That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Just resharing the image so I can add readable alt text for you (couldn’t see the slide well enough to read it on my phone). 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Honestly, consider the chaos of my workroom for a moment. Now do you truly think I’m not capable of messing my environment up just by being in it? 🤣 020
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Add in 14 hours for Te Ika A Maui and that’s a solid 29 hours of driving. Except you’d also need to add approximately 3 hours of driving and 4 hours of ferry to get between the southernmost point of the NI and the northernmost point of SI. We’re far bigger than people realise. 120
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Um, what has happened to alt text? I’m assuming this is an update that didn’t get an accessibility eye run over it first? Now both the text in the image and the alt text that is overlaid over it in a transparent text box are both too difficult for me to read. @bsky.app 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Every so often I can still make it work. But it’s rare. 020
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I’m not a fan of things being passed under urgency, but I think I’d be ok if they wanted to do it for this Bill, all things considered. Article is from RNZ: www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5... 120
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Wellington really is such a scenic city. Where else would you get an inner city suburb that looks like this? (From Google Earth) 2122
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Just updating some settings in LinkedIn (AI gen, I'm looking at you) when I came across this. I am laughing. Like, we literally searched for 18 months to find the most affordable, liveable house we could, and we're still living there 18 years later. The last time I got "Promoted" was 2005. 030
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Righty-ho, I think I'm going to call it an early night tonight, but you know what? The sun will come up, tomorrow, you can bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, the sun will shine... (Unless you're in the lower North Island. But the sun will still be there. Somewhere.) 020
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Let me save you $15. Luckily I also bought some ginger beer, and mixed together it’s tolerable. On its own it’s a 0/10 from me. 270
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Going through checking my iPhone settings to see how I’ve got my emergency alerts set up. It’s annoying how iOS makes you look in 50 different places for settings, but hey, I just come across this, so now my phone is slightly less smart! The setting was really hidden, so path is in the alt text. 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 01/07/2025This was our place, mid 80s, I think a couple of years after we moved there. The goat is probably 2/3-1/2 way down the property. It really was quite lush by the time they’d been there 10 years, albeit still ramshackle. The orchard was great by the time it was sold, unfortunately torn out. 😢 120
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 25/05/2025I still have the flowers made up, they live on my sideboard. Every time I see them, they are a reminder to me of kindness. I’ve learnt a lot about kindness these last few years. Mostly I’ve learnt that when people are kind to you, it makes you want to be like them. 1260
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Well I was until two wells ago, but I’m self-employed right now. This would feel more inclusive if it has options for that, school student, and currently unemployed. But any way, I will sign, and I will also encourage you to join your union if you have one available to you. @nzctu.bsky.social 210
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 02/05/2025I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but apparently the band has entered the chat… 020
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Ça depends, votre chat, aime-t’il manger vos plantes? Si le response est oui… mettez-le hors de portée du chat. Les symptoms s’il le mange sont mal au bouche, vomissements, mais pas des douleurs durants. (Notre petite est folle de manger les plantes.) 210
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 17/04/2025These are the two most cherished in my collection, gifts from my father to my mother before they married… he obviously had some ideas about being kept in the manner to which he would like to be accustomed. 🤣 She was 18 when she received these, one for Christmas, one a couple of weeks later. 120
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Solid toothpaste is NZ made, and yes, it is fluoridated. 390
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Second spider of the last hour crawling over me. First one was a jumping spider on my compression sleeve, this one is a tiny wee one that is almost invisible because it’s the same colour as my trousers. 030
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 07/03/2025I don't see supermarkets on this list... I wonder what legislation they are referring to? www.govt.nz/browse/tax-b... 221
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 04/03/2025When I see them, I often take the prompt, rather than hitting the like button. So I can confirm they are having a positive effect, even if it is just quietly breaking my scrolling. 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Look, I’m not judging. My accomplishments today are getting up and showered, making dinner, and getting my highest ever score on Zookeeper on the Nintendo DSi. Which may have taken several hours. The game takes between 10-20 minutes to play right through… 220
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Look, I am strictly politically neutral in public… but I need to know why haven’t I seen anyone else highlighting this? 3164
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I had to speed this up many times so it will fit under 60 seconds, and I unfortunately missed the leaders on foot right at the start (thought I was filming when I wasn’t). Pito-one at 4:45 this morning. It took over 5 minutes for those on foot to pass. 021
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Nice morning for a sea side walk. #ToitūTeTiriti 18313
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 13/11/2024And here’s an older photo, in which she looks very stern. 130
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Yes. Although she wasn’t particularly happy about it. She’s quite camera-shy. 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 09/10/2024Yikes! When I was going through chemo, we had a special toilet on the ward that was only allowed to be used by the patients, because any effluent/body fluids coming out of you during the infusion is so toxic. (Family members are advised to wear gloves if they have to clean up after you at home.) 120
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 03/10/2024My dearest @foxylustygrover.bsky.social , I need you to know that this is what my bedroom curtains look like. Caused by Pīata when she was still an Itsy-Bitsy Kitty (she is coming up to 4). I have new lining. I even have a set of curtains in my workroom I could switch out while I decide on new ones. 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 16/09/2024Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #640,135! 010
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 23/08/2024Here’s me aged 18, and as an added bonus, here’s me doing Formal Friday during the first lockdown, in my Leavers Ball gown. 0231
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 15/08/2024Ah that sucks. Some arts and crafts maybe? Turn it into a memo holder? (My brother’s handwork) 020
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 16/07/2024We live well off the street, so we parked our car down on the road and put all the soft toys in the car because they were sad they were missing out. When we went out one day there was a parent and small child delighting at the toys “driving” the car (yes, there was one at the steering wheel). 030
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 17/06/2024How much salt do you think I meant to write here? It’s not like I can taste the boiling caramel to test if I’ve added enough… 210
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 01/06/2024Are any of these going to make me feel less socially awkward, lol? 110
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 23/05/2024Apparently Bunny’s down with this cold too now. R has made sure Bunny is comfortable before heading back to his own sick bed. 1100
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 17/05/2024I love how Christchurch Library has little snippets of information about all the street names and their histories available online. 000
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 14/04/2024As per the second para here. This is what has been in place everywhere I’ve worked. From www.employment.govt.nz/leave-and-ho... 030
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 23/03/2024Inaccurate (at least for me!) Or is that your foot excluding your toes? 100
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 23/03/2024Accurate! Did you know that you can tell if socks will fit by making a fist and wrapping the foot part of the sock around it? If the heel and toe just overlap, they’re the right size. 010
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 22/03/20243 foot by 4 foot, so approximately 90 X 120 cm. Queen bed for scale. 220
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 22/03/2024There are definitely heaps of options around. I did learn how to make a hand-lettered font at one point. I still have access to the lesson + I have the base software... (I was never quite happy with this, and I haven't found the full alphabet file yet, maybe it's on my old laptop.) 100
That's not my name @endoubleu.bsky.social · 22/03/2024Me, taking you literally, and searching for vegetable fonts on Adobe... And then the penny dropped. Maybe Duper? Lemon Yellow Sun, Pacific Northwest, or Woolwich? (I googled "Hand-painted font") You can apply a texture to the fill to make some or all of the letters look more brush-stroke-y. 000