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Emm Vee

@emmmveee.bsky.social
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I can't tell you too much because of Social Media policies I'm obliged to adhere to Mostly posts about Citeh and #Cans

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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 12h
Yep. And hopefully that transmits to the players Plus he's a stylist mother fucker
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 12h
No problem It's a common habit, rubbing the nail of your index finger against it If you don't have sudocrem then germolene, savlon etc will do. Basically any topical antiseptic Germolene is good as it has local anaesthetic too so will soothe any soreness
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 12h
Your cuticle? Probably habitual picking Stick some sudocrem and a plaster on it and it will be sorted in a day
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 12h
Massively (pun intended) I was more than a bit nervous about him succeeding Pep but I'm very impressed so far
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 13h
MCFC OK
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 23h
YOU NEED MORE POTATOES THIS WEATHER — Claude Atkinson (for the British Potato Marketing Board), 1930s
A poster featuring an image of a plate of baked potatoes  radiating a Heavenly light. underneath, a couple of line drawings of chefs in tuques respond with delight
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haha! The Wallace is more accurate but that image of James Blunt is giving me very strong Patrick Bateman associations
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Massive shout out to @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social who put me on to borrowing digital magazines from the library Just had a look, and they have Viz!
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Absolutely awful design The speech bubble comes above the main text, meaning you read it first, rendering it nonsensical
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've read two articles this week about executives of other clubs being "worried" or "scared" about City's fate Those two adjectives sum the whole thing up perfectly
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was quite big, from what I remember of the picture
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's still stuck up there
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whiskey or rum on a dummy for a teething baby Warm olive oil is pretty much the best remedy for a blocked ear so maybe your nan just thought every ill person had an ear infection?
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That is *stunning*
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 06/10/2026
Going to have a table at Bury Festival Of Art this weekend (Saturday 10th & Sunday 11th October) Please come along to say hello and buy my nice things!
I'M TAKING PART!
BURY FESTIVAL OF ART
10th & 11th OCTOBER 2026
Ramsbottom Civic Hall
Market Place, Ramsbottom, BLO 9AJ
Funded by
UK Government
GREATER
MANCHESTER DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY
CULTURE BURY.
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What a terrible, terrible take I hope the more considered responses from others have helped you to reflect and learn from this
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The vast majority of them also do those activities recreationally
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One for your thread @jaunty.art
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Michael Kates @michaelkates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As someone who is very self-conscious about his looks, I find the repeated tendency of people on this site to mock their political enemies because they are "ugly" or "unattractive" in some way to be incredibly distasteful.
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Instructions on a toilet handle Probably due to #Woke
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
100% The so called tolerant left love mocking people's appearance
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't worry, he will be getting a knock on the door very soon
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thought I'd do a crossword to take my mind off all this City talk...
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least they'd all have been wearing masks
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Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
ALT: Ba Dum Tsss Drummer
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's the origin story to some of the best nights of all time
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The pint is still on, lxds
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
40p?! Money to money as usual!
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Sunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Today is the anniversary of the Heaton Park terrorist attack. Security guard Andrew Franks is being honoured at the Pride of Britain awards for his courage in saving many other people.
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Inspired by @stabiloffc.bsky.social the solo pint is on the cards this afternoon
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As long as Kavelashvili doesn't get involved!
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So if we get a points deduction, and get relegated, will we get a parachute payment?
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy for you to DM for further info if you need to
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jesus wept!
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There are two options, the regular train or there's an intercity express link I was just going to warn you that the high speed train goes from a different station I learned that through personal experience
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Partridgeshrug.gif
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Are you getting the train from Girona to Barcelona?
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Can I ask a question?" You just did
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I just don't understand why this irrefutable evidence hasn't been provided during the proceedings? Or are the club saying it's been ignored/misinterpreted A lot of the statements from Khaldoon seem to imply that the club have some "gotcha" evidence against the PL
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Better that than those spud bro twats who charge £13 for a baked potato
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Only saying this the other day Maths as it is taught should be an option, for those that want to go into sciences, engineering etc The maths that everybody is forced to do ought to relate to how to save, plan a household budget, pay bills etc - essentially life skills
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I will (hopefully) have a decent workplace pension But what I wish someone had told me was: just start putting some extra away - private pension/AVCs/whatever - as soon as you start earning You'll never miss what you didn't have but it will make a massive difference down the line
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That looks smart, and very reasonably priced Plus, they must be doing something right if they're still in business 30 years later
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Medieval woman with colour blindness: They both look grey Medieval optician: She's a witch, burn her!
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like the place I stayed in has put their prices up quite significantly 😮‍💨
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm here for the Kalvin revival
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What dates are you looking at?
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, there are plenty of hostels in Barcelona...
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Patriotic Millionaires UK @patmillsuk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Millionaires and billionaires aren't paying their fair share. I'm one of them and I'm calling it out. A nurse doesn't get to decide if she pays her taxes, why do millionaires and billionaires get to decide what tax rate they're gonna pay?" PMUK's Kristina has a message for the PM #TaxTheSuperRich
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Might just get it over with and do myself in now At what point do the vast majority of us end up just *existing*?
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Emm Vee @emmmveee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Remember Blues Things could always be worse
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