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👕 The Bertieful South

@bertiefulsouth.bsky.social
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Northerner in the south. Hates train delays. Likes Nonleague, City 🩵🤍 Mossley AFC ⚪️⚫️, cricket & Asterix @valedynamos.bsky.social

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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 2h
Cause I’ve been sleeping off illness all day, I am now wide awake. I won’t be able to kip tonight.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 3h
Mossley concede on 91 and then score on 94 to win 3-2 with a hat trick from Ben Kershaw Mes que un club 🌑⚪️
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 4h
Millwall v West Ham live reporting 2026
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 4h
Heaton Stan 0-3 down at Matlock HT 🙈🙈🙈
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 5h
Harry Kane - England’s greatest ever player? Definitely most popular.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 5h
Ian Wright is a Grade A1 Thundercunt. Pretty uncertain how somebody so stupid has managed to make a career out of the media.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 6h
Do they still sell Turog bread?
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 6h
Spent ages choosing paint scheme for living room and chose soft pink and light green First reaction from my brother, it looks like a bag of Squashies then he calls me Willy Wonka <Sighs and paints over>
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 10h
Rayan Cherki - hope he makes Anfield fewm on Sunday
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 10h
@olliebayliss.bsky.social listening to nonleague show and clubs doing well in cups etc Then Aylesbury Vale Dynamos and United are just dreadful. Year on year. Nothing ever changes. So dispiriting.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 12h
Reluctant Vampire - excellent. Worth it that much I paid my license fee using the football match QR code
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 12h
Been asleep all morning, lads
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 16h
Watching a police CSI doc and a senior detective has just said burgelry, not burglary like a normal person but burglery I am fewmin
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 16h
Mike Moraghan, voice of Thomas the Tank Engine, blocked me on Twitter
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 17h
Called in work today. So rare I am off yet I feel incredibly guilty But you have to look after yourself, don’t you?
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@nicetrainers.bsky.social Berko go to Southend Utd in cup. Proper draw that
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why don’t you just marry your nine albums?
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chatting with neighbour at communal bins store, he asked why they had to change the door code I told him because now the foxes won’t be able to get in. Zero reaction from him.
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Cute Fox Begs to Be Let In
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing Ian Wright still apoplectic. If he put even 5% of this energy into helping his old club Harrow Borough stay in their ground then he could do some good
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Macca @amac63.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An old friend just randomly checked in with me. Asked me what I thought. Told him we all need to wait and see. However. I reminded him that all the in the old films, the ones at the front with the pitchforks were usually the village idiots.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mix on the Spotify and on comes Bloodspott for All then Kill Your Televisiion. Can almost smell the scruffiness through the phone #Grebo
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yer da says thank you to Chat GPT
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me reading City Twitter
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Andrej Babis Monkey Meme: KAMPAAÁN!!
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My football team are still a little unpopular this week, I see
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Mitchell And Webb: Are We The Baddies Sketch
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just seen I have a 20% off code for Everton clubshop. Not sure if it is only me who can use it, but I can give the code to someone to try?
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sir, another Julie has posted on Blue Sky
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George Bush Classroom Visit
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Woah woah Julie, if you love me truly
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shaky simon bates
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Booked train for Saturday up to Stafford to watch the mighty Lilywhites ⚪️🌑⚪️🌑
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seen Bayeaux tapestry in Bayeaux. None of this queueing in London bollocks.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matt Baker is perfectly harmless, but I can’t help feeling he’s a bit of a tit
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Matt Baker says sheepdog enthusiasts from all over the world have come to the Cotswolds All the white bits of the world looking at it #CountryFile
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lots of collies on BBC1.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stalybridge have sacked manager John Macken. And he was doing so well too
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just gone past skate park in town and local yoots’ BMX skills leave a lot to be desired. 
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Note to self: Don’t look on Twitter!
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beatles’ Abbey Rd is near Lords and I didn’t know. Go St John’s Wood quite a bit and slightly feel I have missed out in the last 17 years
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Right, i’m doing painting and a bit of the old has flaked off. Googles flaking paint, read the fucking faff in sorting it and so just paints over it in an 11 Cromwell St style
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yer Bert dacalls his lilo, Juanma for bantz
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The unfollow continues. I hardly follow anyone as it is.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mum died 34 years ago today. Still miss her.
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grand Final was reet grand. Great game. Enjoyed that
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh hello, Wire try might make things a bit more interesting
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hope Wakey don’t bring on Don Fox 😩 #RLGrandFinal
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Best team won in a game that threatened goals but was won by the odd goal only by #EastbourneBorough at #ThameUnited. No attendance figure on line but maybe 350? #NonLeague #MagicOfTheCup
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great 1st day as Dagenham/Redbridge defensive coach
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Light bites fish and chips at Hi Tide in Stoke Mandeville. £6.90 for a big portion. Bosh
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Jimmydance Jimmybean Grooves in Nike Tracksuit
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brentwood v Dagenham/Redbridge on iPlayer. 1-0 to home town. Michael Brown on co-comms 👍👍👍
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yazz seems to be on every episode of #TOTP
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👕 The Bertieful South @bertiefulsouth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Still undecided for game tomorrow. Either Dynamos at Risborough, Chesham in Cup, Thame in Cup or Leighton in league Where is everyone else going? #Nonly
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Keith @nicetrainers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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