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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@rivermets.bsky.social got me the kingdom hearts collection and its unlocking so many memories. 1) How was I stuck on Wonderland for like a year (I actually have no clue how long it was)? For that matter, I feel like it took me months to even figure out how to progress past Traverse Town.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kurt Russell… give me your gender…
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyway, I did play the Hellraiser Revival demo and I fucking loved it and it scratched an itch in my brain that hasn’t been hit since I replayed Dishonored weirdly enough? This game is nothing like Dishonored, so idk why that is. But the takedowns and stealth and gun combat felt good imo.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dark Price (never gonna let them live that down) looks like he listens to AI Generated music titled “Dark Mafia Beats Built for Power” with images of Tom Hardy and Cillian Murphy images cycling through them.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I… started playing We Love KATAMARI today…
A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "Oh!! Your first ever crash!!"A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "It's 9/11, today is 9/11!! The birthday of your first crash!"A screenshot from the game We Love KATAMARI Royal Reverie Reroll + featuring the King of All Cosmos saying, "Congratulations!"
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I want Soap in a blue sequined dress with a slit up the side and I was his muscles big and his tits straining the fabric and I want him to hold a gun on a slutty little leg strap and when he reaches for it his big thighs make the slit rip even more send tweet
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Apparently this is relevant again.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today was really bad.
Image of character from Red Dead Online standing in a swamp and holding a fish with red text overlaid that says “fish want me men fear me”
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Simon and Johnny decide to let their two oldest children help pick names for their twins. Their eldest, Annabel, suggests Brody. They decide to stick with Brodie, the more traditional Scottish spelling. #Ghoap #Ghostsoap #Soapghost
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🏳️‍⚧️𖤐Priestly Rose𖤐🔞 @sweethunnybee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Today, I did a makeup look inspired by the movie, "The Phantom of the Paradise" (1974). Do we see the vision?
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Trump can whine all he wants, but it will always be Lake Ontario (a native Wendat word translating to “great lake”). Our motto will always be HOMES. Fuck you. (I know this is near the bottom of terrible shit he’s done, but it’s definitely fucking stupid.)
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone want some lemon poppy seed bread?
Lemon poppy seed bread sitting in parchment paper and a pan.
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Devour🌱 @devoureroftime.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Gamescom AI Slop Thread. Every game from the Gamescom Opening Ceremonies that was actually AI Slop so you don't have to care about it.
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Aessedia @aessedia.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What if Ghoap kissed tho... 😌
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🩷syd | ceo of puppy soap @laswellspup.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
thinking about ghost’s giant hands squeezing soap’s thighs hard enough to bruise
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NotYourCat @notyoucat.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
💥💥💥
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NotYourCat @notyoucat.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
2. "Ghost floating on his back with Soap and the baby on top of him"
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✧.* Bing *.✧ 🍞💚 @bisnaguinhaaa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#Ghoap #GhostSoap 💀🧼
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Shiba @mizushiba.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Retirement. #ghostsoap #ghoap #cod #illustration #digitalart #happypride #gayart #cute #cozy
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NotYourCat @notyoucat.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
More otter Ghoap 🦦 with a little surprise #ghostsoap #soapghost #ghoap
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
My car was named Frank Fontaine (after the BioShock villain) and today I sent him to the scrapper… and I feel like it suited his name that when we opened the hood to see if we could start him, there was an angry af possum living in there. (we wrangled him and watched him run into the trees)
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Spirit City: Lofi Sessions @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As Spiritographers, we've documented Spirits from countless different worlds, each bringing their own stories and quirks with them. Even after all these years, however, there are still a handful whose origins remain a complete mystery. Kindlestar is one such Spirit. 💙⭐
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🏳️‍⚧️𖤐Priestly Rose𖤐🔞 @sweethunnybee.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
trump named in epstein files? Fork found in kitchen 🙄
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Spirit City: Lofi Sessions @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
✨ Earlier this week, we revealed our upcoming Magical Library DLC! 📚 You might have noticed our beloved Mantapedia hiding within the bookshelves... As it turns out, they just love blending into the archives! Keep an eye out for them. ✨
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Spirit City: Lofi Sessions @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Despite its name, a Bookwyrm bears little resemblance to the legendary wyrms, powerful serpentine dragons said to slumber between dimensions. The Spiritographer who first documented the species was well aware of this, but insisted the pun was worth the confusion… 🤔
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Spirit City: Lofi Sessions @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lacking innate magic, Spellsqueeks must study to channel the energy around them. Rumored to descend from ancient witches' familiars, this heritage perfectly explains their boundless curiosity and eagerness to learn. 🐭✒️
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Tombstone 🪦💀🧼 Angst King @sgt-tombstone.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
it’s important for AI haters (myself included) to be able to know and be able to articulate the difference between gen AI and non-gen AI gen AI is killing the planet, critical thinking, and creatives non-gen AI is saving lives and on the cutting edge of research
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The fact that they’re calling that new film “Other Mommy” instead of titling it the same thing as the book (“Incidents Around the House”) is legitimately the worst choice imo. Bye Bye Man ass title. One is compelling and intriguing… the other sounds devoid of creativity and cheap.
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 16/07/2026
it’s HIS day!!! 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
a doodle of naked snake excitedly holding up two snakes (the animal)
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Spirit City: Lofi Sessions @spiritcitylofi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
✨We’re happy to announce our Magical Library Expansion which is coming soon!✨ Here’s a little taste on what’s coming: 🪄 New Spirits to Summon 📖 Full Customization for your Magical Library 🧙 An Enchanted Wardrobe with brand-new looks 🔥New Arcane Activities You can now wishlist it on Steam!
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fellow authors: without any context, what's the first line of your current WIP? “It takes approximately six months before things start going to shite.”
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🏳️‍⚧️𖤐Priestly Rose𖤐🔞 @sweethunnybee.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I'm a day late, but happy disability pride month!
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Good news. I’m working on the selkie soap fic.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
About to watch Spider-Man 2 for the first time in like ten years and I’m so NOY-VUS. What if it isn’t the perfect most amazing spectacular perfect amazing movie I remember it to be?
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Anyway back to horror games.
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Natasha Tara Petrović @ NYCC H03 @1000deaddraculas.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
c o s m o s
Rainbow colored illustration of Michiru from Katamari Damacy. She is standing in front of the Earth and exclaiming "Oh! I feel it! I feel the cosmos!" while cousins fall down from above.
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Does anyone else want Simon captured by the enemy, only to be saved by Johnny… who then has his still tied up boyfriend eat his cunt through his mask? All why the enemies Johnny wounded watch? Just me? #Ghoap #Soapghost #Ghostsoap
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🧼🧢 SoapGaz Week🧢🧼 @soapgazweek.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh LAWD he comin— 🧼
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actual cannibal saturn @empresscirque.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I just think Selkie Johnny should babytrap the nice human named Simon who offered him a warm place to rest after finding him shivering and naked, wrapped only in his seal skin, during a dark and stormy night. Send post. #Ghoap #Soapghost #Ghostsoap
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Lady DEADtera 💀🍁😷 @ladylettera32.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The person poking a thing with a stick. They are poking at a soap bubble labelled "AI" and saying "C'mon burst..."
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Rimfaxe/Hrimfaxe @hrimfaxe.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This took way too much effort for how rough it is and i mightve had a minor breakdown with Soaps mouth but i made something? :´3 Happy Valentines <3 #dragonghostau #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #ghoap
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Rimfaxe/Hrimfaxe @hrimfaxe.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Ko-Fi commission for @yuforia25.bsky.social <3 super cute idea! Thank you so much for the commission! #ghoap #dragonghostau #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #dragonbaby
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Rimfaxe/Hrimfaxe @hrimfaxe.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Forgot to post this here XD Soap is just such a snack! taste so good! XD #art #dragonghostau #dragonghost #ghoap #codfanart
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Rimfaxe/Hrimfaxe @hrimfaxe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Seen so much lovely mermay art, started a sketch a few days back but lost motivation. Then @spiltspit.bsky.social s fricking gooorgeous ghoap mermen art blessed my feed again and i went back and finished it. I hate and love the angle i choose for soap, but good practice atleast XD #ghoap #mermen
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pikule 🌱🧼 @pikule.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
good morning and another beautiful day knowing john soap mactavish is safe and warm and satisfied in every way living his best life in the quiet countryside with his beautiful husband
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🏳️‍⚧️𖤐Priestly Rose𖤐🔞 @sweethunnybee.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Having some #Ghoap thoughts this morning. I'm still waking up, so bear with me. I believe that if Ghost was able to have a decent childhood, he'd be in the punk scene. But that didn't happen, so he's completely unaware of the community. Cut to when Ghost and Soap get closer. Soap is talking about+
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Jason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026
We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.
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GalacticSab @galacticsab.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Grace Rocky Save Stars 🌠 #phm #projecthailmary
Fully coloured illustrated poster of Project Hail Mary. There is Tau-Ceti E in the background surrounded by the Petrova Line which ends in the two ships, Hail Mary and Blip-A. In the foreground, walking the petrova line as if it's a road, is Grace in his red EVA suit, and Rocky in his xenonite suit. They are fist bumping.
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Jeleynai @jeleynai.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Stray dog 💀🧼 #ghostsoap
Price: "solid work, boys"
Price to Ghost: "Meet me in 15" 
*Ghost flinches at the shoulder pat*
Soap is very sad :c
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Medic: "Shot went clean through, should heal fine with time"
Ghost: "Lucky me" 
Soap: "Just a graze, huh?"
Ghost: "Didn't slow me down, did it?" 
Medic: "Well, DO slow down and rest it for a bit, Sir"
Ghost: "Rog*" *A/N: bald-faced lie
*Ghost flinches at the shoulder pat*
Soap is very sad once again :cLittle Grandma approaches Ghost and Soap on the train and asks for help with her luggage.
Ghost puts away her suitcase and flinches at the little grandma grabbing his arm in thanks
Soap is once again. A sad bean. :c
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Kiss kiss fall in love, all is well at home! Ghost nuzzles into Soap's touch, the boys are safe and well, Soap is a happy camper c:
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