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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸

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it/its Enby PhD, 25 😎👉👉 MK-Ultra survivor🥹 Anarchism good-everything else bad

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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
we love ai enhancements wahoo yay on by default yippie
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RIP my beloved Zoom G3 guitar effects pedal. I had been using this thing for over a decade to record all my music and now it finally died. Luckily, despite being discontinued, I managed to find a second hand used one that I had to import from Japan. My beloved returns to me...
Two Zoom G3 guitar effects pedals, one dead and another alive. Macabre...
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Oh My Goodness Gracious Meme Template
ALT: Oh My Goodness Gracious Meme Template
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
fun test! i'm out here afraid
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
8-S, huh? Looks like it's going to be a long day... #ULTRAKILL #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot from the upcoming secret level 8-S from the game ULTRAKILL.
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 21/07/2026
whenever someone asks me why i left twitter i show them this image
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i question the methodology for getting these stats kind of. every gen z person i know is currently or just got out of a sexual relationship and it's been this way for a decade. but i have no idea what weird questions could skew numbers like this either idk maybe everyone's an outlier.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
protests only stick ideologically for the people who attend them. their function is moreso recruitment into a broader movement/work that happens between protest agitation waves. 🫡 This is why a big part of antifa is preventing nazi gatherings. it hurts their recruitment through these events.
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
deltarune in 15 tomorrows...
Extremely small and round bite-sized Ralsei tries to look non-chalant about Deltarune chapter 5 coming out in 2 weeks but is internally very happy, calling it scrumptious. You should grab him before he realizes how chewable he is.
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
like I'd argue it's become more simple than more polished, and the eloquence of simplicity is mistaken for improved hero design
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I've played since the ps4 beta (i got a pc just to play it way back)! My main issue is how homogenized the game feels now. It's heavily skewed towards hypermobility or LOS checking. It feels like every character weak in those concepts is permanently bad. The lean into shooter over hero is my problem
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I would recommend picking up esoteric ebb (or pirating zero parades even) to get a feel of what i mean. Navigating their worlds, talking to strangers, skill assignments, failure states, and more(!) are all so buttery smooth in these games. in a way friction presents it'self in disco
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the games released inspired by disco elysium use games as a medium better for story telling than disco did (esoteric ebb for example). Disco has a ton of friction and rudimentary paths in its' gameplay. Disco definitely has the best writing of the genre it founded though, so far.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
you had me in witcher 3 controls being ass and lost me on overwatch being more polished as time has gone on, but i respect the diversity
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*lets the evil cult that kidnapped you for plot reasons sacrifice you in the confrontation so i can loot my gear back mid-fight*
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
youtube has a pandemic of mediocre critics making 1hr+ long hate pantomime videos on games that are fine and i need youtube to stop showing me their dogass videos as suggestions
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
@nearie.bsky.social
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
i fuck with the new pfp!
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 13/03/2026
I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Joe from Ashita no Joe, completely exhausted (and possibly dead) with a smile on his face
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Saeko @saeko.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is what I want from Democratic leadership
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
i think we need to impale morning people on stakes outside the tower of london. real put the fear of god.d into anyone who thinks working before noon should ever be acceptable ever again
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Submission by @violinken.bsky.social
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M O E @venommoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Commission
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Playing Deltarune is fun because whenever anything cool or funny happens I get to both enjoy it and also get more and more mad at Toby Fox for being better than me
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Still criminal that Dead in the Dirt only dropped one album before breaking up and that album is one of the best Powerviolence albums ever. youtu.be/p7GpDq3RXXQ
youtu.be
Dead In The Dirt - Suffer
YouTube video by Southern Lord Records
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
spitting fire with this one
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
personal favorite gallows humor bit i got right now is going, "well, really- kamala would've done the same." every few days where there's a new onion headline in the real news.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
one day i'll get my hands on progesterone and eat tons of high calorie food to minmax breast growth
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i wish my back problems were caused by big boobs and not bad posture
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the best part of online gaming is that bigots are terrible at games and can't keep their mouths shut. So you get to target and dogwalk some knuckledragger every other match if you have a queer decoration on your profile.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
i think the open world game has one of these in it? Don't quote me on it it's just a vague recollection
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
only way to get it to a reasonable size is to make accent UI the size of a software engineer's brain it's so infuriating
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
the worst part is if you want to zoom out to get the UI out of your ass, the only thing that gets small is the text and accent design. 1st image is max zoomed out, 2nd is about half. they NEED to assault you with giant ass ugly UI
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
swear to fucking god every year they leave less and less deadspace for your eyes to breathe. Just so everything can be zoomed in and crammed in an ugly way.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
this is what corporate owned websites will look like in a decade
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
crazy foreshadowing that "i won't vote for genocide" meant "i won't vote in order to get more genocide" all along ts peak
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nvidia updating drivers to make everything run worse while also turning your mic volume to 0
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
with all the horrors happening to the US economy, we're forgetting an important question. Will this further delay elder scrolls 6?
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
unless you're personally going to execute politicians committing treason there's no use pointing it out for the next 4 years btw
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
"haha it's been a while since you've launched ubisoft connect, looking to play a farcry game? haha yeah awesome! anyway we had some updates so you have to log back in. You know your login info for our service you use once a year right? no? haha ok that's so ok just spend 10 minutes finding it."
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
steam has a monopoly as a gaming platform because it doesn't ask me to log back on after every update.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
like i'm straight up getting headaches, vision warbling, no energy to stand type shit. not eating for 2 days type shit. why? forgor 💀
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i keep forgetting to eat until someone brings up eating something together and i gotta learn how to eat alone
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
going into this new administration I would advise people's epic dunks on fascists be shooting them instead of pointing out that they're stupid people
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
noticing a lot of my marvel rivals gameplay has god awful crosshair placement because i angle my down camera to get the fuck ass 3rd person model out of my fov
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i wanna eat that medieval soup that makes you temporarily blind for kink reasons
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