iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

One thing that not taking my Claritin with me for a week has taught me is that I definitely still have allergies and need to take an antihistamine every day

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Flying is a series of trials to prove you are worthy of Man’s Dominion Over Sky

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

A sailor went to see CC to see who he should BCC but all that he could see see see was a thousand people inappropriately using reply-all

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They should give me a botw paraglider in real life

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hilarious to Apple Pay an offering for a vela at a 1000 year old monastery but my grandma is catholic and I don’t have the right euros

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Thank god my new prescription doesn’t actually correct my astigmatism bc I missed the rainbows 🌈 ✨💖

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes I say text me anytime and I mean it but then I’m constitutionally incapable of responding

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The lyric “only love can break your heart” is genuinely so comforting to me

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I think the Saturday puzzles are actually harder than the Sundays the Sundays are just longer

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I heard cybertruck slap is the new punch buggy and I would like to also submit the Waymo Whack

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Oh god people on TikTok think they’ve decoded the voynitch manuscript and that it’s about spontaneously creating plants from your menstrual blood and the reason we haven’t decoded it before is that a woman had never looked at it

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I’m so tired of people discourse-ing things with incorrect opinions when obviously my nuanced and Morally Correct and informed take is right

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Cats are so cute and so soft but all their accoutrements (litter, food, spit, PEE) are so stinky and I’m afraid of them bc they’re unpredictable and have knives for hands

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I met someone who bragged about not getting a flu shot in 70 years of life, and it’s okay bc they never got the flu. They did get pneumonia 3 times and the other person and I just looked at each other like…. Never caused by the flu

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Good morning, I love it here in the east San Francisco Bay Area where you can wake up to all the car windows on your street being smashed in and people, including yourself, go “welcome to the Bay Area, why did you leave your window outside, what did you expect”

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I always cook black beans and corn together bc my mom always used to do that growing up bc “it’s a complete protein” please don’t fact check my mom if she’s wrong

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I made a cut paper book for my niece of the songs my sister made up/her favorite songs for her 1/4 birthday. Here are some of my favorite pages!

A cut-paper illustration of a rooster and a cockatoo in bright colors. Playful text reads “rooster ‘do, rooster ‘do, that little baby’s a cockatoo!”

A cut paper illustration of a guitar with stylized text that reads “para bailar la bamba, se necesita una poca de gracia.”

A cut paper illustration of a heart with text that reads “Emma love, Emma love”

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Trying not to post during the day so the people don’t know I’m unemployed

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m really glad I went to a small school for undergrad and a big school for grad, I think that’s the hack

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I was taking this medication that made me TOO sleepy and then I stopped taking it yesterday and slept like shit

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Elderfield kind of answers the question “what if stardew valley hated you”

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The first time I had bibimbap was at an H mart in Houston and I didn’t know how to eat it and some uncle walking past sheepishly and wordlessly took the chopsticks from my hand and mixed it all up for me and smiled and bowed his head like “there you go, fixed it for you,” and he was right

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have to leave Oleg’s favorite snacks out in the open bc if I put it in the cupboard he can’t find it and either forgets we have it or lightly accuses me of hiding it from him

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Kieran Healy @kjhealy.co · 13/09/2026

tbh I’d have said this was most German words, which is why it’s German and not some other language

5 German words that don't exist in other
languages

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Every day for the past week I’ve looked around at my messy house and said “okay but TODAY is the day I’m REALLY gonna clean this up”

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Camp miasma was really good

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Josef Fruehwald @jofrhwld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i’m only just getting to to speed on the mathematics & OpenAI drama, but if they’re going to steal from your notes, scoop you, try to cut you out, and eschew any citational standards, you’d have to be stupid to use their tools for your research

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I never had a hair splinter until one day a few years ago my sister asked me about them and now I get them all the time. It was like I downloaded an update from her

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I can’t decide if I want to return this game so I want to play it a little more but if I play it too much more I can’t return it

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I am sad about some unpleasant experiences I have had 🥲 (is this a safe amount of information to share on the internet)

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Two ingredient trail mix: peanut butter mms and goldfish, thank me later

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Being accused of being a bot on TikTok for telling the girlies that they need to update their OS for security reasons. What incentive would a bot have vs a stranger in your phone who doesn’t want you to have your banking info stolen and your nudes ransomed

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Thank god I had the good sense to pick at this small milia below my eye bc how else would I end up with a giant red blemish that hurts

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I saw someone parked like a FOOL only to see MAL PORTADOS prominently across the windshield. Checks out

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yesterday was such a day of self-imposed horror. Opened the morning with a trip to our favorite three-ring circus (costco), got a giant filling replaced at the dentist, and then got the new covid and flu shots at the same time

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Houston might be part of “Southeast Texas” but it’s not part of SETX, SETX is for the people who live east of Houston and say they’re from Houston

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Daniel Kennedy @fliglman.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Parallel universe Pope John Paul II called Pope George Ringo II

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okay Kelly @kmdoublev.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

If you love it so much, why don't you Courtyard Marriott?

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Super duper should throw a small handful of fries in the bottom of your bag for $1

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They are playing parquet courts in the trader joe’s

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I wish my grandma would stop asking me when my partner and I are going to hunt each other

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I miss summer bc my mommy would answer the phone during the day

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When I was younger I thought a haircut was a waste of time if people couldn’t tell my hair was different but now I would love to just find one good haircut I could clone for the rest of my life

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When I was younger I swear my uncle had a free roam iguana who ate defrosted frozen mixed vegetables. Is this a thing? Are you allowed to have free roam iguanas and feed them defrosted frozen mixed vegetables? And name them Iggy?

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I should be allowed to contract my name to Rem’z in official government documents. Y’all get the idea, why use many letter when few letter do trick

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Kind of evil that there’s an achievement for using a hint, so you can either 100% it OR show everyone that you’re very smart and good at puzzles

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Listing my minorly popular twitter thread about why Margot Robbie’s remarks about palates and accents was wrong on my resume under science communication

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I'm looking through my grandma's old cookbook and it's not 100%, but she tends to write Spanish in cursive and English in all caps. Is this a thing? Does anyone else do this?

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Someone should invent the silent jackhammer

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em 🐊 @emrem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

The incident at galley house is really good

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