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enkabuki/演歌舞伎

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a new breeding ground for the horrors of my wretched imagination | he/they | pfp by azzyc0r3 | 🔞

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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 7h
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15h
”live activities” like “new atom just dropped“ or “molecular weight update”
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Bubbchubb @bubbchubb.bsky.social · 17h
I had a blast with this Cruise, I can’t wait to be back next year for BLFC and Spooky >:3
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shanzikull @shanzikull.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 23h
for the same exams, practicals, and quizzes. i hate you all and myself
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 23h
*me standing in front of 6 or 7 (haha) classmates* classmate: so we’re going to red robin? classmate: nah not yet, [name] is still taking the test like im standing right in front of you and you’re talking about dinner plans that don’t include me. despite the fact i have studied with you-
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AXEL LYCAN »» FC2027 @axellycan.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My my my how the tables have turned.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 15/10/2026
I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
take the damn hormones, shinji
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
genuine question why do trans women dream of being mech pilots
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 15/10/2026
Y'all don't understand how powerful I would be if money did not need to be exchanged for goods and services
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
orgasm-induced myocardial infarction (song name)(socal goregrind)
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
went to a punk show and a band called “BIG” was playing. the dismay on my face when they told me they didn’t have XXL shirts, despite their name they were really good, too
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
probably won’t be at fc for more than a day even if i go. i require all of my friends to queue up and each spend 15 minutes with me so that i can see everyone. failure to comply will result in friendship termination also it’s in 3 months wtf
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
more like rope on investment
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Fur Con Ai @furconai.com · 14/10/2026
I'm a kimono. Come check out what you are at BLFC2026 #furconai
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
being woken up with a dick in your mouth
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
fyi, last month it was jesus christ himself. the big jc. the redeemer. son of the og. that’s right, he likes my posts. you should too
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i am visciously indirectly talking about a person
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
every month i tally up who liked my posts the most and put them on a podium called “follower of the month”
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
broke: most likely to succeed woke: most likely to suck seed
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
white people on halloween be like: jeepers creepers
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
whew that caffeine anxiety sure is something
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
boydinner this, girldinner that hear me out nbbreakfast
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
there’s a reason why it’s always the quiet, awkward guy who keeps to himself
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
your strained neck is a price to pay so you don’t have to interact w me, and maybe i should do something Funny. hopefully they’ll interact w me then
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
if i’m at a desk by myself, im never first choice when people pair up. people just choose me when they have no one else. when you ”turn to a classmate and discuss”, it’s like everyone turns their back to me. they’d rather face the desk behind them than turn to their left or right!
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
you have 5-6 people practicing skills on each other and you’re just sitting there observing, they’ve formed a circle around themselves so you can’t really interact with anyone without raising your awkward unsteady voice. you give up and then head to some other people. they’re also busy so it’s limbo
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
the adage of “there’s always a smaller, exclusive group chat, you‘re just not in it so you don’t know” is actually true! it’s happened 3 times in my life! “lol do you wanna study at the library?“ “yeah sure” “can i come?” “yeah why not” im not hated by any measure, but im just there
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i know that i should make more friends w the latter, but i’ve found that they are far and few between. “you’ll find your crowd!” ok but im not embedded deeply in any friend groups. i don’t have a group chat of 4-10 people or whatever
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i love socializing, i really do, but i feel like my sense of insufficiency in the realm of communication makes me shy away from it, and those that appreciate/don’t mind my quirks, i feel much more free to not worry
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
or, “i really like this person so i wanna make an extra good response so they like me more”
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
sometimes if it’s someone im not used to talking to everyday, i think, “oh damn i need to have an extra good response because this will leave an impression on them for a while. if it’s not good enough they’ll think of me less often”
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“omg this really funny thing happened and [funny story and genuine excitement to tell me about their life]” two options: 1. oh haha cool 2. not respond for five days while trying to muster up the strength to do so
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i feel like the reason why i sometimes have a hard time responding nowadays is because 1. i realized there’s no social consequence for not putting energy into responding 2. im worried i dont have a good enough reply for their message so i just look uninterested
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
“idk what to eat but i need to study” “i wonder what’s on bluesky->discord->telegram->reddit” “i’m hungry but need to study” “let’s see if anything in the past two minutes has come up on bluesky/discor-“
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
skibidir je skibidis tu skibidis il skibidit nous skibidissons vous skibidissez ils skibidissent average day at the office québécois de la langue française
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
brainroter je brainrote tu brainrotes il brainrote nous brainrotons vous brainrotez ils brainrotent
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
to brainrot i brainrot he brainrots i brainrotted i have brainrotten
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
to skibidi i skibidi he skibidies i skibidied i have skibiden
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DESIGNATED THRIVER ⛓️ @nonstoppup.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
ITS TRICK OR TREAT DAY AT THE GLORY HOLE! FORTUNATELY I GOT THE "TREAT" HOLE TODAY, AND GOT THE SLOPPIEST DOME ACTION IVE EVER RECEIVED. GUY NEXT TO ME WASNT SO LUCKY. HE GOT THE "TRICK" HOLE. SNAPPING TURTLE. YOU WIN SOME, YOU LOSE SOME
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
@foxgirl.codes
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Green memes @green-memes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 14/10/2026
Happy Locktober
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This Government Execution Livestream is Brought to You by Kalshi
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enkabuki/演歌舞伎 @enkabuki.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
had a dream i was trying to learn a dystopia song that i hallucinated on drums im not sure if it was good
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tillie (comms closed) @sillypuppy200.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
the thinker!
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LEFT COAST RIGHT WATCH @lcrw.news · 14/10/2026
I think things are going great for them
A tweet from the White House that says trust the process bottom line it’s gonna all work out kno why it always does with a picture of Trump fist pumping
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Scitiv @ BLFC @scitiv.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Studying! At the Casino
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Mentha Nolana @mentha.fun · 13/10/2026
giant cup of coffee in the ill fucking kill you mug will save you
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