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Emperor Nero

@emperornero1.bsky.social
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Love music, dazzling frescos, the novels of Petronius, Sporus, and strong-willed women (provided they don't cross me)

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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Nothing "minor" about that woman. Trust me, she was a major pain in my ass!
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Thank you, this is what I'm always saying!
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
The guy who ordered his Vice President to overturn the electoral college vote called*Zelensky* a dictator lol
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
@whitstillman.bsky.social How high do you think Rick Von Sloneker would have risen in the Trump administration?
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
4) peanuts are delicious and anyone who farms them for a living is a hero
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The episode where Salem entered the cat show in Sabrina the Teenage Witch was the greatest game changer for me
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
He must have snuck it past the Italian Parliament that didn't exist yet (Parliament or country). It pretty much was his, sorry
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
We thought of everything
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Your original objection was against a strawman. Just give up. She's studied this issue more than you have. Admit you jumped in before you realized what she was actually arguing
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Mary, don't waste your time with ppl who didn't even read up on the point you were actually making
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
As Saturnalia approaches, I remember to put my book purchases in early so I can get them from real bookshops.
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Takes me back
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Can confirm. Total buzzkill
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
You've sold me
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Anything about me in them? Positive, I hope?
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I'm usually not a fan of Homeric adaptations unless they're done exclusively by me, but I'm intrigued by Ralph Fiennes in the lead role. How was it?
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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
telling the Benihana chef he's made a powerful enemy today but it's drowned out by laughter as he flicks a 7th shrimp into my shirt pocket
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Isabel Zaw-Tun @izzyzaw.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
The Greeks absolutely had it right when they included a chorus in their plays. They knew audiences are dumbasses who need to be told “THIS MAN IS BAD. HE IS HERE AS AN EXAMPLE OF WHAT *NOT* TO DO. WOE TO THE BUMPTIOUS FOOL WHO WOULD IDOLIZE HIM. YOU ARE NOT, NOR DO YOU WANT TO BE, ALEX DELARGE”
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
So if any person A thinks person B did something wrong, they're licensed to gun them down in the street with premeditation? That's not a society. I truly believe if you search your conscience, you would not support that
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Bots want to turn all civic debate in our country into a sewer, until a significant segment of our population thinks the only way forward is to view ppl who disagree with them as less than human and worthy of death. Every day we inch closer to that nightmare
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Okay, comrade.. Tell Putin I said hello
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Have the bravery to be a moron or try to be a civilized, compassionate human being.. Your middle ground makes you seem like an eel in human form
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Bots
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You're all Russian bots, right?
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I miss chariot racing
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Howie’s Everything Club @howieseverything.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If you don’t like people except for your girlfriend and your girlfriend’s boyfriend that’s called a misanthrouple
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I sent my mother to sea on a collapsible ship to drown her and make it look like an accident. But now I'm allowed to sing and play the lyre whenever I want. AITA?
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Nerd
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The eyes I'd make when mom would go on about Acte
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
They should probably pay their most recognizable talent
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
What does ESPN generate in revenue a year? Also they're owned by Disney. Would you rather that collection of sharks horde the money for themselves? I'd rather see it go to Stephen personally. He's annoying AF, but at least he's got personality
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
If we want the moral high ground, let's be principled and actually stand on it
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I didn't vote bc I'm a dead Roman emperor, but I would have voted for Kamala. But let's not kid ourselves. Trump will be President bc of Biden. He should have stepped aside months/years earlier. He should not have let his screwed up kid dangle access to the presidency for years
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
We're supposed to be better. Stop pretending if they do something, we can and should do the same. As emperor, I showed a willingness to treat all my family members with the tough hand the state required.
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My theory is it would be really thrilling and surprisingly comprehensible
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My theory is it would be really thrilling and surprisingly comprehensible
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think my dog would find it hard to believe I can control the air conditioning inside
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
www.encyclopedia-titanica.org/artemis-vers...
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Statuette of Artemis rediscovered in Titanic's Debris Field
Photograph of the newly rediscovered ornament which graced Titanic's First Class Lounge
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Terrance Malick's "The New World" is the best Thanksgiving movie by a mile. I will exile anyone who disagrees.
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I know I'm one to talk, but I think he may be a little disturbed
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hedwig!
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Julian is fascinating, and that cast would have been phenomenal. Fun to imagine
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Holy shit, that's really badass. I hope someone is seeing this, but I'm not sure they make movies that cool anymore
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What would be your dream event/person from Roman history to adapt to film? (Don't feel obligated to say me, tho it's obviously a good choice)
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
How do we know it's really you and not Rocky, Darren, Chareth, or Emmett?
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's a surprisingly cute and wholesome book...I wanted more bloodshed, personally, but w/e
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I still see room at the bottom of the sheet for a few more books!
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
5. "Totally Chaotic History: Roman Britain Gets Rowdy!" @gregjenner.bsky.social Buy an Author Signed and Personally Dedicated Copy at Fox Lane Books: www.foxlanebooks.co.uk Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/dp/140639566... AncientBlueSky #history #archaeology #booksky
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Totally Chaotic History: Roman Britain Gets Rowdy!
Totally Chaotic History: Roman Britain Gets Rowdy! [Greg Jenner, Rikin Parekh] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Totally Chaotic History: Roman Britain Gets Rowdy!
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
4. "Tales of Ancient Worlds: Adventures in Archaeology," Stefan Milosavljevich Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Tales-Ancien... Buy on Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/tales-of-a... AncientBlueSky #history #archaeology #booksky
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Tales of Ancient Worlds: Adventures in Archaeology
Tales of Ancient Worlds: Adventures in Archaeology [Milosavljevich, Stefan, Neon Squid, Caldwell, Sam] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. Tales of Ancient Worlds: Adventures in Archaeology
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Emperor Nero @emperornero1.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
3. "Little Boots: The Unbelievably True Story of Emperor Caligula," Aurelia Laurent Buy on Amazon: www.amazon.com/Little-Boots... Buy on Barnes and Noble: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/little-boo... AncientBlueSky #history #booksky
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