John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 4hPitch to BBC: "I have an idea for a new TV soap. We've had Coronation Street but what about a new spin off...." 020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Glenfinan: the Harry Potter viaduct. And the monument to the Bonny Prince Charlie uprising, which started here, and got as far as Derby but then finished off at Culloden. 140
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I packed for road trip to Scotland with son, I had to pack my stuff plus 50%. This is because he does what he always does: packs one pair of shorts and one pair of jeans (along with t shirts etc). 050
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On walk, Japanese woman lost her hat when wind blew it off. I was just about to stab it with my hiking pole when thought she might not be happy to have an air vent hole added to it. 140
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Had a dream Melania ran away with me. Still dreaming, I told others about what she had done in my dream. Waking, I was disturbed on so many levels. 240
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There are lots of villages on Skye called the same name. 040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tempted to ask for this just to see what it looked like: Toast on scrambled egg. 2100
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026There seems to be more Americans in Scotland than Scottish people. 240
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oban which looks over towards Mull in the far distance. 290
Reposted by JohnArbaz Kakkar5 @arbazkakkar5.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They took memory cards and sold us cloud storage. They took CDs and DVDs and sold us streaming. They took software you bought once and turned it into a monthly subscription. Corporate America figured out the real money wasn’t in selling you something. It was making sure you NEVER actually own it. 1012335912
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Been invited to a party tonight. Invite says 'Dress to impress" This makes me nervous with my wardrobe. I'll just have to say I read it as 'Dress to depress.' 540
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 18/09/2026WhatsApp. When you see 'X is typing' and it goes on for minutes and then the message comes through as "Ok". 040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 17/09/2026What next, interviewing a kettle? news.sky.com/video/is-ai-...news.sky.comAI actor: 'I'm not here to make anyone feel bad about themselves'On Mornings, Sky's Sophy Ridge asked AI-generated actor Tilly Norwood what she thinks the unattainable images of women produced by the technology say about society. 010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026It's a strange coincidence that the day I was born on was also my birthday. 010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Reigning back on the accounts that just post endless stuff on Trump. Can't stand the man but, for my mental health I can't keep seeing so much of that content. 131
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Child on train had longest pause ever between first cry, breathing in, and doing second cry. It was so long I thought it had given up. 020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Child on train had longest pause ever between first cry, breathing in, and doing second cry. It was so long I thought it had given up. 000
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Today's evidence of further mental decline. Asking the assistant over to the till as I misunderstood the meal deal. 320
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Man on train using a phrase that sets my teeth on end: "I'm not being funny but...." 020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I do like seeing stuff like this Assume it's children doing it. Like some gift to the fairies of the woods. 0100
Reposted by JohnAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett. 5330021271
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With Trump, instead of the news listing his false claims, it'd be simpler if it just assumed it was all lies and only listed anything factual he said. 030
Reposted by JohnItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Absolutely fascinating to think that every single one of us is descended from either Fred & Wilma Flinstone or Barney & Betty Rubble. 1124164
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Not only a great worthy cause, but one in the eye for the flag shaggers. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 060
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Train announcer about bags on seats: "This is public transport which does mean you will end up sitting next to ....the public" 130
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Bus notice saying unlimited travel for £3.36 a day. It seems a bit of a random number. 010
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Hold on. There's a difference between a working Royal and non working Royal?? 263
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Phrases that irritate where there's no rational basis for my irritation: "I need to get a wiggle on" 031
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For those who want to limit exposure to AI. I realise that when it becomes sentient, it will remember this post and I will become Sarah Connor (not through a name change or anything mind) duckduckgo.com/duckduckgo-h...duckduckgo.comAbout noai.duckduckgo.com - DuckDuckGo Help PagesStarting your searches on noai.duckduckgo.com works the same as duckduckgo.com, just with AI features turned off. 030
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026These are like two old friends who don't need to talk when together. 160
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026"And are the Counter terror police in the room now, Mr Farage?" 230
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cafe. You can have a tea cake with marmite! I am intrigued. 020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Chatgpt is down. I don't like it. It's up to something. 020
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Train announcer: "..and if you see something that doesn't seem right..." Me: "Excuse me ticket inspector" TI: "Yes. How can I help?" Me: "That man over there. He doesn't seem right" TI: "In what what?" Ne: "He has mean eyes." 040
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026One thing I'll never forgive Trump for is the endless Lake Ontario and the Straits of Hormuz memes. 120
John @emptyjamjar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Throwback to lockdown, I trimmed a bit of my own hair this morning. I can imagine people gasping when I walk past (not in a good way) 220