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it/its Enby PhD, 25 😎👉👉 MK-Ultra survivor🥹 Anarchism good-everything else bad

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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RIP my beloved Zoom G3 guitar effects pedal. I had been using this thing for over a decade to record all my music and now it finally died. Luckily, despite being discontinued, I managed to find a second hand used one that I had to import from Japan. My beloved returns to me...
Two Zoom G3 guitar effects pedals, one dead and another alive. Macabre...
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
8-S, huh? Looks like it's going to be a long day... #ULTRAKILL #screenshotsaturday
A screenshot from the upcoming secret level 8-S from the game ULTRAKILL.
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🛸 bran 👽 @pupnik.moe · 21/07/2026
whenever someone asks me why i left twitter i show them this image
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
you people have got to stop with your awful fucking 4chan tranny brainworm acronyms. what the fuck is a "ttrpg"
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
deltarune in 15 tomorrows...
Extremely small and round bite-sized Ralsei tries to look non-chalant about Deltarune chapter 5 coming out in 2 weeks but is internally very happy, calling it scrumptious. You should grab him before he realizes how chewable he is.
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
the games released inspired by disco elysium use games as a medium better for story telling than disco did (esoteric ebb for example). Disco has a ton of friction and rudimentary paths in its' gameplay. Disco definitely has the best writing of the genre it founded though, so far.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
youtube has a pandemic of mediocre critics making 1hr+ long hate pantomime videos on games that are fine and i need youtube to stop showing me their dogass videos as suggestions
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 13/03/2026
I wouldn't say I'm massively into phones or anything but I sketched this out of frustration bc why are there no modern phones with these features, it would be so perfect and I'm mad the only ones are old and slow
a sketch of a smartphone with tactile buttons for home/window/back, headphone jack, no AI BS, sim card thingy you can open with your nail, camera that doesn't cover the damn screen, and a 5 inch/127mm screen which is a reasonable size
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Joe from Ashita no Joe, completely exhausted (and possibly dead) with a smile on his face
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Saeko @saeko.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is what I want from Democratic leadership
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phantasmAgaric 🍄 @lalonde.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
i think we need to impale morning people on stakes outside the tower of london. real put the fear of god.d into anyone who thinks working before noon should ever be acceptable ever again
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No Context MUGEN @nocontextmugen.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Submission by @violinken.bsky.social
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M O E @venommoe.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Commission
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Playing Deltarune is fun because whenever anything cool or funny happens I get to both enjoy it and also get more and more mad at Toby Fox for being better than me
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Hakita @hakita.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Still criminal that Dead in the Dirt only dropped one album before breaking up and that album is one of the best Powerviolence albums ever. youtu.be/p7GpDq3RXXQ
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Dead In The Dirt - Suffer
YouTube video by Southern Lord Records
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
personal favorite gallows humor bit i got right now is going, "well, really- kamala would've done the same." every few days where there's a new onion headline in the real news.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i wish my back problems were caused by big boobs and not bad posture
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
the best part of online gaming is that bigots are terrible at games and can't keep their mouths shut. So you get to target and dogwalk some knuckledragger every other match if you have a queer decoration on your profile.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
this is what corporate owned websites will look like in a decade
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
crazy foreshadowing that "i won't vote for genocide" meant "i won't vote in order to get more genocide" all along ts peak
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Nvidia updating drivers to make everything run worse while also turning your mic volume to 0
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
with all the horrors happening to the US economy, we're forgetting an important question. Will this further delay elder scrolls 6?
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
unless you're personally going to execute politicians committing treason there's no use pointing it out for the next 4 years btw
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
steam has a monopoly as a gaming platform because it doesn't ask me to log back on after every update.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
i keep forgetting to eat until someone brings up eating something together and i gotta learn how to eat alone
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
going into this new administration I would advise people's epic dunks on fascists be shooting them instead of pointing out that they're stupid people
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
noticing a lot of my marvel rivals gameplay has god awful crosshair placement because i angle my down camera to get the fuck ass 3rd person model out of my fov
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i wanna eat that medieval soup that makes you temporarily blind for kink reasons
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
@ivebeenjamming.bsky.social hoe.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
wife doesn't want me sexually touching our touch lamp to turn it on and off. another consequence of puritan moral panic...
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Daily bunny no.2825 climbs the mysterious staircase
a group of four amateur detective bunnies all go, one by one, up a stone staircase in the forest. All are frightened, except the leader bunny who has a more determined look on her face. The staircase then leads over a bridge, but it's ultimate destination is not shown.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
i need to find more artists to follow on here
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
day drinking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
nothing beats the classic T4T date of midnight mcdonalds in the car at an empty parking lot
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
saw a post of someone saying caitlyn from arcane gets hate because she's a woman in a man's field. what? being a cop who hits their girlfriend?
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
i need game devs to understand that aiming as a skill is baseline to develop. stop making the strongest things in pvp games about aim. it's babies first skillset and it being rewarded devalues fun parts of the game
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
so weird to me that twitch so badly wants to lose viewership over people not wanting to watch 5mins of ads in the middle of a live stream
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
the idea that poly people have messy relationships has always been wild to me. I've been in 2 separate poly relationships and they both were super chill. 1st one was a throuple which ended because we just grew into different people, was like 2 years long. The 2nd is ongoing and I'm married in it-
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Sometimes when I'm not enjoying something as much as I know I should- I pretend I'm on anti-psychotics again. The memory of enjoying something because I was chemically forced to chill out does a little placebo on me.
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Daily bunny no.2808 is a neighborhood threat
Three young bunnies are hanging out on a street corner at night, in shabby and punkish attire. One of them, with an 'anarchist A' on his jacket, offers the other one a light. A prejudiced bunny with a suit and briefcase passes these apparent ne'er-do-wells and glances back at them, nervously. However, they mean him no harm.
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
The Ferryman, being a bit of an artist and artisan, has made sure that the journey to your destined layer of Hell is as comfortable and pleasant as possible. The destination, not so much. #screenshotsaturday #ULTRAKILL
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Society always asks me what my ambitions are... uhm, being my wife's boytoy enby? Society hates this answer.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
This week is like christmas with the CEO killing and now Assad fleeing
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Anyone have good feeds to follow? The one's I joined years ago are a little dead I think.
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🇺🇦(un)Official Garfield🇵🇸 @enbytea.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
He's so fucking awesome i love him.
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garfield is riding a surfboard wearing sunglasses
Alt: garfield the cat is riding a surfboard wearing sunglasses
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
Daily bunny no.2766 needs all the emotional support she can get
A bunny sits in a sunlit attic, surrounded by cats. She is reclining on three cats like a beanbag chair, and is also reading books about cats. The cats are all basking in the sun. Also, she is eating a large sundae.
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ULTRAKILL @ultrakill-game.bsky.social · 02/11/2024
Remodel at Last: Feedbacker. Probably the oldest surviving model in the game, now finally getting updated to more closely match the concept art, including the asymmetric right arm visible while holding a revolver. #screenshotsaturday #ULTRAKILL youtu.be/T3P30V4f0DQ
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Remodel at Last -Feedbacker-
YouTube video by Hakita
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
Sorry, Verizon, but the only 5G I’m interested in this October is g-g-g-g-ghosts!!!
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