anyone will object right? And it would provide pretty sterling proof of its personhood.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 4h
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Mitchell Hope as Tobin: Yet Not Yet
ALT: Mitchell Hope as Tobin: Yet Not Yet
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 4h
Wow that is, a really really bad Hypo. If you go to law school have you considered a career as an IJ?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13h
There is supposed to be one here but fuck me if I see it. I have seen more heat on Immigration Attorneys then the fucking notarios doing forms out of strip malls.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13h
FUCKING THIS! Fuck notarios so much.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13h
Oh...wow. Wowie wow. I guess I have been wasting like 40 hours of my life then.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13h
Ok but, not to derail from mweir being wrong (which he is of course, people explain why) but do they really go after Notarios up there because if so THANK god. The UPL from them down here is out of control.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
Pretending to be a cousin is a different lie. We would need to show he didn't believe that original staff member. If Talarico can't prove he didn't know, it dosn't fly.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 19h
Here is a secret that I learned via pattern recondition that apparently the rest of the Dems won't learn. If they talked about you doing it, then as far as they are concerned you did it. Open Borders? Vaccine Mandates, defund the police, weaponize the DOJ. They will act like you already did it.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20h
Google? How long is a Scaramuchi?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 20h
You know who might have been able to tell her whether or not she could call herself a lawyer? A lawyer.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
Though speaking of understanding policy, any word on that rabid pro-immigration Dem policy we were looking for? You had very strong feelings about it but keep getting distracted in looking for it or showing it. It's ok if policy isn't your thing we can skip it.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
"SIMILAR to the one required" Dana. What does the word SIMILAR mean. If I say a lime is similar to a lemon, does that mean all limes are lemons? Put some effort in Dana.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
No I understood Or. But you are missing like...5 more Or's there before your statement is accurate and some of those missing Ors...might surprise you.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
No it's true. In order to pass your biometrics exam for your first work permit you need to do a background check which requires a US ID which you can't get in real ID states unless you have a Work Permit and... OH GODS! It's brilliant! Diabolical!
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
I like this because you talked very excitedly about making wrong declarations while yourself being very wrong. The US Gov accepts any state issued ID for background checks and legal purposes.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
It seems you are also fond of my Universal CBP One+Universal Cuban Adjustment plan.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
Wow. Those are very much the only 2 options.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
Half of them are getting flanked on the left by Maria "Yo voy a votar, por papi Trom" Salazar insofar as immigration is concerned.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
I mean to be fair, I wasn't working during bush or Obama but that's what my coworkers who were tell me and I see no reason to doubt them. So where is this rabid pro-immigration stuff you see because I seem to be having trouble finding it.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
Ok. So it goes like this. They Sue. The State Doesn't Consent to being sued. SI means they auto-lose at that point. They lose their legal fees. State Loses nothing.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 21h
Unironically, George Bush was more pro-immigration then Obama and Biden. So yes. I do sure wish I could see some of this Rabid Pro-Immigrant sentiment you seem to think is very obvious.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 22h
I mean, we can at least shoot for "As pro-immigrant as Ronald Reagan"
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
Sovereign Immunity.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
Talerico would need to prove he had sincere doubts as to the accuracy of his information.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
It was a bad deal and fuck Talerico for implying it wasn't enough.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
To be fair a lot of the problems were Biden's fault because he was too harsh on the Border. But also fuck anyone who said he did too little.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 23h
The intendant but with all the Bisexuality drained out.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That's True! A feint! So it would be very peculiar if he enacted any of the components in the Lankford Bill as Executive Orders right?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Well but that's the thing. Hialeah and Miami kept up. Didn't have more housing issues then other cities until the crypto bros and Transplats started rushing us.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It's obviously not a 1 for 1 but it's a good example what happens when you take a population very motivated to migrate and lower the barriers to the bare minimum. May I also point out that Cubans can waive their adjustment fees and don't have public charge analysis.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hate you so much Cassandra. Watch, they are going to win big and immediately enshrine Dignity or God help us Lankford because Bipartisanship is a fetish for these people.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
But Andrew, Diet Coke is so fucking delicious!
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
May I point you to Hialeah. Until 2017 any Cuban arriving here without too much spicy crime baggage was given Humanitarian parole. Then after a year and a day they could adjust. Then after 5 years they could natz. If they crimed in that process they were knocked out of it.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Lindsay Ellis No Thanks
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or eyes. Eyes work. Talk me through how rabid pro-immigrant gets you presumption of inadmissibility.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What you think of the chances. I have seen mistakes with derived work in my favor before but never be weaponized like this (If they existed)
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Prosecuted? Sure. But the channels to Denatz a USC do not depend on their crimes but technicalities and that door doesn't close easily as you open them. Hold them under us law sure, but not Denatz
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's a chocolate bar at the bottom of a barrel of roaches. You ain't gonna reach that without letting a whole swarm of ugly out.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stripping citizenship and deporting political enemies is Stephen Miller shit and we don't do that.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Can...she not?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This explains a lot about disaster Bis
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm curious, do Bi men get it from both ends (Giggity) or is it just the ladyfolk?
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He tried to get the waiters attention by blinking in Morse code
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Red Flags Galoo Game: Man's Shocked Face
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Jesus fuck.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yes let us Denaturalize and deport all dme foreigners we don't like and ignore Stephen Millers Raging hard on at the idea!
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Calm down Stephen Miller.
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sure. But the judges who can say this judge is wrong haven't said that yet. And that depends. Was it a meeting of the minds or did you go in front of a crowded room and yell "SOMEONE KILL MY WIFE PLEASE!"
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Enrique Bedlam @enriquebedlam.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No because they are "Acting in the capacity" of the Federal Government and the Fed can't be sued for defamation without its consent.
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