Reposted by emsedonykTaraka @taraka.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#BiVisibilityDay update: used someone else's mirror for visibility on two sides 072
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Bump into ex-student at Torture Garden ✅ Bump into photo of ex-student on the fromt cover of a gentlemen’s entertainment magazine ✅ Bump into ex-student at London Leather Dykes ✅ 070
Reposted by emsedonykAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026NHS cancelling surgeries for adults even after they’ve already paid for travel + accommodation and waited years to get there. Some were about to be wheeled into theatre! Every manager responsible for this decision must be sacked and every patient paid compensation. 4541331751
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026And honourable mentions to 6. Dental plan! Lisa needs braces! 7. The lesson is: never try 8. No deal, McCutcheon 9. There are too many [states] these days, please eliminate two 10. Stupid sexy [Flanders] 11. It’s the children who are wrong 030
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 25/08/20261. Sex Cauldron (=hot tub) 2. Money can be exchanged for goods and services 3. Tramampoline! 4. Pointy kitty 5. Yet if I were to have them killed, I would be the one to go to jail 110
Reposted by emsedonykAnandamide @anandamide.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The damn "social construct v medical condition" really grinds me. Things can be both! It's not a case of (weak, feminine, woke) social construct v (strong, masculine, real) medical condition 1112
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Annual review today. “What do you want to achieve next year?” - “A sloppy hole, a sub-50 10k, and pecs you could trampoline on.” Oh, right. “For you to continue paying my mortgage with minimum input from me.” Still no? “To ‘embrace AI’ and parrot back whatever corporate KPI shit it suggests?” 🤷♂️ 280
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 09/08/2026My spiciest childless-queer take is that having a kid is a hobby, and I would rather like my colleagues to be legally mandated to work around my hobbies too. 130
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 02/08/2026@pupswich.bsky.social Hope you had a less eventful journey home from Brighton than we did x 000
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Heat-stroke as a medfet hard limit. Eurgh. We’re having a bbq instead, which is a different kind of stupid. 2150
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026These NastyPig ones are a little less short but a lot more slutty. I’m gomma wear them to work next week as a proportionate response to London being 33°C all week. Probably leave the whip at home though because I’m a professional. 1230
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Literal morning wood. What the fuck am I doing up before 6? #fcf 0484
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Citrus live to be dramatic. Our makrut lime lost two thirds of its leaves in about a week last winter and looked spindly as fuck, now it’s all bushy and green like nothing happened. Pricks. 100
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026<scrabbles to BBC News to see if it’s the obituary we’re all waiting for> godsdammit 110
Reposted by emsedonyk👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 08/06/2026I think every politician who proposes to ban anything on the internet for teens should be required to propose, as an alternate, a free and accessible and all weather space for teens to hang out in their own hometown 804347964
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 02/06/2026My sexuality to straight folk: “I’m gay.” To gay folk: “I’m queer.” To myself: “Oh, so complicated: politically queer, sexually androphile, tendency to limerence with a confusing side-order of alcohol-soluble lithosexuality, kinky, junk-agnostic, but also … guys in shorts really.” 290
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Woman on phone on the train: “He had his first puppy party last weekend”, “So many toys”,” Still not housebroken”, “Such a naughty boy”, “Need to vaccinate and neuter him” and still unclear if this is a biodog or as @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social suggested just friends with some real hardcore kinksters. 180
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Beyond the ick, how does that even make sense? If you’re that committed to a previous employer, you wouldn’t be looking for a new job, would you? 120
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Is Sigma-Aldrich’s analytical grade stuff still branded AnalaR? That always made me laugh. 030
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Painting the new conservatory yesterday and coping with the intolerable heat the only way I knew how. Thanks also to @taraka.bsky.social for his rollering skills 🙏🏻 1231
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026should’ve made more effort to clear the clutter in the background >,< 100
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Well, you missed out 😉 Had a great time, met some fun hot guys and PBed the course 🙌🏻 Have some social-not-sexual cock 090
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Anyone else doing the #naked5k at Brocken Hurst naturist centre next weekend? 000
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I’m not super-keen on admitting how much of my calorie deficit is not having a cider with dinner and/or a bourbon before bedtime either. 010
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Serious reply: I have lost 8 kg and 6% bf since Jan 9th (~4 mo) with a ~500 kcal deficit (barely drinking, strict portion control on sweets+crisps, mostly fruit/veg lunches), ~150g protein per day (üfits, tuna, alpro greek style, chicken, whey), plus lift/run/10k steps, MacroFactor to track. 030
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emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026It’s the beta alanine that causes the tingling. Promotes carnosine production in muscle, which acts as a pH buffer and improves performance - or - expensive and uncomfortable placebo. *Delete to taste. 000
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026On #TDOV I want to make how much I love @puploki.com and @16bitjackdaw.bsky.social very visible indeed 💙🩷🤍 060
Reposted by emsedonykVagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Today feels as good a day as any to talk about anteater vaginas! So let's take a look at the uterus, uterine tubes and vaginas of giant anteaters (Myrmecophaga tridactyla), in both females and males. Because both sexes of anteater have these organs... 413943
emsedonyk @emsedonyk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Have never met an anaethetist I didn’t want to jump. Fitness to practise indeed 🥵 370
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Reposted by emsedonykAbigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The latest episode of Philosophy Tube is about conversion therapy, why it’s still legal in the UK, and the ways the British government is implicated in it making it NHS policy. Proud to expose this stuff ✊ youtu.be/_S5w18sjYLk?...youtu.beHow To Ban Conversion TherapyYouTube video by Philosophy Tube 362169788
Reposted by emsedonykQueerAF @wearequeeraf.com · 21/03/2026PinkNews, one of the largest gay news organisations, is going to move to a 'reporter free newsroom' with redundancies across its editorial team, QueerAF understands www.wearequeeraf.com/pinknews-to-...wearequeeraf.comPinkNews to move to a 'reporter-free newsroom' with its journalists facing redundancyPinkNews, one of the largest gay news organisations, is going to move to a 'reporter free newsroom' with redundancies across its editorial team, QueerAF understands 1310743