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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 4h
My raspberry bush loved that rain 🩵 💕
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 17h
Finally watching this ltd series Landscapers on HBO and bitch! Look who just popped up as a main
Katie O'Flynn as the only likeable cop ever on tv (Landscapers, 2021)
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I likes that we got four episodes of The Traitors last week so I had a shot at learning people's names. But skipping a week is dooming me to be staring at a group of nameless strangers for the rest of the season. Pacing matters!!!
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John Janssen? 🥴 #rhoc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Emily's friendship with Shane's mom, Pary, in her first season was the #1 interesting thing about her. What happened there #rhoc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time a Veozah ad plays on Bravo, I think they're saying gyoza and get hungry
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's rhoc night
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The Albino's "Pit Of Despair!" from Princess Bride
ALT: The Albino's "Pit Of Despair!" from Princess Bride
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chic c'est la weed @aguppy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heather demands authenticity but unless she's arguing she just comes across as so inauthentic and forced #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👏👏👏
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well at least we know Angie writes her own material #rhoslc
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Football Dive: Chile vs Spain Match
ALT: Football Dive: Chile vs Spain Match
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is Seth wearing a hair piece too?!! What is this swoop #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Taylor Ann Green showing up on the new season of Below Deck... Is nothing sacred??
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sous vide curry chicken??? gtfo
Those paid by Combs include a man who would clean the toilet and shower areas before he'd use them, and men who would secretly cook him special meals - curry chicken, pizza, empanadas - using a makeshift heating element submerged in water, sources said.Brittany Cartwright RAWT IN HELL
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's been raining for 12hrs and is still raining!! ☔️ I'm so cozy and happy 😊
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Kermit the Frog Uwu Hearts
ALT: Kermit the Frog Uwu Hearts
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I need The Swan documentary to come with an option to turn off all the surgery table scenes pleaseand thankyou
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 31/08/2025
This is the only acceptable AI music.
Android Data from Star Trek TNG is playing a violin
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 29/09/2026
tom cruise should make a movie about the women in his life who either have been missing for nearly twenty years or who had to enact elaborate schemes to escape their relationship with him. that would probably bring back Cinema or whatever
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tigerlilycarol.bsky.social @tigerlilycarol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually, I'd like to have pennies again, please.
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Gravitational Battle Within the Earth Is Changing the Length of Days
A competition between the gravity of the inner core and other forces in the mantle is altering the Earth's rotation.The Core crew looking anxiousThe Core crew looking anxiousThe Core crew looking anxious
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BB28 Outfit Updates @countessnfrenemies.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Queen of the people #dwts #summerhouse
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started imagining this in the ranch dressing tower at Stassi’s s6 birthday party and threw up in my mouth a little #pumprules
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cast her on the next normie Traitors
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GBBO season is here!! 💥 🍰 🥐 🥮 🧁💥
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#nw The Pelican Brief for the hot people first and the poignancy of our times second
Stanley Tucci in 1993Denzel and Julia with allll the shoulder pads in 1993Tony Goldwyn in 1993Cynthia Nixon as who Im choosing to believe is a young Miranda in law school in 1993
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who is this new girl commenting every 20 mins #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#rhoslc Ok production definitely gave Bronwyn, Heather, and Whitney a heads up that they looked like dicks on rHUgT bc
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Skeletor Says Wat
ALT: Skeletor Says Wat
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bronwyn meeting Lisa where she's at on this ski day is great 💗 But I think she just called her a piece of shit like two weeks ago in Bravo time. #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mer does look good af when her wigs are tight #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Heather's best role on this show is as a friend of Britani Bateman #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ryan Murphy's a coward for not casting a Carole Ann Radziwiłł character in this
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sometimes I feel like I’m doing okay in life and then I realize that by the time Elizabeth Holmes was my age, she had already defrauded Henry Kissinger
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hey siri find my bong
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm watching Love Story bc of RHONY, and I think if I ever have a designated "dining room" in this life it will have these exact aesthetics
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hell yeah more of this everywhere please
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why does Hailey's mom sound exactly like Ramona #rhony
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Becca @imwatchingbravo.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lisa H rambling on stage for 20 minutes with both nips out, the editors must’ve been fighting for their lives this episode #RHUGT
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teekay 🎃 @iamtkp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeff Lewis coming back to tv? Recession era indicator.
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Maybe when I move across the country I'll begin my ren faire era
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Them: Why are you so insistent on scaring the normies off by calling them skeets? Old Bluesky users:
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
awww these divas #loveislandAUS
Love Island Australia winners
Tyra Johannes and Kale
Roberts make history as they welcome first child
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
CRAIG 😂😂😭😭🫪😂😂😂
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
gonna buy this house I found on Zillow sight unseen when mine sells bc look at these vibes
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Old enough to remember technology that let you ffwd and rewind shows at your leisure
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A huge and immediate project for my boss's boss just dropped in my lap, my house is a mess, and I have a second showing with my ✨ definitely maybe buyers ✨ in the morning and haven't cleaned at ALL. And I just had my first glass of wine in a month.
Bethenny looking like a MESS
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Same with doing dishes
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I thought I did substantial meal planning this week but here I am at 1:33 in the afternoon wrapping a cold piece of flank steak around a cold piece of broccoli and shoving it down my gullet because I forgot to eat all day
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i'm sorry but i would simply be too embarrassed to return if i were her #rhoslc
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keeks 🌸👄🌸 @emomcaddams.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
She's immediately giving Am*nda B*tula energy 👎 👎 👎
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Nerdy Cat @nerdycat0.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me at work after the slightest inconvenience:
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
just a phenomenal athlete
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