Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 01/09/2026*walks on stage* *taps microphone* *clears throat* 🪺 *standing ovation from the audience* 170
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Common misconception, but specific context was actually invented by his older sister Margaret Context almost a decade prior, and some feminist historians allege John's theories may have been stolen from her notes 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Wide contexts are named after the inventor, Sir John Context, who famously needed to have the door of his townhouse widened in 1764 120
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I am, however, able to place the comic in a wider context and draw conclusions accordingly 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Am I gonna have to make another mental gymnastics meme at you? 130
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A troubling contradiction... Further study required 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Observations suggest sun may continue to rise, experts report 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 12/06/2026It *is* illegal year round, break that law and the girls will come get ya 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Hey same. Turns out, though, that fuck the police 110
Reposted by Emma, probablyZoe Knox @zmknox.com · 13/04/2026I learned today that one of my dear friends, Lyra, has passed away due to an illness. It was 29. I will miss it so much. Lyra was incredibly kind, caring, & friendly. We could talk both about silly computer things & deep trans stuff, and go deep with both. It will always have a place in my heart. 🧡 1263
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Lyra you were so kind, and so loved. You deserved so much more. I will miss you, friend. Thank you, for the joy of knowing you. Rest well. 0188
Reposted by Emma, probablySky @th3violinist.bsky.social · 13/04/2026I am so sad, and angry, and I miss my friend But I am so glad I got to know it, even if just for a little while 0134
Reposted by Emma, probablyBohemian Groverhaus @wormwoods.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Lyra, you deserved so much better. Walk in dreams. 0156
Reposted by Emma, probablyJess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 06/04/2026April — 2026 "Gender Criticals" are masters of Britain Only some very tired human rights lawyers stand before them TOILETS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS 1240692
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I've read your posts, you're cooking every day. 130
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I think you can make it look like the picture, honestly. Seems perfectly within reasonable expectations. And even if it doesn't look exactly like the photo, it'll still be pretty good. Way better than going hungry, that's for sure. 150
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Looks like good chili. You should try some. Shame if it just sat in your cupboard for years and you never find out what it tastes like 160
Reposted by Emma, probablytpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 18/03/2026One unfortunate aspect of fandom is when you try talking about a piece of media online like "I'm interested in the stuff that's actually in the thing" and get stonewalled by the "I am going to fill every criticism and thematic gap with fanfiction" type 117325
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 09/03/2026First instinct was no of course not, but then... Suspicious behaviour, forcing specific hammers on women... What's there to hide, huh? Don't want me choosing my own hammer?! What's so special about this one?? 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Tough shit, them's the rules, now get adoring yourself. 010
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Also the citation reads "be kinder to others *and to yourself*..." thank you very much. 120
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 08/03/2026How come you're writing this like it's a joke and not a literal description of how I interact with the world? 220
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2026It's okay, I will simply imagine the oscillation instead and pretend it's real. 020
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 25/02/2026I immediately extrapolate from your display name that you will be doing the complete sequence in reverse now. 110
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 23/02/2026How exactly the bad things become good is a Mystery, it is our duty not to answer it but to have Faith. 030
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 23/02/2026I'm confused, there's a story I like, but it contains bad things?? Am I supposed to like the bad things?? I don't want to like bad things, but I don't want to stop liking the story, so maybe they're good things actually I guess?? Yeah that must be it. 180
Reposted by Emma, probablyTimothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 14/02/2026This is blackout poetry to me 218229744709
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 03/02/2026You think I'm wrong about countryside ecology? I'll have you know I've drawn over 100 Sonic the Hedgehog OCs. Bet you're feeling pretty silly now, huh? 020
Reposted by Emma, probablytpwrtrdmn @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 17/01/2026ranked competitive breast growth (2025) 436150
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I refuse. Your dreams will be made manifest. 130
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 12/01/2026I was promised that I would get to see all the way to zmy, and then possibly onwards to whatever other writing system. 010
Emma, probably @emmaprobably.bsky.social · 12/01/2026But I'm still owed the rest of the sequence! 110