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J.Ellis

@englishmaninbx.bsky.social
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The weird guy from Bordeaux. Ex publican,ex motorcycle racer, ex lots of things . In France since 1989, hate racism / homophobia/ misogyny. Owner of Labradors, knower of things. Full time bullshitter it’s all shits & giggles till someone giggles & shits

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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Miss Molly & Angus having a snuffle
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You know when someone buys you a minature pig. You love him, buy him A leopard print jacket so he won’t get cold when you take him to the pub etc…. Well unfortunately he got to over 200kgs! This was 15 years ago when he went to live with Francois the horse and a donkey called Fan Fan I loved him
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Re last nights cocktail, I’d ran out of sucre de cane and couldn’t he arse to make a simple syrup. So it was margaritas with maple syrup instead. Oh my god ….. definitely the way to go from now on
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturday night apéro Margaritas with maple syrup Santé
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Claire @clairepull.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
An 8 page newsletter, that'll be really expensive to mail out to 15million households, right? So that would also mean that it would be really expensive to mail them back to Reform, right? I'm assuming everyone knows the Reform freepost address?
Screenshot from X stating that Reform will mail an 8 page newsletter to 15 million households called the 'reformer'
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Nidal Hasan’s firing squad execution is going to be live-streamed. He’s paralysed from the chest down and is in a wheelchair. I’m not sure America has thought out the optics of six soldiers shooting a man against a wall who’s in a wheelchair Cunts
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
www.instagram.com/reel/DeOwx5z... Don’t you just hate it that this kind of thing happens to politicians…..
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Genius !
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thursday apéro Santé x
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Recently had a dm from a new (ish) female follower. Been chatting, lovely innocent stuff about life, families hobbies where we lived etc. I mentioned I was married and talked about kids and today it came. Out of the blue she’s madly in love with me and wants to move to France. FFS…..BLOCKED
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a man with 3 daughters I find this all too depressing
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Morning all, which wine pairs best with cornflakes?? Asking for a friend obviously
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sounds about white.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m watching my son race online and this popped up on my timeline. Race ….. what race ?? This is beautiful
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2nd heat …..
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ellis Jnr got through the qualifying heats and just won his first ride in the main event. I didn’t realise I can hold my breath for a minute.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ellis Jnr riding at the Czech golden helmet in Pardubice this afternoon
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My girl doing her thing on the Carlos Sainz Raptor in Morocco this week.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bought a massive fish at the supermarket today, when I got home I found that all the insides had been removed Gutted
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sitting here, drinking cognac and watching this Pretty good evening tbh.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ted Lasso… laughing and crying at the same time. What great writing.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thunder and lightning here Oh sweet rain.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know how to spoil Mrs E…
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s my 62 birthday today and I’m going to celebrate it by…. plasterboarding some ceilings Living the dream.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
www.instagram.com/stories/mspo... Rally du Maroc. My daughter Jasmine is the gearbox technician for 10+ Ford Raptors taking part in this event which starts tomorrow. Shes gonna be a busy girl.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mrs E looking spectacular as ever. We’ve taken the excellent cycle path between our village and Lacanau port, treating ourselves to a quick drink before the next étape.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This came up on my facebook memories from 2016 ….. Nothing changes
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Early evening cocktails and a dog walk with Mrs E. Spotted a lovely old RR at Carcans plage.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Another pound shop Nazi moaning about asylum seeker trying to scam the law. Let’s see him in prison … he’ll soon find out about loopholes being abused.
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My beautiful Miss Molly. She has an inoperable brain tumour and we’ve been regulating her fits with medication since April. Today they have returned… another vet trip and an increase in her drugs. I’m on the floor at half past midnight trying to calm her during another fit Fuck cancer
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A friend of mine has just returned from Peru and brought me a present. Pisco sours coming up ….
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sunset cocktails with Mrs E at Lacanau last night …. Heaven
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/1DUT... A bit of Sunday afternoon fun
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The boy doing what the boy does in Rzeszow, Poland tonight. 3rd round of the SEC
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
27° yeah. Let’s go to the lake
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Incredible
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got bored Hired a boat Found a beach Having a picnic. Happy Sunday y’all.
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Baldockboro 🇫🇷 📎 @baldockboro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
such a good advert...
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fun at Carcans today
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thought for the day Bonjour y’all
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Fuck me… Pete Kegsbreath totally mis-reading the room. It’s about 9/11 FFS
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
EXPENSIVE PETROLEUM!!!!
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can you imagine the uproar if we suggested having a collection for a new hammer after Ann Widdicombe’s murder ?
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I managed to slice a chunk off the tip of my thumb today so painkillers and hot Saké is called for. Cheers xx
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Well of course it does. Doesn’t it ?
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
We came We saw We Bon Jovi’d
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Adil Ray @adilray.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Ban the Burqa!
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Jonny’s off to London for the day !
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J.Ellis @englishmaninbx.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
£5 million… I can spend it on fast cars if I want said the pound shop Nazi What’s the betting that some of it went on black balaclavas and rental vans ?
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Frank/Paco @frankmartin10.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
West Midlands Police incident 924-050926 refers
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