Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cracking open a fresh bottle of naproxen to kick off my Friday night #blessed 150
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Getting a car inspected and I have a loaner... we're getting really loose with the term SUV. This thing is about as big as my Versa back in the day 030
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Today the parts for my greenhouse arrived, and i got work overalls with lil baby goats on them I am so much closer to being a Stardew Valley character incarnate than I was yesterday. 1121
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 23/09/2026My allergies are trying to kill me today, so to spite them, we are having a lovely morning at our neighborhood vegetable farm and apple orchard. Again, we live in a dream world out here. 050
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tfw you get a new mug and the handle is perfect and it holds more than you thought it would and you just know it's going to be your new favorite. 050
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I got Trogdor to watch FotR (extended cut dont even ask) with me. This is not a drill. I repeat this is not a drill. 190
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2026My partner is genuinely repulsed by tomatoes, so i rarely make red sauce, but my mom was jonesing and I just picked a ton of fresh basil. I did good. I should write this down. Burninator just licked my hand because there's sauce on it. 1140
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I got my flu and covid jabs today. Are you booked for yours? Go do it, if not for yourself than for the people around you! 120
Reposted by EmmaMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s time to give Ms Rachel a gundam 5051371134
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Had a dream that the interview for a big game design job was the same format as a pet store group interview i had in 2003, and i got the job because they let us loose in a FLGS and i was the only one who made eye contact with the nerds. 170
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am thankful to be out of touch with popular culture enough that this whole thing right now just taught me that Ed Sheeran did not play Ron Weasley in the HP movies and then start making awful music after that 060
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Yo La Tang Alabama Shake n Bakes Gorillettez Buffalo Chicken Springfield Beet Gees 020
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Showing Trogdor Conan the Barbarian Forgot about the boobs. It's only recently that he's had the attention span for movies, so it's the first time he's seen em on screen. Now I know what it's like to be on the other side of seeing this stuff around your parents, lmao 1160
Reposted by EmmaAlex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett. 5330031272
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Choice bedtime quote from Trogdor: "We're fourth graders, Mom. We KNOW about the finger." 070
Reposted by EmmaBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026THE PREMISE IS THAT THE MUPPETS ARE PUTTING ON A SHOW CALLED THE MUPPET SHOW 474793954
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026About to get an ultrasound to see if they can see what's fucking up my pelvis and I bet they will not see anything new 170
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My first time babysitting, when i got the kiddos off to sleep and it felt so fucking chaotic and it took so long and I got such a rush that i did it. I remember thinking that surely when you're the parent it's easier because if it wasn't you'd lose it, right? Ha ha ha ha ha. 041
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It's in the 40s, I woke up of my own accord, my children are still sleeping, and I am drinking coffee in my favorite sweater while looking out at this 040
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just went to an orchard around the corner and got vanilla soft serve with chopped peaches, peach sauce, and a made to order cider donut I live in a fucking dream world 090
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Everyone who goes to PaxU in Houston: Do not plan on a good hair day. Those don't exist in June there. 041
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Burninator stripped down and spent a good hour in a muddy puddle in the garden, and then i scrubbed him down in a bubble bath. I also need a bath quite badly. Now, i wouldn't wanna do this every day, but I'm very happy that we did today. 050
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Trogdor requested a cookie cake* *for those of you who aren't americans and basic af i guess, it's a cake-sized cookie that you decorate and cut into slices. It's ridiculously simple to make. I put sprinkles in for birthdays. 050
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Trogdor (not his real name) is 10 years old today. I can't believe it. It feels like yesterday that he looked like this. 380
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Happy Birthday Dad Do not let the skull full of skulls distract you from the festive dessert. 040
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Because time is an illusion, Trogdor is somehow turning 10 tomorrow. He's asked for cash, which i got at the most convenient atm, which happens to be the dispensary. (Yes he's getting gifts too) If ever a fact proves I'm not mature enough to have a ten year old, that must be IT. What the HELL. 040
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Lou Reed- i was 17 with immaculate musical taste obvs, and the guy i was seeing didn't want to go because he only liked Radiohead. I got sick of his shit and broke up with him but 17 year old me was too timid to go alone. 040
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In the middle of the biggest endo flare I've ever had, but i managed to go out to the garden and pick some things in the gentle rain, and it was so nice. Suyo cuke, sunburst summer squash, kogi nut winter squash (broke the vine, hope it's good), potatoes and some kind of sweet long pepper 140
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Waterworld is gonzo af, I love it Spiderman 3 was totally fun, the dancing was funny and very classic Raimi Cats the Motion Picture is an epic hate watch that's not much weirder than the musical, let's be honest yall 140
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 28/08/2026My children have very different temperaments. This morning, I gave advice to Trogdor about what to say to join in games at recess. He didn't like my advice lol. Then I took Burninator to the grocery store, where he kept making weird noises so people would look at him. Then he'd say hi to them. 120
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026My dear father in law was diagnosed the day our second child was born, and he was gone about 3 months later. Even one extra month would have meant so much. I hope that in time no one has to have such a brutal experience. 030
Reposted by EmmaPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 26/08/2026youtu.be/j8bmjDoziaQ?...youtu.beThe Rocky Horror Picture Show - I'm Going HomeYouTube video by THIRDPROJECT 01605452
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Trogdor is on the bus for his first day of 4th grade. I told him the only thing he has to do today is get through it. If you're feeling overwhelmed today, the same goes for you, too! 160
Emma @emmawrote.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Today is a great day because: We got to share history with an incredible person who lived a long life and helped so many people in so many ways the whole time. One of my best friends doesn't have cancer again. My child goes back to school tomorrow and he's fine with it. We had pizza for dinner. 0100
Reposted by EmmaDun Jun @clustertuck.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP Dolly Parton ❤️ Here's a lovely Dolly story: We worked together on "Transamerica." She told me that the bible passage that used to puzzle her the most was, "the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men." She said, "How the heck do you sin against the Holy Ghost, and- 183177701
