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FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
just watched a swan fly then try to land on a power line and completely eat shit and fall on the road behind me
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FunnyJoke ComedyMan @milk-rat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
stopped to let a pheasant leading 3 juvenile turkeys cross the road what was that all about
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I have no time for nuance. Kill me or get out of my way
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
monkeys being abducted
The painting has a monkey in front with its hands on its chin, looking impressed, and in the background, two monkeys are being abducted by a beam from a UFO.
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EmpireOfOats @empireofoats.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
there should be trading cards for food
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/02/2026
It Only Tuesday theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-181956…
It Only Tuesday
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thudding my yam into the wall of the shower really hard a couple times and asking my friends if they could hear it from the basement.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
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