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emsedonyk

@emsedonyk.bsky.social
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Neon garbage, he/him, gay/queer, UK, 🔞 partner to @puploki.com and @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social

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Taraka @taraka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#BiVisibilityDay update: used someone else's mirror for visibility on two sides
Image of a man in a hotel room mirror, wearing a blue camouflage harness and jockstrap combo. Mostly the photo shows a rear view, but angled so that shoulder, chain, and part of front of face also visible.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bump into ex-student at Torture Garden ✅ Bump into photo of ex-student on the fromt cover of a gentlemen’s entertainment magazine ✅ Bump into ex-student at London Leather Dykes ✅
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
NHS cancelling surgeries for adults even after they’ve already paid for travel + accommodation and waited years to get there. Some were about to be wheeled into theatre! Every manager responsible for this decision must be sacked and every patient paid compensation.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
And honourable mentions to 6. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! 7. The lesson is: never try 8. No deal, McCutcheon 9. There are too many [states] these days, please eliminate two 10. Stupid sexy [Flanders] 11. It’s the children who are wrong
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. Sex Cauldron (=hot tub) 2. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 3. Tramampoline! 4. Pointy kitty 5. Yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh, what is the microlabel for this, asking for me.
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Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The damn "social construct v medical condition" really grinds me. Things can be both! It's not a case of (weak, feminine, woke) social construct v (strong, masculine, real) medical condition
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Annual review today. “What do you want to achieve next year?” - “A sloppy hole, a sub-50 10k, and pecs you could trampoline on.” Oh, right. “For you to continue paying my mortgage with minimum input from me.” Still no? “To ‘embrace AI’ and parrot back whatever corporate KPI shit it suggests?” 🤷‍♂️
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
My spiciest childless-queer take is that having a kid is a hobby, and I would rather like my colleagues to be legally mandated to work around my hobbies too.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Anandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Remember they could stop this if they wanted to
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
+bort+ Am I saying that right? +bort+ Yes, yes, I’m sure that’s right. +bort+
Me in black and orange pup hood
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
@pupswich.bsky.social Hope you had a less eventful journey home from Brighton than we did x
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Eddy - edftmxxx🏳️‍⚧️ @edftmxxx.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I may have won Europe's best bottom, but I love topping too 😈
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Heat-stroke as a medfet hard limit. Eurgh. We’re having a bbq instead, which is a different kind of stupid.
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TiePig @tiepig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
With each passing year, I understand Mr. Burns more and more.
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Max Scott @maxscott.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
🍆💦
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
These NastyPig ones are a little less short but a lot more slutty. I’m gomma wear them to work next week as a proportionate response to London being 33°C all week. Probably leave the whip at home though because I’m a professional.
Me in small jorts. With a bullwhip.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Slutty shorts are short, slutty
Running shorts with a 5” inseam with me (barely) inside of them
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Literal morning wood. What the fuck am I doing up before 6? #fcf
Hard uncut dick with a 8mm PA
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Citrus live to be dramatic. Our makrut lime lost two thirds of its leaves in about a week last winter and looked spindly as fuck, now it’s all bushy and green like nothing happened. Pricks.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
😬
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
<scrabbles to BBC News to see if it’s the obituary we’re all waiting for> godsdammit
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026
I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown
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AthletonX @athletonx.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Why not both?
My pierced cock up against the petiole of my titan arum
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh, that too. Do you wanna see my Amorphophallus?
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My sexuality to straight folk: “I’m gay.” To gay folk: “I’m queer.” To myself: “Oh, so complicated: politically queer, sexually androphile, tendency to limerence with a confusing side-order of alcohol-soluble lithosexuality, kinky, junk-agnostic, but also … guys in shorts really.”
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Woman on phone on the train: “He had his first puppy party last weekend”, “So many toys”,” Still not housebroken”, “Such a naughty boy”, “Need to vaccinate and neuter him” and still unclear if this is a biodog or as @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social suggested just friends with some real hardcore kinksters.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Beyond the ick, how does that even make sense? If you’re that committed to a previous employer, you wouldn’t be looking for a new job, would you?
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Is Sigma-Aldrich’s analytical grade stuff still branded AnalaR? That always made me laugh.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Painting the new conservatory yesterday and coping with the intolerable heat the only way I knew how. Thanks also to @taraka.bsky.social for his rollering skills 🙏🏻
Me in just trainers from behind painting a windowsill with my naked arse very much on display
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
should’ve made more effort to clear the clutter in the background >,<
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Wannabe familiar at the Vampire Mansion.
Me taking a selfie in a hotel mirror naked but red because of the curtains
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Well, you missed out 😉 Had a great time, met some fun hot guys and PBed the course 🙌🏻 Have some social-not-sexual cock
Me from the tits down, running shoes and a PA are all I’m wearing 😄
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Anyone else doing the #naked5k at Brocken Hurst naturist centre next weekend?
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m not super-keen on admitting how much of my calorie deficit is not having a cider with dinner and/or a bourbon before bedtime either.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Serious reply: I have lost 8 kg and 6% bf since Jan 9th (~4 mo) with a ~500 kcal deficit (barely drinking, strict portion control on sweets+crisps, mostly fruit/veg lunches), ~150g protein per day (üfits, tuna, alpro greek style, chicken, whey), plus lift/run/10k steps, MacroFactor to track.
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#gay #fetish #upscaled #porn #vintage #aesthetic #belamistyle #sounding #cock #hairless #tan #pure #czechporn
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Felixxx 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🔞 @felixftm.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
if they ripped while we're wrestling wyd? #ftmporn #ftm #transporn #ftmnsfw #nsfwbsky #transnsfw #gayxxx #transxxx #gayporn #gaynsfw #tdick #ftmxxx #realnsfw
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JamZap 🌈 @jamzap95.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
The mask was a bit rubbish so I kept it off
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Orrin 🪐 @orrinbroseph.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Proof of life
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It’s the beta alanine that causes the tingling. Promotes carnosine production in muscle, which acts as a pH buffer and improves performance - or - expensive and uncomfortable placebo. *Delete to taste.
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
On #TDOV I want to make how much I love @puploki.com and @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social very visible indeed 💙🩷🤍
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Today feels as good a day as any to talk about anteater vaginas! So let's take a look at the uterus, uterine tubes and vaginas of giant anteaters (Myrmecophaga tridactyla), in both females and males. Because both sexes of anteater have these organs...
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Have never met an anaethetist I didn’t want to jump. Fitness to practise indeed 🥵
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
My @darkroomzine.bsky.social by @archiealpha.bsky.social has arrived! 🥰
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
The latest episode of Philosophy Tube is about conversion therapy, why it’s still legal in the UK, and the ways the British government is implicated in it making it NHS policy. Proud to expose this stuff ✊ youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...
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How To Ban Conversion Therapy
YouTube video by Philosophy Tube
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QueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 21/03/2026
PinkNews, one of the largest gay news organisations, is going to move to a 'reporter free newsroom' with redundancies across its editorial team, QueerAF understands www.wearequeeraf.com/pinknews-to-...
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PinkNews to move to a 'reporter-free newsroom' with its journalists facing redundancy
PinkNews, one of the largest gay news organisations, is going to move to a 'reporter free newsroom' with redundancies across its editorial team, QueerAF understands
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