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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 10h

Being an adult is when you get super excited to open your birthday present two weeks early bc it’s a vacuum.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I know what I’d be thinking… “Goddamn… my kid’s so cool.”

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Between this and the time they found my YuGiOh/Xmen crossover, self insert fanfiction (where Atem was a mutant hater but totally in love with my self insert who was the most powerful mutant 4ever, but so was Wolverine!!!) I gotta wonder what they were thinking.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

To be fair, either before or after this, I know I printed a full color photo of the Dark Prince from The Two Thrones (without permission) and used up all our black ink. So… My parents were totally justified in this.

Concept art for the Dark Prince from Prince of Persia: The Two Thrones (2005).

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

3) I was then promptly banned from printing things without permission bc I used up so much ink to do this.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

But that was before the internet was cool (lmao) so I wasn’t allowed on the computer all day, every day… so I printed a walkthrough that was as thick as a small book.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

2) In order to finally get unstuck I had to look up a walkthrough like a year before KH2 was released (iirc I had just stopped trying bc of being stuck - I know I beat it just before I got my hands on the sequel).

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@rivermets.bsky.social got me the kingdom hearts collection and its unlocking so many memories. 1) How was I stuck on Wonderland for like a year (I actually have no clue how long it was)? For that matter, I feel like it took me months to even figure out how to progress past Traverse Town.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do it! I don’t go to your fandom (yet… it’s on my watch list), but I bet people would LOVE it.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

… I’m just saying there were some pros, but I mean, losing Donna Murphy is also a valid crashout.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

But at least he got to take his shirt off and put on super cool sunglasses.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

To be fair, I do like the smell of cigars… much different smell than cigarettes, but also…

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Sometimes o have to remind myself smoking is bad bc of him and Heisenberg…. Like the AURA THEY HAVE…

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Neil Ellice, Kurt Russell (in The Thing especially), and Karl Heisenberg give me such gender envy that it made me non-binary. Good for them.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anyway, I saw the man in a gimp suit in the opening stalking us and audibly said “Ghost core.”

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

So Aiden being kinda more neutral and Sunny seemingly being just a normal person is interesting. It’s one of those “I’m interested to see what the cenobites think of all this” once the prophet dude I forget the name of actually comes face to face with them, vs. what Leviathan… thinks(?).

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I do find the cult interesting though - I saw someone on Tumblr who pointed out in most (if not all) media the person behind the box opening (be they the person who actually opens it or not) is almost always evil…

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I understand, very much. And same here. I think it’ll be interesting with Barker writing it. It does look like the trailers feature… monsters? more and I did see at least two more screenshots with Deep Throat and Butterball (it even looks like the one with Deep Throat may be her talking to us?).

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Anyway, I did play the Hellraiser Revival demo and I fucking loved it and it scratched an itch in my brain that hasn’t been hit since I replayed Dishonored weirdly enough? This game is nothing like Dishonored, so idk why that is. But the takedowns and stealth and gun combat felt good imo.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

And not even bc the whole oh I enjoy Gaz/Price thing. Just gags because it seems so fucking forced and stereotypical of the whole hot young woman/average older man (not saying Berry isn’t attractive, but you know what I mean?). I can’t. God remember when MW22 was fun and exciting bc of the cast.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Also I’m gonna put this cursed energy out, bc I can’t stop thinking it: what are the odds they give him and Valeria some weird ass forced sexual tension?

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I genuinely think they got offended that people acted like he was (logically, given he’s SAS and a Captain) older than at least the sergeants. Even though Ghost calls him an old man. Implying, even if he is joking, that he’s older than at least all three of them.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you told me that this game came out at a time where every fucking character had an evil doppleganger, I’d 100% believe you.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Look I just watched a Jacksfilms where he showed music that his Uber driver was listening to and how embarrassing it was to realize it was AI… and I was just like “oh my god, Activision is gonna for sure put this kinda shit in their games ASAP.”

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I feel so bad for Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy bc imagine people like that idolizing you.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When I said I missed 2010s gaming, this isn’t what I meant, but here we are and I feel like he’s gonna call me a slur.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Dark Price (never gonna let them live that down) looks like he listens to AI Generated music titled “Dark Mafia Beats Built for Power” with images of Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy images cycling through them.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I… started playing We Love KATAMARI today…

A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "Oh!! Your first ever crash!!"

A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "It's 9/11, today is 9/11!! The birthday of your first crash!"

A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "Congratulations!"

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I want Soap in a blue sequined dress with a slit up the side and I was his muscles big and his tits straining the fabric and I want him to hold a gun on a slutty little leg strap and when he reaches for it his big thighs make the slit rip even more send tweet

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They can already imagine the snickering and how sick all of them (especially their daughter) would be of, “Oh, just like the princess!” It takes a week, but they finally manage to convince Tommy to compromise… Elinor. Much less obvious.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

And it’s true! It’s a beautiful name! But oh my gosh, no way in hell are they naming their child after a Disney princess. Especially not when she’ll most likely have a thicker Scottish accent than Johnny (one of the perks of his children growing up in his homeland, thank you very much.)

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“It’s not that Merida isn’t a beautiful name, Tommy! Really. Daddy and papa love your idea, but don’t you think our princess needs a super special name?”

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

It’s a cute name, so they aren’t mad and Annabel is proud to be such an important part of her new brother’s coming arrival. What they didn’t consider is that their two year (and a half!) old’s favorite movie right now is Brave.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

(Johnny still isn’t quite over the fact that Simon let their seven year old watch Jaws with him when she was out sick from school last month, but at least rather than scaring her, they’ve suddenly got a shark obsessed child running around.)

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Simon and Johnny decide to let their two oldest children help pick names for their twins. Their eldest, Annabel, suggests Brody. They decide to stick with Brodie, the more traditional Scottish spelling. #Ghoap #Ghostsoap #Soapghost

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🏳️‍⚧️𖤐Priestly Rose𖤐🔞 @sweethunnybee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Today, I did a makeup look inspired by the movie, "The Phantom of the Paradise" (1974). Do we see the vision?

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

It also tells me he probably just learned it’s called Lake Ontario. Because I guarantee he would have been whining about changing the name sooner if he knew.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Trump can whine all he wants, but it will always be Lake Ontario (a native Wendat word translating to “great lake”). Our motto will always be HOMES. Fuck you. (I know this is near the bottom of terrible shit he’s done, but it’s definitely fucking stupid.)

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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.

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Aessedia @aessedia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

What if Ghoap kissed tho... 😌

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Are you playing 2 bc OMG I don’t remember the combat being this hard in 1, but my pride refuses to let me turn the difficulty down. So it’s just me screaming and running past enemies bc I ran outta ammo like ten minutes ago… and then the item is ammo… and I use it all getting out of the situation.

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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

It’s real, I saw the extended cut of the game.

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