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Neil Brazier

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/06/2026
Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social hopefully some sales coming your way. An estate agent loved my wall art and asked for details.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/12/2025
whoever wins we lose
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Tour T-Shirt ideas I'm considering for @wheatus.com
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The best part of #WickedForGood was when they caught up to the start of the first movie with Glinda in munchkin land. "Is it true you were her friend?!" Then you can just loop the first and second movie and infinitum.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/11/2025
I made the Monster Month pictures into a sweet little pocket book, the perfect stocking filler! You can get them here www.lulu.com/spotlight/ha... Along with my Very Hungry Great White Shark book and 2026 Calendar and some much, much older stuff from early b3ta days that I forgot was still on there.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 13/11/2025
When an animation house is pushing a tool at children that will rob them of the skills and desire to spend time and effort creating art and animation, you have to wonder what kind of future they'll have.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Thank you for all the new orders! Things are a bit bleak for us small business illustrators at the moment so I really appreciate it! bsky.app/profile/toky...
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Once upon a time I wanted to marry an American, partly for the visa. Now I'm wondering if any Americans want to marry a Brit, partly for a visa? This is an URGENT VISA announcement to any American women. Give me a call!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social finally got into the city. Right by the cathedral on the main thoroughfare. Hopefully it lasts a while!
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BeardedGenius @beardedgenius.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s vile that a company that trades on broken dreams, misfortune & toys torn from the hands of children to keep the bailiff away, uses a slogan like ‘Get your ass in gear!’ about Christmas. Why? So parents buy presents they can’t afford that still have the fingerprints of kids they were taken from?
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Right. Let's Christmas!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Where can I find the application for The Great British Prince Hunt? I think I could do a better job than Mr. Windsor did.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/10/2025
HappyToast Halloween Print Sale, lots of horror related A4ish pictures, £10 each, 2 for £15 or 3 for £20. Not many of each, DM me. For clearer pictures check my site. I'll add a reply saying if any are sold out, so check before ordering.
HappyToast print sale 1HappyToast print sale 2
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
FLASH SALE! 15%OFF everything in my shop. Use code FLASH15. I sell giclee prints, tees, mugs, stickers and magnets. My next two orders (#4692, #4693) will get a FREE Halloween Vader sticker. If you could share this so I can get some new customers I'd really appreciate it! www.infinitebacon.com
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
There’s 15% OFF in my little shop at the moment if you use the code FLASH15 www.infinitebacon.com Have a browse. bsky.app/profile/eaty...
infinitebacon.com
Infinite Bacon
Illustration, high-quality prints and merch
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Nigel Tufnel in a Sooty shirt?! Incredible. #SpinalTapII
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Taskmaster has given me a new celebrity crush in Ania Magliano.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 02/10/2025
"You're gonna need a bigger bookshelf" The Very Hungry Great White Shark is available now! www.lulu.com/shop/happy-t...
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Why are there so few showings of #SpinalTapII this weekend?!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
If rumours about a Muppet Show revival are true, I will make it my lifelong ambition to be a joke writer for Fozzy Bear.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Can we PLEASE stop talking to Fuckwit Farage?!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
We could all use a little extra compassion. To help support mental health and suicide awareness I’m releasing a limited ‘Porkins’ giclee print — £5 from each sale goes to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) Grab one & help a great cause: 👉 www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/porkins Thank you!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Why didn't Jim just ask Google what a rundown was?
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Put Snow White on in the background today, admittedly was zoning in and out. Heard her singing "one step forward and two steps back". I thought "that's a good song"...then realised Olivia Rodrigo was playing on the Alexa.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Had a dream about a movie, tell me if you've heard it. Jazz Ghost. Essentially Ghost Dad but the ghost was a famous jazz player and helps his jazz-player-aspiring-son play the show of his life by possessing his body.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
If I have a really good idea for a TV drama series, but am not very good at writing, or have any clue how to pitch this, what do I do?
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 04/07/2025
Friday afternoon print sale, A4 prints, £10 each, only two of each available. Just reply to this saying which you want (check no one's beaten you to it first) and I'll DM you for details
HappyToast print sale, Smokey and the Bandit, Back to the Future, Beetlejuice, The Boys, Mr Bean, Blackadder Sausage
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
@wheatus.com I'm going to be on BBC Radio 2 tomorrow at 5.40PM (BST) to try and win the chance for them to play Dirtbag (no other choices!). I will try to plug the tour!
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/07/2025
Everyone knows rain is God doing a wee
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Why do they have an autocue at Glastonbury?
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
I see nobody filming on their phones at Glastonbury (the sets I've seen anyway). Is that because there is a high chance it'll get lost, it's charging in the tent or why bother when iPlayer has you covered?
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Shouldn't really be surprised at the number of nepo babies in entertainment. You wouldn't give an opportunity to an unknown would you?
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Geez Louise. Just seeing crowds at Glastonbury is giving me palpitations!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
My 15% SALE is still on. Just use the code TOKYO at checkout. It’s my post day today so get your order in before 3pm for your order to be processed today. www.infinitebacon.com I’m up-to-date with my Teenage Mutant Ninja Renaissance Artists prints so I’m looking for new orders :) Thank you!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
*jaw dropped* at the rumour Universal Studios UK will have a Hill Valley!!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I had to get this idea out of my head. Giclee prints now available in my shop. Buy all 4 and get a £20 discount PLUS if you use the code: TOKYO you’ll receive another 15% OFF any order! Please do share as things are SO slow for us struggling artists www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Argh! @wheatus.com on @bbcradio2bot.bsky.social ! Happy Dirthday
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Not quite 25, but here's one (or three) of the first Teenage Dirtbag videos I ever filmed. Happy Birthday Dirtbag. #wheatus #teenagedirtbag #25yearsyoung youtu.be/pW-61oY-WK8?...
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Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus (Live Megamix)
YouTube video by Wheatus Unofficial
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Well I hope that's really the end of the will-they-won't-they Maggie/Negan dynamic. Just get on with giving us a zombie massacre. #DeadCity
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Things the world doesn't need: Instagram videos teaching you how to doodle. Who needs to be taught to draw randomly on a piece of paper?!
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
People always ask, who'd win in Batman v #Superman or Darth Vader v Superman. But no-one ever asks who'd win in Superman v a three year old girl. Because everyone is afraid of the answer.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Why the hell are AA membership and motor insurance two different things?! You should get the breakdown as part of the insurance.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
So where can one purchase Muppet Vision 3D memorabilia? They're not going to just throw all that staging out, surely?
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ChibiMasshuu frontman of Subsequent Seppaku @chibi-verse.lgbt · 06/06/2025
I hate myself for this.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
What's the best open world zombie game, if there is one?
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King Ludd @kingludd.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Dang, that wedding disco song from Andor S02E03 is a banger!
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
“WHO YOU CALLING A BUNCH OF PANSIES?!?”
Patch of pansy flowers seeming to have angry faces.
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Neil Brazier @enjaybee.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Idea for a TV show: Honeymoon Hotel. A hotel for newlywed couples that is staffed by a family of camp monsters, akin to the Munsters. Always getting into hilarious scrapes. The Frankenstein type character's catchphrase: "ooh well screw my bolts". I dunno, it came to me in a dream. Sounded fun.
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