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Enki 🍀

@enki.bsky.social
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Not a god. Rockin' in the Free World. We may not agree on everything, but I hope we agree on enough. Do you by any chance need an umbrella?

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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just because AI could, doesn't mean it should.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looking at how screens have rewritten humanity, from our behaviour to our physiology, I wonder if future history books will define our period as:
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hope, again.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like to quote tweet people then deny them the right of reply too. Look, JRM is a cunt, a total cunt. Just like you're being now. It doesn't mean he he's incapable of saying or doing good things too, the same is true with you. It's really that simple.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's not unreasonable for a village of 350 residents to have genuine "legitimate concerns" about 1200 unemployed, mostly young men, entering their community. Dismissing it flat out as racism just gives succour to the far right.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pedo Protectors Inc.
thesun.co.uk
Paedo US diplomat seized in dawn raid on London flat and smuggled out of UK
AMERICAN spies grabbed a paedophile working for the US Embassy in London and flew him back to the States — without informing ­British police. The cloak-and-dagger operation was sparked by officials…
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This seems like a highly memeable moment from Farage, and that might be the point.
Nigel Farage & Jordan Bardella holding up a meaningless MoU.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If government's going to start using the emergency alert system to tell me there's a hosepipe ban then they need to change the sound to something less pant destroying.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Poochie: My Planet Needs Me & His Demise
Alt: Poochie: My Planet Needs Me & His Demise
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Democrats vs Midterms.
Man puts stick in bicycle wheel, crashes.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The kind of journalist who'd report that the D-Day landings took place in Nebraska.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The war drum beats again, it echoes around the globe.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When they do it, it's fine. I don't make the rules.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh no, not Peter Kyle.
ft.com
Peter Kyle agreed to include ‘more positive language’ in AI speech after Mandelson’s advice
Documents raise questions since the advisory firm co-founded by Labour veteran represented big AI companies
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make this #worldcup not the most cringeworthy event of the year. Mission: Impossible.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Well this is awful already #worldcup
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
"Your rhetoric puts me in danger!" "What about when you call people traitors?" "But they ARE traitors!" - Zia Yusuf, age 6.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sometimes I hate this website.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Farage is claiming once again he's the most attacked public figure of recent times. I can think of two MP's who sadly aren't here to disagree with his assessment.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Is any of this Farage sob story actually true?
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
"I have concepts of a plan"
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Did he have a problem when the Pope editorialised peoples sex lives?
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
"I am not a crook" I thought that money was for security Nige, try and keep your story straight.
Nigel Farage with hands gesturing V sign or quotation marks
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Starmer's message to cabinet seems to be that they haven't followed proper process for a leadership contest and as such he's remaining PM.
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Jed @thelowestbitter.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
A screenshot from the Guardian’s politics live blog, it reads - 

In a separate interview on Sky News, Kyle said that he had dinner with Streeting at the weekend and they went to see a movie, The Devil Wears Prada 2, together. He said this showed Streeting was not plotting to oust Starmer.

“Somebody who is planning to pull the plug and launch a leadership bid in a couple of days' time doesn't go to the cinema with a friend.”It’s the Simpsons “no one who speaks German could be an evil man” meme screenshot, but the text now reads “No one who goes to watch The Devil Wears Prada 2 could be plotting to launch a leadership bid”
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Starmer's not beating the charge he can't pivot from campaign mode to governing.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Do you think he meant "without equivocation"? Kinda ironic considering the content.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Matt Vickers is giving a shocker of a performance on #newsnight, but at least he's not still calling people "paedopals".
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm increasing convinced Starmer took on the Labour leadership to rebuild the party before stepping down a few years later, and has become Prime Minister by mistake.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pulp Christian.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Momentarily thought I'd accidentally opened Pornhub.
Youtube thumbnail from The Sun captioned "Papal Pounding".
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I thought it was a coat hanger.
Painting by Bartolomé Estebán Murillo - The Crucifixion
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"He's a low IQ, nasty Pope. Some people are saying he's the worst Pope of all time. Worse than Pope Palpatine."
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Choose life.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I'm still of the opinion that people worried Trump might nuke Iran are wrong, but less so than I was 5 minutes ago.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I hope they end up arming the rebellion that topples them.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
The Iranians running the country would rather martyr themselves than surrender, at this point regime change is probably the most viable option to end this.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Some hits, a fair amount of decent, a few OK's and some bad misses, but it finished on "WHAT KIND OF IRISH IS YOU'RE GRANDAD!?" so worth a series link imo. #SNLUK
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
High end mediocre, verging on good. Has potential. #SNLUK
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"In a meritocracy… Black people would disappear from virtually all high-ranking positions, with the exception of sports and entertainment" Racism is ok if you do it "academically", because reasons.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"I broke it, you bought it"
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Chat GPT level analysis.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Should the UK have animals on its banknotes? Yes. Should the UK also have historical figures on its banknotes? Yes.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
A lot of people want to know the story with Trumps hand, my cousin is an intern for a senior Republican and told me this exclusively: In the White House vault is a monkey's paw reserved for the direst emergency. Trump grabbed it and used the single remaining wish to demanded his own monkey paw.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
After these comments he launched into a 15 minute wax lyrical about his big beautiful ballroom.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I've heard Rupert Lowe being referenced positively on a couple of right wing-ish podcasts and YouTube channels I keep tabs on. None of them football related or even UK based. It does very much feel it's time to make Twitter accountable for the posts their algorithm publishes into your feed.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Bay of Pigheads.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Wrong, as usual. They said: "That may have been the stupidest somebody we ever gave an invitation to."
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
White and Right? Packing heat tonight. Black or Left? Families bereft.
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Enki 🍀 @enki.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gaslightception.
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