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@engineertexavery.bsky.social
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Professional locomotive engineer, amateur historian and podcaster. He/him. Check out Somehow You Didn't Die on Your Way to Work!

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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 7h
This is really dumb and it was a great thing to see right at the top when I opened this app
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Failure To Launch Podcast @failuretolaunch.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We've got October's schedule for you! Especially excited to chat space policy with @nik-proxima.bsky.social and flying to space in a sweatshirt with @engineertexavery.bsky.social!
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two things you missed that DID give it away: all the oil stains on the floor, and the trashed out destination sign from a DART train up against the wall 😆
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Homie I took it from this angle so you don't see the clusterfuck back by the water heater (not really but it kinda worked out well). That's my "I don't know how to organize this shit better" corner.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Midnight mechanic, brought to you by Coors Banquet 😎
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just hit 200k miles in my car a couple of weeks ago. Today, I have the cover off to adjust the valves, but I'm proud to say that it looks so damn clean because of regular oil changes. This car has given me 154k miles so far, and here's hoping we can make it to 300k 🤞
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And not just some stars - loads of them. There's a completely different mentality in place re: nature. That herd of elk I mentioned stopped traffic on a major highway for a few moments to let everyone cross safely. I guarantee you that a Texan in his brodozer would try to force his way through them.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the next example is that Flagstaff is a dark sky city. What originally started as a drive to help the local observatories quickly turned into a quality of life thing that locals will defend vehemently. How many places are there where you can stand in the middle of downtown and see stars?
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had to stew on this one for a bit. I see where you're coming from, but I also see what wanton disregard Texas et al has for natural features if it's inconvenient for commerce. Flagstaff feels like a city built around and amidst a mountain and a forest; the Texas mentality would just bulldoze it.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm on day ten of fifteen consecutive days off and I can already tell you that I'm going to be fuckin' USELESS when I go back to work 😆
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Post vacation depression sure didn't take long to hit. The idea that I will not be able to wake up tomorrow and see a mountain quietly watching over me, and following as I go about town, is enough to make me cry. Texas really is the ugliest state in so many ways.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've got four new books for my library and I'm so excited to see what I can learn from them!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We were out exploring backroads for shits and giggles and accidentally drove right up on a herd of about thirty elk! I don't have pictures or videos because I was absolutely entranced by the sight and listening to them grunt, bleat, and bugle at each other. I definitely won't forget that soon.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Being back out here in Flagstaff is making me consider some crazy things to try to make it possible to live out here again. This town has its issues, but I wouldn't be living in a finance bro and war machine hellhole where the air hurts to breath 🤷‍♂️
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fifteen years ago, in a fit of boredom, I made a silly little label for an e-brake valve in Grand Canyon Railway's venerable GP7. I was stuck babysitting a work train in the middle of nowhere while everyone else went into town for lunch. Yesterday I received confirmation that it's still there!
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We've been in Flagstaff for about an hour. I keep catching peeks of the peaks in between trees, buildings, around curves... gods, I have missed it. Living in north Texas has really made me appreciate what I used to see every day, and what flat, concrete garbage I see now.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
MOUNTAINS HEAL MY FLATLANDER BLUES
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sorry but no
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Slap these in the replies or comments of any AI generated material you see. I'm not even going to put on the airs of decency or politeness.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holy shit that wrap really tore up the paint 😢
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
See a PCC, post a PCC
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol lmao, even
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This straight up looks like railroad moniker graffiti and I got excited about coming across this in the wild, and then disappointed that I won't see it 🥲
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*suspicious lobster wife* where did you get that shrimp *still confused lobster* you're never gonna believe this
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 16/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD What is that? That's a hard-coded API token that Flock cameras use to identify themselves and get OAuth credentials, which can then be used to talk to Flock's production servers. Like, anyone on the internet can probably do this right now.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
get in loser we're gonna go do the fast and furious truck robbery scene but instead of VCRs it's for a bunch of kirkland signature motor oil
Vicki smiling and leaning on the door of her Jeep
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
New locomotives for the TRE? I think you mean new locomotives for Zach If my dog recognizes it, so should you
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cartoonist: Slyngstad
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning to everyone except those who put the toilet paper roll on the wrong way Don't give me that excuse; train your cats better
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
As I was standing by this gas pump filling up my truck with six dollar gas I couldn’t help but think that this was a small price to pay so that every child wanting to play sports in elementary school has to submit to mandatory genital inspections
My jeep with a gas pump in her fuel filler $94.59 at 5.999/gal
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
“Is your mayonnaise too spicy? Does seeing a four story apartment complex fill you with unnatural dread? Are you worried your kids might hang out with ‘those people?’ If you answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, try our new BEEEIIIIGGEE line of bland, uninspiring children’s toys!”
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'll wave at you when I pass Arlington on the way to work tomorrow 👋🤣
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fingers crossed for you! Hopefully I won't be too far behind. Turns out that this state also sucks for cishet folks with even the SLIGHTEST bit of empathy 😂
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hate plecos Okay, not all plecos, but I hate THIS pleco I spent hours working on the tank yesterday and setting it up to look pretty again, and I woke up to find that this finned fucker evicted an entire fucking bush from where I planted it. ...anybody in DFW want a free galaxy pleco?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
hey man i’ve been hesitant to bring this up but lately you’ve been leaving a lot of items in my enclosure that i find, shall we say, less than enriching
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oooh, that's cool. I've got my first planted tank going right now and I unfortunately went with sand. Definitely regret it, but I don't wanna start over with all of these fish in here. That substrate is something I've considered for future builds.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A dejected man puts his hand on his head and says "jeez, my 9/11 novelty shirts just aren't selling like they used to." Next to him is a shirt that says "6-7, 9-11" with the twin towers being held by hands doing the 6-7 weighing gesture." He observes another man successfully selling t-shirts and says "The Charlie Kirk guy is raking it in." The shirt he is selling depicts Charlie Kirk as Aang from Avatar The Last Airbender. The caption is "Counting or not counting Aang Violence."
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's a wonder that my wife tolerates the way I smell when I get home from work because I just caught a whiff of my work clothes as I put them in the laundry and gagged a bit The fact that she doesn't hose me off in the driveway is a fuckin' testament to her love for me
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
K 👍
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I had to come back to this one because it's absolutely infuriating that every fucking time we get someone running for office that isn't a massive POS like Abbott or Paxton, they get my hopes up and then say something stupid as fuck that kills their chances. Beto did the exact same thing! Fuck TX 🙁
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hahahaha the very next reply went straight to the "goat fucker" form of racism. The playbook never, ever, EVER changes.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I tried to explain a very nuanced opinion about why I'm EXTREMELY jaded about 9/11 to my boomer mother-in-law and was *immediately* accused of being a terrorist sympathizer. She furthered my point AND played the stereotype of a person that made me so jaded simultaneously. Incredible stuff.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Literally every fucking election, except maybe 2 of my adult life
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is so rad! Super happy for you... and pretty jealous, not gonna lie.
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engineertexavery.bsky.social @engineertexavery.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This looks great! What are y'all using for substrate?
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