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emma celeste

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🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇽 | 🎸📸 👾🩵💜 sentient pile of wikipedia articles seattle, wa i just want to make beautiful things (she/it)

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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 8h
i really like the pitch challenge thing that baseball has now. it doesn't really cut into the game much and leads to a lot of strategy between the pitcher, catcher, and batter on when to call pitches to get the most impact, while also not wasting such a valuable resource.
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Hobeon @hobeon.bsky.social · 13h
In a house full of eevees, every sleeping spot is always taken
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 11h
i feel like i'm late to the party and missed out on an AI dunking session. cmon i wanna get blocked for being correct too
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V-Rider 🏍️ @vriderch.northsky.social · 18/07/2026
Evergreen statement.
Rita and Himeno from "King Ohger."

"The point is... I want all scalpers to suffer."
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/09/2026
this sure is a 3am thought emma. it's got a point tho. while i like my singing voice when i sing other ppls songs, it's a big stopping point when i do my own stuff. and i'm wondering if some amount of processing would help there
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/09/2026
i wonder if i should try vocal effects for my personal stuff
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 26/09/2026
Pet Peeve: using the term "alternative" energy to describe renewable energy. it might have been alternative in the early 2000s. but its a significant part of the global grid now Two thirds of the new electricity generating capacity in the US is Solar. 32% of all power produced globally is renewable
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 25/09/2026
THE RAIN AND GLOOM ARE BACK IM LIVING
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Maya🚂🚃🚄🚅🚆🚇🚈🚉🚊🚝🚞🚋🚌🚎 @trains.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
great bot i will not be subscribing to it because i already hate him enough
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 23/09/2026
maybe they should have listened to leftists who knew this guys deal and kept yelling about how milk toast centrist will not even try to do anything progressive and instead will just perpetuate the capitalist status quo the man promised universal healthcare and reneged bc Kaiser cut him a check
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girl celeste ✨️ @its.celeste.baby · 23/09/2026
🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯 🕯 n o ✨ b a d ✨ d r e a m s 🕯 🕯 ✨ ✨ 🕯
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garth marenghi's darkcayce @cayce.zone · 09/11/2024
hell yeah
Akina Nakamori looking cool next to a motorcycle
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WIRED @wired.com · 21/09/2026
WIRED asked 634 women what they really think about working in tech. They told us about harassment, bias, unequal treatment, and the everyday indignities that still shape life in the industry. 🔗 www.wired.com/story/women-...
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Out here in the Bay we've had gentrifiers: - try to shut down the Thai Buddhist temple, call cops on the Buddhist monks - call cops on the decades-long weekend drum circle - call cops on people having a cookout at the Lake - call cops on a choir singing in a church
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 21/09/2026
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
comic of a hot girl. 
speech bubble coming from outside the panel: "Ellie plays bass - She's really smart! Cute, too! But she's so spaced out! -Really!"
Ellie: "y'got any pot, man?"
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girl celeste ✨️ @its.celeste.baby · 20/09/2026
smoking the weed that turns you into a girl
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saoirse @spacethey.gay · 19/09/2026
need a woman to hook a computer up to my brain and start changing things
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Ana 🤘🏻 @anageorge.art · 17/09/2026
One of my favorite t-shirts
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pat | COMMISSIONS OPEN @patsux.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
payne's gray
sketchbook page painted using the watercolor Payne's Gray. On top of the page is a painting of a griffin, the bottom left is a portrait of a woman, and on the bottom right is a study of an angel statue.
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Winter @caninesinzone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
NEW CAT JUST DROPPED
static.klipy.com
NASA Rover Mission Control Celebration
ALT: NASA Rover Mission Control Celebration
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 17/09/2026
achievement unlocked: fought against an arpeggiator at 2am
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 17/09/2026
Warren buffet saying freak the fuck our and panic sell everything right now it's fucking over
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girl celeste ✨️ @its.celeste.baby · 16/09/2026
⚠️ trade offer ⚠️ i receive: you receive: $$ to buy seeing me wear dresses said dresses
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 15/09/2026
hmm, Stardew Valley. so... illegal grow op?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Liberals pave the way for fascists
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 11/09/2026
there's nothing wrong with worshipping your local tall woman
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 11/09/2026
hello five am
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 09/09/2026
i would LOVE IT IF I HAD NORMAL SLEEP
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 08/09/2026
there's the time that i kinda sorta worked for the cannabis industry against my will
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/09/2026
i wanna record a cover of the Prison Song updated with modern stats on ICE's operations but also, if i actually look up the shit i need to do this right, i might [redacted]
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/09/2026
okay i got an MPC... what like a month ago? cool lil musical device, im having so much fun making nonsense lil beats and ambient junk but i never save it all. at some point i get frustrated and just quit out without saving. and i know that's gonna bite me in the ass eventually.
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 04/09/2026
i'm an equal opportunity pain in the ass
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Noëlle Midnight (e/er) @noellemidnight.com · 03/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote just did a Reddit AMA and it's fucking bananas. Genuinely funny at times. Adorable pretty much all the way through. www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
reddit.com
From the movies community on Reddit: Hi reddit! I'm Wile E. Coyote. I'm taking on ACME. AMA!
Explore this post and more from the movies community
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Dustin Knight @kitsunewarlock.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Reminder that piracy metrics are still used to determine a show's popularity. Reminder that dozens of new fantasy series are released every year. There's more good media than anyone could consume.
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
glaceon's day
Glaceon: Angry formGlaceon: Bread formGlaceon: Snake formGlaceon: Laundry form
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wendy Carlos:
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phoebe-jeebies @funkjunkins.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i simply enjoy torturing the english language.
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SimzArt @simzart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They're Here. 🔥
A character wearing a witch hat surrounded by ghost cats made of fire. in front of the character there are vials, pots and cauldrons, in the background there is a library and a desk with a pc.
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 30/08/2026
god i'm exhausted. i need to get better at not completely draining myself every weekend
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liz ten eleven @selectric.space · 29/08/2026
"is will graham snuffbait", the longest thread in the history of tumblr, shoved off the screen by twenty thousand indents of heated debate
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Sansa Sandisk @cheatlines.co · 28/08/2026
Dude
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 28/08/2026
not everything needs a take. you're allowed to ignore the stupid distractions that this regime puts out. you don't need to dunk on the Lake. turn off your computer. touch grass. don't give him your attention. yes it's stupid. yes it's embarrassing. that's why it's not worth your time.
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/08/2026
few things feel worse than waking up at 1:30pm realizing half the day is already gone
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 26/08/2026
something about the "AI is Dangerous" cybersecurity training has set me off so fucking much today. because the whole training video was AI genned with an AI voice. like you're undermining your whole fucking point from step 1. come the fuck on
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Hourly Peanuts Comics @esnupi.me · 26/08/2026
Peanuts by Schulz: Tuesday, May 25, 1965
A Peanuts comic strip, drawn by Charles M. Schulz, originally released Tuesday, May 25, 1965
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LGR @lgr-yt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Yeah I'm all aboard for this, haha also, the fact that the animations all look significantly better than Cities Skylines II? Brilliant
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 24/08/2026
if you know me, 3 or 4. if you don't know me, yea the 6'4 dyke is a touch intimidating probably a 7 on the scale, going off the amount of times ppl flinch when i'm out walking at night
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 23/08/2026
welp. i wasn't expecting to wake up to "Spider-Man beats up some Nazis" to be an actual real headline from my actual real reality but here we are
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emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 22/08/2026
okay i don't know the name of it, but it was in the outskirts of Culiacan. it was this place that made carnitas de borrego, and the way they made it was by like skewering the meat on rebar, and stabbing the rebar into the ground around a burning log. some of the best tacos of my fucking life.
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