Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Here’s a thing. Eric Schmitt is actually 6 years *Younger* than Jack Smith. Being a smeghead really ages you. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 06/09/2026You’ve heard of the First Order, now here’s the Worst Order. #SpaceForce #FirstOrder #StarWars 010
Reposted by Michael JonesMapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂) 982101582400
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Why the hell is Green Lantern: The Animated Series not on HBO Max? You'd think they'd have it there for people watching Lanterns. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y’know, AI really is valuable. It used to take a lot of time, money, and effort to find an assistant who was a simpleton who blows smoke up your ass, and now it’s just a monthly subscription. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comGalavant: Another Drink Before We GoALT: Galavant: Another Drink Before We Go 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 10/06/2026What’s that old joke? “How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb” “None. They just wait for it to come back on.” #DoctorWho 041
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 06/05/2026#StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser Easter Egg in #MaulShadowLord episodes 4 and 5. Makes want to scan my MBand against it. Maybe the Halcyon used to stop here during the High Republic? 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 04/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway ..ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with a can of soda and says yes very sad anyway .. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I’m sure a well appointed, combat ready ballroom is just the thing to turn those numbers around. 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 15/04/2026He’s about two seconds from singing Under the Sea. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Guys, DragonCon isn’t until September. There’s no need for the cosplay this early. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 10/03/2026“Gonna grab a blueski with my friends Tobin and Squee…” 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 04/03/2026When you hire for loyalty instead of competence, you might get conditional loyalty, but you definitely won’t get anything remotely like competence. 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 03/03/2026"Now those corpses can lie there, safe in the knowledge that they snuffed it for peace, and can now happily decompose in a land of freedom... you smeg-head." 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 13/02/2026At least we now know who sent the "I love the torture video" email. Look at that! She accidentally did what the law required. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Hey, MAGA. Recording yourself committing crimes and then posting it on the Internet is a FABULOUS idea. Just ask any lawyer! 075
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Currently reading “God’s Junk Drawer” by @peterclines.com. Loving it so far. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I’m starting to think the wealthy created AI’s capable of generating photorealistic videos not so much to convince us fake things are true, but to make us think real things are fake. #AI #GenerativeAI #Sora 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 14/01/2026People keep talking about #ScottAdams’ horrible racism, and that’s unfair. He was also a terrible misogynist. 011
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Barron refuses to answer questions at the press conference, saying “Do you know who my father was?!” 000
Reposted by Michael JonesDr Paris Buttfield-Addison 🔜 MIGW26 @hey.paris · 13/12/2025posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/hey.paris20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to AppleHere’s how Apple “Permanently” locked my Apple ID. I am writing this as a desperate measure. After nearly 30 years as a loyal customer, authoring technical books on Apple’s own programming languages (... 72980657
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 08/12/2025There aren’t trampolines either, yet those who love a good bounce forbear. 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Dude, we get it. You can’t grow a beard. Give it a rest. 020
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 07/11/2025This guy is so Hux coded. He’s General Huxseth.media.tenor.coma man in a black uniform is standing in front of a red curtain .ALT: a man in a black uniform is standing in front of a red curtain . 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Updated the Defiant picture to brighten the Warp effect. #DeepSpaceNine #StarTrekDeepSpaceNine 020
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 04/10/2025#USSDefiant at warp. The model is by Chris Kuhn, lit and rendered by me. Warp effect is done “In Camera” in #Blender3D in a separate image, composited in Photoshop with some light adjustments. #ussdefiantnx74205 020
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Watching #Trump try to say #Acetaminophen multiple times and ultimately going with Tylenol is just the saddest Porky Pig routine ever. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Sneaky little shout out to the #StarWarsGalacticStarcruiser in the new #MandalorianAnd&Grogu trailer. It’s in a reflection seen just after the Lucasfilm logo. Image spotted on Facebook. Don’t know if the original poster wants his name out there. It says “Halcyon: See the Galaxy”. 030
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I love how L’il Ben here is actually holding a lethal weapon, yet is still comically not scary. 000
Reposted by Michael JonesMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Brazil's Supreme Court held its country's former president accountable for committing crimes. Meanwhile, our country's Supreme Court gave our former president immunity from prosecution for committing even more crimes. So guess which country is more broken and shamelessly corrupt. 302134303707
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 30/08/2025This guy wants to know where he can set up. Do we need him yet? #IsHeDead? 021
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Can we not break out the Yub Nubs until he's officially down the reactor shaft? #YouKnowWho 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2025They aren't worried about how obvious their corruption is. They know that nobody will stop them. 020
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 03/08/2025If he succeeds in forcing the Pierogi vendor to sell to him, he's going to get sneeze and spit-filled pierogies. Never piss off the people preparing your food, man. 010
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Luthen Rael is to #StarWars what Elim Garak is to #StarTrek. 000
Michael Jones @enigmanaut.bsky.social · 14/06/2025“Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is Everywhere…” #NoKings 010