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@enderlord99.bsky.social
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When I put curly-brackets around the punctuation at the end of my sentences, that means sarcasm. I don't forward requests for aid that are given to me in a reply-to-a-reply. Stop sending them.

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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 17h
dril?
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A line from Breaking Bad about doors comes to mind.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Congrats!
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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eevee @eev.ee · 03/10/2026
"this is a beginner-friendly game engine with no programming required!" wow cool "installation, step 1: install an old version of node, ideally using nvm for version isolation" uh huh. i have a few notes
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think "probably-true" is a big strongly phrased. I'd go with "potentially-true"
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does "reply guy" count as a type of "lurker"
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
QUESTION FOR SAPPHICS: If you weren't less bean, would you be... 1️⃣ More bean 2️⃣ The same amount of bean 3️⃣ No bean at all 4️⃣ Decline answer (question too personal) 5️⃣ Decline answer (question incomprehensible) 📊 Show results
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fact of the matter is that if we don't want people resorting to asking LLMs to solve their coding problems for them, we as a community have gotta get a LOT more willing to field questions whose answers we regard as painfully obvious.
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Lane Moore @hellolanemoore.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I call out men who clearly hate women, someone says "you're being too hard on them." Never, throughout the history of time, have we been hard enough on men who hate women. That's literally the problem.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Don't you think that's totally spam? It's lubricated! Well, I'm phasing." -Calvin
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, so they're initials. In my head I'd been pronouncing them. Kinda like "ee-ack" Well, now I've learned!
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wait, did Shad do a milkshake-duck at some point? I thought they were both reasonable people. How about Skallagrim?
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Mark @njdoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files regardless of what happens or whatever BB disastrous distraction the demented, malignant narciscisstic, orange felon deliberately creates!
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm fairly certain you're not a double-adult until 36
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AW Sylwester @aw-sylwester.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
FCK YES
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh, that is an *excellent* extension of the analogy.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
:O Pubby! That's a good pubby.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@duvnin.bsky.social
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm not sure Midna really counts as a "catgirl" but that is the only criticism I have of the post. .....not that you asked.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mark is 16 whatever-they're-calleds long
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I thought it was, when referring to a dominant strategy, short for Most Effective Tactic Available. Is that a backronym?
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bird!
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Austin folks: These indoor babies did not deserve to get tossed on the street. Can anyone take in this sweet family? #CatSky
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Presumably the empty string isn't === itself any more than a boolean would be.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@veesheep.bsky.social
Screencap of an old story from the other website, split across several posts.  It's too long to put the full text here, in the alt, so you're just getting this description of it.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Wait, it's the same format?
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
...or did you already know and were being rhetorical? Sorry for intruding like that, if so.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
"How is it half the size" presumably because it has large blocks of a single color, and listing the size and location of such a block, along with defining that color once, is a lot faster than saying the exact same color repeatedly for every pixel (which is how an uncompressed .bmp does it)
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
pppuy
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
also @snowballbunny.bsky.social
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@blueenergycat.bsky.social
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To Shreds, or perhaps To Bits
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Well, what I always say, "I just want everybody to be treated good." I try not to get into the politics of everything. I try to get into the human element of it. I have some of everybody in my own immediate family and in my circle of employees. I've got transgender people. I've got gays. I've got lesbians. I've got drunks. I've got drug addicts — all within my own family. I know and love them all, and I do not judge.

And I just see how broken-hearted they get over certain things and I know how real they are. I know how important this is to them. That's who they are. They cannot help that any more than I can help being Dolly Parton, you know, the way people know me. If there's something to be judged, that is God's business. But we are all God's children and how we are is who we are.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Cooking kills microbes, so that's probably a factor
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just a reminder that the fascist reversing the progress of the 20th century includes the eradication of the idea of childhood for everyone outside the wealth class, which is relatively new, and the reintroduction of child labor. The signs were there for a while but it’s impossible to deny it now.
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Dave Against The Machine🏴 @johnbrownbread.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The median American voter does not want this, and even if they did, you do not give them fascist collaboration with a fascist who should be in fucking prison. there is no circumstance in which you collaborate with fucking fascists.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
how is you name infinite like that
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Jeremy Venook @jvenook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
October 2018 tweet from @ndrew_lawrence:
“Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views
Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?
Con: LOL no...no not those views
Me: So....deregulation?
Con: Haha no not those views either
Me: Which views, exactly?
Con: Oh, you know the ones”
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Apart from being shitty about folks' identities, calling real people "bad representation" is a category error. People are *the thing being represented*. A person can no more be "bad representation" than a mountain can be inaccurate – if it's not on the map, the problem is the map!
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
is FE a game that can reasonably be played one-handed?
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 18/08/2026
"AI detectors" don't actually detect very well and are, ironically, "Ai". They are trash and you shouldn't use them as this thread helps explain;
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
That is not rolling a die with 66 sides, which is what I assumed the term could only be referring to.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
there is no such thing as "age verification." All "age verification" is actually "identity verification." You can coat it in glitter and "privacy-preserving" wrapping paper. But in the end, mandating age verification means mandating surveillance be built into software and hardware. Period.
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Spooky McSpookyface the Third 9th of Her Name, Lass of Terror. @lulz.network · 15/08/2026
There you have it.
so, (barely) reading between the lines of what Twitch's staff said:

1) they were forced by Amazon to add the AI training setting and to make it opt-out, because the overlords know perfectly well there's no reason anyone would ever opt-in

2) the actual Twitch staff who run Twitch do not like this and are of the same mind about it as all of you

3) Taking the time to opt-out, even if you don't really stream, gives them data to take to meetings with their overlords to prove that Twitch users dislike AI and pushing it too hard will drive people from the site. 

Settings > Security and Privacy > Training for Generative AI
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
You know, because one of them involves caring about the instruction.
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The freedom to DO a thing and the freedom to NOT DO that thing are logically equivalent, and "I was going to do that, but then I was also asked to by someone else, so now I won't" is a much LESS free stance than "I was gonna do that before they asked, and I still am exactly as much as I would"
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ender @enderlord99.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You want unhinged bed placement? Google how Thomas Jefferson slept
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