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Peni Sparker

@empiricdysfunc.bsky.social
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You're beefing with a squirrel

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carnivalDemiurge @carnivaldemiurge.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Lemon of @gaussiangoose.bsky.social
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I'm pregnant with your amazing digital child
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RaccoonRunaway 🔞 @racconrunaway.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
So much for Pilates, huh Ashton? Poor foxy boyyy~ #nsfw #ocnsfw #myfreak
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SPOOKY Girl_Poss🔞 @girlposs.hyper.wang · 04/07/2026
fuk da 4th im here for my furries
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Alex Sturbaum @alexsturbaum.com · 25/03/2026
A new song to remind us that our work is power, and that if we withhold it strategically we can grind this whole damn machine to a halt. #protestmusic #labor #antifascist
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Anti-Compliance Anthem
YouTube video by Alex Sturbaum
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
04 Feb 2026
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
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Xerxes @xerxes.gay · 04/02/2026
Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions
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RaccoonRunaway 🔞 @racconrunaway.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The bonus of having an OC for an actual decade is that I know this freak inside and out. My certified freak #MyFreak lol #ocnsfw (Ashton uses he/him)
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Why do people even live here??? Do we want a country anymore????
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
"Let's see" titles like this always make me think "what if they just fail the whole movie, no adultery achieved?"
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
"Jucika and the well-equipped bus."
autóbusz-bus
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Dang this slaps, gonna have to read the rest!
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 21/12/2025
Orgy
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
What depressing pit of the internet is a gas station egg sandwich going viral on
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Cauc
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
So I bought this shirt and my ass really read the text literally as "bad [at being a] boy" and thought "oh yeah that's really punchy to wear as tran" COMPLETELY missing that it (also literally ig) just says Bad Boy, until I pulled it out. I have gender brainrot they will be studying after my death
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RaccoonRunaway 🔞 @racconrunaway.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Woah what? SFW art from me? Unheard of. I’ve been streaming her by JVKE a lot and it just gripped me. It’s so them. AUGHHHHHH (Cedar uses she/her pronouns) #stardewvalley #sdvfarmer #oc #sdvoc
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gabs, sapphic renaissance angel // ON VGEN @homuspicy.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Kinktober 2025, 15, Siren - OC #nsfwcomm #brart
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This framing is so good!!! The watcher's face really speaks so much to how hot they think she is. Really great :D
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Chloe Brailsford @comixbychloe.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I designed this t-shirt. You should get this t-shirt. nerdykeppie.com/products/bad... All proceeds go to my friend’s transition! ☺️☺️☺️🙏💖
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I have gotten this shirt
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
They had to price up becauss you stopped buying them for so long
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Someone do this to me
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
More wolves with straps PLEASE
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Omg I'm so glad you're posting again
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Such a fun and colorful read! Further proof that the world needs more pheromone-laden breeding seasons
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Zalmon🌹ザモン @zalmon.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#animation #art #mecha
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
WATCH OUT the "in voice" label on the Discord friends list only appears when whatever is stated after is said in a racist accent. This allows you to know which of your "friends" you need to block. DON'T BE IGNORANT
A screenshot of the Discord chat app friend screen cropped to only show the status text underneath a user, who has been cropped out. The text shows a voice chat icon, then says "In voice [circle] I delight in my wickedness and I refuse to see the kingdom of heaven."
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It's so frustrating that we live in a time when so many incredible masters of erotica art are freely available to view, and the reaction of a loud and uninterested crowd is "but I think they're icky and shouldn't be able to be paid."
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
If I was Sisyphus I'd climb on the rock and see how far I could see
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I identify with three outfit changes a day
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Absolutely stunning work. Love the expressions and framing!
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I started posting on here more and my life got immediately worse this is magical
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
God fucking dammit I forgot "the vibrations of" no one will ever understand me!!!
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
When the podcast has a good bit going I will stick my phone in my panties and allow their laughter to bring me to orgasm over and over again. It is through this process I become closer to the divine.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
What's up?
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🌸 Miss Candle🕯️ @candlekit.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This remains evergreen.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If I could do it all over again I would have been a silversmith's apprentice. I would have immersed myself in the jewelry-making world, until I was a skilled jewlist. But it would all be a front. All my skills would have been gained for the day we stormed the palace. I'd dismantle that crown.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Vanilla must taste like ass if all these recipes have you adding juice to extract it
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METR @metr.org · 10/07/2025
We ran a randomized controlled trial to see how much AI coding tools speed up experienced open-source developers. The results surprised us: Developers thought they were 20% faster with AI tools, but they were actually 19% slower when they had access to AI than when they didn't.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Would feel better than trying to sleep, at least
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Like at least I could be texting someone
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
So unfair that no one is ever awake for my weekly 2am Sunday meltdowns
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
OH yeah I'm in JOB PURGATORY I forgot 😂😂😂😭😭
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sleep has sucked recently, I don't have enough free time!!!
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satyr it ain't so @50turnparty.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
the liberal moderate cannot conceive of a rallying slogan. they hear BLM, free palestine, abolish the police, they ask "how will you sell this to someone who doesn't believe in the problem. let's workshop. let's find the right phrasing." bitch i don't care
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Big truck guys tailgating cars in traffic like ohhh you gotta go fast huh buddy? In a big rush? Can't hold it any longer? Perverted.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
SQUIRREL. MOMENTS!!!!.
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
why did I sign up to hold the 24 hr on call phone for 10 nights straight I'm on night 9 and I'm losing it
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Peni Sparker @empiricdysfunc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
sobbing
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