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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MtH @ezfollowers.xyz · 25/09/2026
⚠️🚨⚠️🚨 PSA!!! ⚠️🚨⚠️🚨 IF YOU SEE THIS YOU'RE A NERDD NEEERRRRDDD REPOST TO SPREAD AWARENESS
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@adhdforreal.bsky.social
Large text across the top: "Are You A Mind Wanderer?"
Man sitting at a desk, with many small thought bubbles connected to him and/or each other via dotted lines - "What time is it?", "Window needs washing", "Raining outside", "Will put off letter", "Would like to smoke", "Picture crooked", "When will Frank return?", "Forgot to telephone", "Must finish this later", "I cannot concentrate", "Fill the inkstand"
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Jinti is Making Passive Notice Checks @jinti.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
y'all should push for Universal Basic Income 'cuz artists that aren't stressin' over rent and groceries and taxes all the time WILL draw freakier, more unmarketable shit
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Judging by this thread, the coffee must be REALLY good this morning. 😁
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's hard to believe I've been reading it for most of those 30 years.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please, is there anyone out there that could spare like $50 so I can get groceries? (Cashapp $Emtuu or paypal.me/emtu, thank you in advance!)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Please, is there anyone out there that could spare like $50 so I can get groceries? (Cashapp $Emtuu or paypal.me/emtu, thank you in advance!)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Same. Also I don't drink water just to keep hydrated, I drink water because either my mouth is frequently dry or I'm just plain thirsty. (Now, getting around to going to the fridge to refill the bottle, that's a different problem.)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Came here to post this. Seconded.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don't think I've ever seen a Substitute rendered as a blow-up doll before, and now I'm wondering why.
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bitch princess of everything (batty) @batshaped.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i have to say the reveal that the founder of AriZona actually hates green tea is fucking bonkers
Q: what made you choose the flavor "ginseng and honey"? its bitter but sweet,- just perfect for me.

A:  I was on a flight to Hong Kong and my wife Ilene ordered a green tea from the stewardess. My wife said it's good for you, try it and I did. It was awful. But on my way there and the whole trip I was thinking about it. If I could make it taste good, I think it could be a great success, so I added honey which my mother gave me when I had a cold. The honey smooths off the finish. I added ginseng as well.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Men In Black Men In Black Movie
ALT: Men In Black Men In Black Movie
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@adhdforreal.bsky.social
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
In one of the translations (Polish I think) he called them Skibidi Sigmas.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Can you help me count my eggs before they hatch?"
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Will it have to be spelled out EVERY SINGLE TIME because it's a non-standard spelling and literally everyone gets it wrong without being told? Sorry, a bit of /r/tragedeigh rage there.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Brian G. aka urbanbohemian 🪩🥂💖 @urbanbohemian.com · 12/08/2026
I'm so tired. 😑 A direct link to the setting (next to last from the very bottom): www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... And more details in their Account Settings FAQ: help.twitch.tv/s/article/tw...
From Twitch's Frequently Asked Questions

What are "generative AI content models," and what does it mean for my content to be used to train them?

Generative AI content models are AI tools that can help create or synthesize content outputs like text or images when given instructions or prompts because they are also trained on content. When you allow training, that means that your content may be used for future Gen AI model improvements. An example of what happens when you allow your content to be used for training a GenAI content model is that your audio might help refine models that create speech to text, which would help improve captions at Twitch but would also help improve captions across Amazon. From Twitch's Frequently Asked Questions

What exactly does opting out cover? What doesn't it cover?

If you opt-out and decide to not allow your channel content to train Generative AI content models, your streams, VODs, clips, stream chats, and pictures and text on your channel will not be used in future training of a model developed by Amazon whose purpose is to generate or synthesize text, audio, images, or video.

Opting-out of training generative AI content models does not opt you out of all AI or machine learning uses at Twitch. For example, Twitch will still run AutoMod, which helps keep our community safe, but does not retain your data and use it to produce content. Twitch may also still use your data to run AI-supported features, like captions, which automatically generate captions for your Clips but does not retain your stream or your clips to train a model that can generate new content.From Twitch's Frequently Asked Questions

If I opt out, will other AI-powered features like Captions or safety tools still work on my channel?

Yes. There are two important differences between Generative AI content models and AI-supported features at Twitch.

1) AI-supported features at Twitch do not retain your content and then use it to train models that create new videos, images, or text.

2) Twitch users have separate controls for many of the AI-supported features we're releasing. For example, streamers can turn on AutoMod and can adjust captions settings.From Twitch's Frequently Asked Questions

Why can't I opt-out of all AI uses at Twitch?

Where AI works to help you create content or to help viewers understand your content, you do have controls over how it is used, and you can manage those in your settings.

Other AI works differently. Some of it runs the service itself, the same way our servers and our code do. Some of it keeps the service secure. And some of it, like AutoMod, protects the whole community. Turning those off for one person would weaken safety and security for everyone else on the platform, so they are not individual settings.

What channel content (clips, chat, metadata, etc.) is eligible to be used for generative AI training?

Your stream and the stream's chat, your VODs, your Clips, Highlights, and any text or images on your Channel may be used. If you chat on someone else's stream, their opt-out preferences govern if that chat can be used for training.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Jidou Hanbaiki ni Umarekawatta Ore wa Meikyuu wo Samayou / Reborn as a Vending Machine, I Now Wander the Dungeon Based on the fact that I also enjoyed a good chunk of what you rated "masterpiece", you might like it? It's kind of goofy, but in-story they take it entirely seriously.
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
threads post with the poster's name sadly removed with the text: "You asked ai. Gross.I asked my neurodivergent friends online, and they are more accurate and use way less water. Mostly because they forget to drink it."
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Any amount of time saved using AI is usually lost (if not more) in fixing the garbage the AI spits out, so why bother in the first place?
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Downplay a book or a movie The Restaurant in the Middle of the Universe
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Caine would probably still call it knitting.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Hey Zooble, look at this cool bee I knitted!"
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I've said it lots of times, AI should not be able to issue judgements on its own, they should always be reviewed by a real person first.
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Ambryline | November slots open 🔞 @ambryline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Heads up, artists 🚨 There’s a massive scam wave hitting DeviantArt right now DO NOT CLICK IT. If you have artist friends on DA, please boost this. I’d hate to see someone lose their account or payment info over something this stupid 🖤 { #DeviantArt #ArtistBeware #ScamAlert }
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Like an actual physical check? On paper? Crazy.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I don't know that there's a good model for it yet, but getting double-teamed by an Amione might make for something good. For something more basic, Wixen (and/or Noct) with Katress (and/or Ignis) pairings are always good. Something with Leafan, I haven't seen much with the cute panda.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Lovander is inevitable. Also, Lovander's Palpedia number is 69, it has Medicine Production work suitability, and it can drop cake, mushrooms, suspicious juice, strange juice, and memory wiping medicine.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I always read "it's woke" as "I don't understand (or I don't like) it so it's dumb and bad."
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
After seeing this video years ago, any instance of people hemming and hawing at a fast food counter reminds me of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0M6...
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Can I Get Uhhh...
YouTube video by Piemations
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LillyLyle/Count Melancholia @lillyherself.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/07/2026
100% true.
screenshot:
sidereal @sidereal@kolektiva.social

I just realised that I've been using adblock
so consistently, for so long, that | have basically no idea what the average person's experience of the internet is like.

Every now and then | use someone else's device that isn't so locked down. And I'm floored by how useless and annoying the internet is. IDK how people do this.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
No idea if it's just a coincidence or what, but I put my hand items in the exact same order - weapon, tool, grapple, ranged weapon. (Also yes, that is a super cool hat.)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There is a mod that restores the old functionality for people who prefer it. (I know I do.)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So fucking true. "I should eat something." *an hour later* "I should eat something." *another hour later* "Damn I'm hungry, I really should eat something."
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Yes, I would like to order 5GB of Twinkies, please.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I still love that the counterfeit S-rank is a Cool S.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'll take "Opinions that have aged like milk" for $200, Alex.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I get you there. More than half of my meds have "sweating" or "increased sweating" in their side effects, and two others can cause excess warmth. It suuuuuucks.
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Can you see the expression of absolute shock on my face? No? 😐
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 28/06/2026
"how can we incentivize public transport usage" make it free "but who will pay for it" the taxpayer "but won't that make people have less money" not if they use public transport "but doesn't that punish motorists" that is the incentive yeah
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/WwZvD...
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Wizard IT Guy - D&D World Heritage Posts
YouTube video by ZacSpeaksGiant
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Because they use magic, and advanced technology (roughly anything more advanced than vacuum tubes) is incompatible with magic. (I know the Harry Potter series uses this excuse as to why all the wizard stuff is comparatively low-tech and magic-powered, and I'm sure other settings have too.)
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Emtu @emtu.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's not necessarily the Ditto that gets pregnant, Ditto can breed with pokemon of either gender.
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