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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 46m

Guys, I’m starting to think Wharton isn’t a very good business school.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 56m

What the hell is going on in Tennessee??

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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 1h

lede = introductory section in journalism bury the lede = hiding the most relevant pieces of a story within other distracting information Allegedly, it’s spelled ‘lede’ to avoid confusion with ‘lead,’ which was the strip of metal that would separate lines of type.

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𝔏𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔠🪩 @ironlilacc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Too much caffeine doesn't hurt those who are pure of heart

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kwisatz haderade (#FreeSkylar) @booksandbows.bsky.social · 6h

as it turns out, “someone” did some vibe coded AI slop bullshit and ended up with versions of the apps that either don’t work or barely work. adobe is evil but you’re not going to defeat them or assume moral superiority by using genAI to make a shittier, buggier version of their program.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 3h

Under no circumstances can the Fever let her walk.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 15h

Just Tom DeLonge soaking it in as all of Petco Park loudly sings along to one of his songs

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 17h

I’d never that because I’ve long accepted that I cannot sing. I’m also a lousy guitar player. And I don’t hook up much.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 17h

Did…did Bob ever know how to sing?

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 17h

Pittsburgh friends: I’ll be in the Cranberry Township area this weekend. Any good restaurant recommendations?

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 18h

And after allllllll Singing at the wallllll

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 19h

When did Ron Kittle turn into Col. Sanders?

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Kan-Kan Cinema @kankancinema.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Coming to Kan-Kan this Saturday is MOTHER. MOTHER is an independent horror film from Indianapolis that explores the Freudian roots of the slasher’s obsession with the Final Girl… and the Mother. Remaining tickets are low so get on those ASAP. Ticket link in bio.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yeah, he never shuts up about being a Marine. Like, yes, we get it, you wanted to run for office someday so you did a stint to boost your cred. No one is impressed.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Wife, listening to my work calls: “I can hear you trying not to be an asshole.”

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Send me your Google Calendar.

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Someone at my work just made a suicide prevention powerpoint. It's in comic fucking sans

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Good Trouble Indiana @goodtroubleindiana.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

🚨LAST CALL, INDIANA! Today is the final day to register to vote for the 2026 General Election. Online registration closes at 11:59 p.m (vote.gov). #HoosierSky #GTC #HHM #IndianaVotes

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

They will still vote for his party.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, that was a fun 7 hours in the ER with Grandma (she’s fine, BTW).

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The stabbing would have been justified.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Gas is over $4 a gallon.

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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

FFS… Is it really an accident anymore at this point?

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Eric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

These Nature Made vitamin ads are the most unnatural commercials I’ve ever seen.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Feels like not the best use of their money to advertise to millions of people who can’t vote there.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

It’s weird living Indiana and watching a game between Chicago and New York and seeing political ads for Texas.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Instacart: When you need an app to tell you how to make a sandwich.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/10/2026

Cash-Strapped Subway Threatens To Reveal Identities Of Customers Who Eat Subway If They Don’t Pay

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Tony East @tonyreast.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Idea: playing MLB games outdoors.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I always thought hitting the roof in a dome was a dead-ball.

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wthrcom.bsky.social @wthrcom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

HAIL TO OLD IU! 🏈 Josh Hoover threw for 251 yards and four touchdowns while Turbo Richard ran for over 200 yards and a score to help No. 6 Indiana rout Rutgers 47-15 on Saturday. (📸: AP Photo/Noah K. Murray)

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Colin Cowherd’s whole ad is just “I’m a dick, you should listen to my show”.

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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A Voice Crying in the Wilderness @cryingwilderness.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

LSU found a man responsible for r*ping a woman and decided suspension was too harsh. Kendall was a freshman when a football player assaulted her in his on-campus dorm in October 2025. She went to the hospital for a r*pe kit. She filed a Title IX complaint in January.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m kinda chilly. I haven’t felt chilly in months.

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Rob @emoshampoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Someone please stop her. She’s growing too powerful.

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