Sign in

John

@emptyjamjar.bsky.social
763 followers 419 following 5.4K posts

🇬🇧🇪🇦 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 Life can be like trying to open the wrong end of a bin bag sometimes but, at least you've got a bag and you're trying to open it. Socrates (maybe mistranslated)

PostsRepliesMedia
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 1h
Some sights on our travels today.
Loch Lomond with a few trees making a swim for it under darkening evening skyPainted face on a tree trunk.  Long eye lashes and red lips (the painting,  not me)Dramatic gorge hills staying guard over blue Loch Leven under blue sky with a few wispy clouds,  which obviously couldn't be bothered to form into larger ones. Gray Mares waterfall.  Spray. Rocks.  Trees. If you look closely,  wires as they allow tours to climb up the falls.  Why would anyone want to though?
250
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 4h
Pitch to BBC: "I have an idea for a new TV soap. We've had Coronation Street but what about a new spin off...."
Road sign saying Corrie Road infront of a street fence
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11h
Hotel breakfast view
Scottish hills behind river. Lots of trees.
271
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Glenfinan: the Harry Potter viaduct. And the monument to the Bonny Prince Charlie uprising, which started here, and got as far as Derby but then finished off at Culloden.
Monument with Scottish soldier on top of the towerGlenfinan. Bonny prince Charlie raised his standard here in 1745 and marched on England. That viaduct.
140
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seen this a lot on our travels. Is it a biker thing?
Back of a road sign covered in stickers
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When I packed for road trip to Scotland with son, I had to pack my stuff plus 50%. This is because he does what he always does: packs one pair of shorts and one pair of jeans (along with t shirts etc).
050
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On walk, Japanese woman lost her hat when wind blew it off. I was just about to stab it with my hiking pole when thought she might not be happy to have an air vent hole added to it.
140
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Skye today.
381
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Had a dream Melania ran away with me. Still dreaming, I told others about what she had done in my dream. Waking, I was disturbed on so many levels.
240
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There are lots of villages on Skye called the same name.
Square white sign saying Passing Place with trees and shrubs behind
040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dramatic Skye sky
Bubbling orange and grey to v dark grey could catching last of today's rays
040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tempted to ask for this just to see what it looked like: Toast on scrambled egg.
Menu for café listing prices
2100
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There seems to be more Americans in Scotland than Scottish people.
240
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steall Falls near Ben Nevis
Steall Falls crashing down hill sideBen nevis range of hills (i think)
070
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I liked this sign today.
Sign on wooden gate to rear of house states No parking. Not even for 2 minutes.
1141
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oban which looks over towards Mull in the far distance.
290
Reposted by John
Arbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They took memory cards and sold us cloud storage. They took CDs and DVDs and sold us streaming. They took software you bought once and turned it into a monthly subscription. Corporate America figured out the real money wasn’t in selling you something. It was making sure you NEVER actually own it.
1012335912
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been invited to a party tonight. Invite says 'Dress to impress" This makes me nervous with my wardrobe. I'll just have to say I read it as 'Dress to depress.'
540
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WhatsApp. When you see 'X is typing' and it goes on for minutes and then the message comes through as "Ok".
040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What next, interviewing a kettle? news.sky.com/video/is-ai-...
news.sky.com
AI actor: 'I'm not here to make anyone feel bad about themselves'
On Mornings, Sky's Sophy Ridge asked AI-generated actor Tilly Norwood what she thinks the unattainable images of women produced by the technology say about society.
010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's a strange coincidence that the day I was born on was also my birthday.
010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reigning back on the accounts that just post endless stuff on Trump. Can't stand the man but, for my mental health I can't keep seeing so much of that content.
131
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Child on train had longest pause ever between first cry, breathing in, and doing second cry. It was so long I thought it had given up.
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Child on train had longest pause ever between first cry, breathing in, and doing second cry. It was so long I thought it had given up.
000
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's evidence of further mental decline. Asking the assistant over to the till as I misunderstood the meal deal.
320
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Man on train using a phrase that sets my teeth on end: "I'm not being funny but...."
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I do like seeing stuff like this Assume it's children doing it. Like some gift to the fairies of the woods.
Two painted stones in crook of a mossy tree branch.  Both blue.  One with what looks white birds flying.
0100
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A dewy morning
Grass with spheres of water
141
Reposted by John
Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
5330021271
Reposted by John
Sven-Erik Volberg @volberg.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
27416
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With Trump, instead of the news listing his false claims, it'd be simpler if it just assumed it was all lies and only listed anything factual he said.
030
Reposted by John
ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to think that every single one of us is descended from either Fred & Wilma Flinstone or Barney & Betty Rubble.
1124164
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Old fashioned electric fence
Flaking metal green fence with electric cable and plug wrapped round it
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Not only a great worthy cause, but one in the eye for the flag shaggers. rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
060
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Train announcer about bags on seats: "This is public transport which does mean you will end up sitting next to ....the public"
130
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bus notice saying unlimited travel for £3.36 a day. It seems a bit of a random number.
010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hold on. There's a difference between a working Royal and non working Royal??
263
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Phrases that irritate where there's no rational basis for my irritation: "I need to get a wiggle on"
031
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's about time we took some action against Israel.
000
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
AI slop. I like that phrase for AI generated images.
130
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A golden morning
Sun rising creating a golden band with dark city beneath and heavy clouds above
060
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
For those who want to limit exposure to AI. I realise that when it becomes sentient, it will remember this post and I will become Sarah Connor (not through a name change or anything mind) duckduckgo.com/duckduckgo-h...
duckduckgo.com
About noai.duckduckgo.com - DuckDuckGo Help Pages
Starting your searches on noai.duckduckgo.com works the same as duckduckgo.com, just with AI features turned off.
030
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
These are like two old friends who don't need to talk when together.
Horned animals.
160
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"And are the Counter terror police in the room now, Mr Farage?"
230
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Cafe. You can have a tea cake with marmite! I am intrigued.
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Chatgpt is down. I don't like it. It's up to something.
020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Manchester
Canal flanked by tall blocksAi Weiwei exhibition about refugeesAi Wei Wei exhibition.  Bomb making.  All done with v small lego pieces.
041
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Train announcer: "..and if you see something that doesn't seem right..." Me: "Excuse me ticket inspector" TI: "Yes. How can I help?" Me: "That man over there. He doesn't seem right" TI: "In what what?" Ne: "He has mean eyes."
040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One thing I'll never forgive Trump for is the endless Lake Ontario and the Straits of Hormuz memes.
120
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Throwback to lockdown, I trimmed a bit of my own hair this morning. I can imagine people gasping when I walk past (not in a good way)
220