emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 22hJenny Was a Friend of Mine also should have been a single imo. such a perfect album 190
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 08/10/2026yeah its not fun to spend a whole workday rebooting servers and resetting BIOS settings bc Broadcom is such a shit company that their NICs break if you look at them the wrong way but these things absolutely desperately need 10 400gbps NICs to share their RAM over the network to AI or some shit. kms 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 08/10/2026fuck AI and fuck the week it stole from me. fuck datacenters and fuck the fragile terrible broken servers it all runs on 1120
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026i carry such "fed up old Sysadmin" energy how did that happen i've only been doing this for *counts on fingers* holy shit i've been a sysadmin in some professional capacity for over a decade 190
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026warming *of this patch of ocean fuck you autocorrect. fuck you to hell and back 010
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026the internet loves a contextless chart one of the main indicators of El Niño and the severe weather that comes from it is the change in ocean currents and the warming if this patch of the Pacific. the warmer this area gets, the more severe the event this cycle is the strongest on record (so far) 121
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026i gotcha. maybe it's bc i'm a bit of a ecology nerd and SoCal is one of the regions that's strongly impacted by El Niño events, that it wouldn't occur to me that this is a bad graph. tho seeing how many ppl talk about it without the context of El Niño i might be overestimating how obvious it is 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026sure, you just happened to highlight three of the strongest El Niño years in recent history. which i think on a graph about El Niño, does show what the graph is trying to show. 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/20261982, 1997, and 2015 were all highlighted bc they were all strong El Niño years, to show how aberrant the current fluctuation is even compared to other strong El Niño years 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 07/10/2026this region was chosen bc it's one of the regions whose changes directly correlates with El Niño. this change in sea temp is one of the main indicators of El Niño, and the chart is indicating that even for an El Niño year, the temp is far higher than expected which could cause drastic weather. 110
Reposted by emma celestemaya ventura @mayawalkwith.me · 03/10/2026KEXP pledge drive week is killing me 292
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 06/10/2026I think that someone is trying to kill me Infecting my blood and destroying my mind 130
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 06/10/2026please provide our RH a phone number so we may contact you with a silly snarky reply to this skeet 020
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 06/10/2026i remember all throughout high school and college ppl kept asking how i knew how to do so many things and my answer was just "push every button to see what it does. keep pushing buttons til you break something, then learn how to fix it" it worked out for me 050
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 05/10/2026the biggest time sink isn't supply chain it's waiting for these fuck ass servers to reboot fifty billion times, each time taking 10 minutes bc every single NIC is now its own mini computer that needs to POST and PXE before the main server is allowed to fail to install AGAIN 030
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comWhen People Come Into A Store Minutes Before Closing:Alt: Julie Powers having a nice conversation with Scott F#%* Pilgrim 020
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 04/10/2026i've heard Pewds apologia. like "oh he was young he got better it was a bit he's not actually a nazi" and like, i don't care. i simply don't care. don't try to wash your guilt away by convincing me that the bad man isnt bad. he had a long history of being shit. 120
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 03/10/2026i rewatched it like 2 weeks ago. that Harris guy knows how to make em 150
Reposted by emma celesteyael @yael.gay · 03/10/2026this is also true for anyone involved in making music or music performance. you have to listen to music. you have to listen to so much music 072
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 03/10/2026earlier i described something i do on the drums as "it's like if im physically side chaining the kick to the snare to make the hit stand out more" and chat i think my brain is cooked 070
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 02/10/2026do you have imovie or similar? i assume there's an easy way to like set music to a photo right? 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 02/10/2026that doesn't seem right. who would build their home in the town of Burning Buildingsville 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 02/10/2026but we're in a housing crisis. god forbid we build dense, the only real way to get out of it is destroying endangered habitats so that cut rate developers can make another McMansion Subdivision 120
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 01/10/2026it's funny bc you can tell a lot of them are basically in the holding pattern of "okay when do we say we've owned the libs. when can i stop caring about women's sports" 130
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 30/09/2026plus, it doesn't really cut into the time honored tradition of yelling at the Umps bc they will surely still make boneheaded calls elsewhere on the field 030
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 30/09/2026i really like the pitch challenge thing that baseball has now. it doesn't really cut into the game much and leads to a lot of strategy between the pitcher, catcher, and batter on when to call pitches to get the most impact, while also not wasting such a valuable resource. 130
Reposted by emma celesteHobeon @hobeon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026In a house full of eevees, every sleeping spot is always taken 013635
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 30/09/2026i feel like i'm late to the party and missed out on an AI dunking session. cmon i wanna get blocked for being correct too 0132
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 28/09/2026it's a sleeper cause you can sleep in the back of it :3 050
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/09/2026idk if they're underrated in the genres im looking towards. Hyperpop is a queer dominated genre defined by the use of vocal effects at least in part due to dysphoria or seeking to modify one's voice to better fit oneself. it's a thing Laura Les has talked about a lot 030
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/09/2026this sure is a 3am thought emma. it's got a point tho. while i like my singing voice when i sing other ppls songs, it's a big stopping point when i do my own stuff. and i'm wondering if some amount of processing would help there 030
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 27/09/2026i wonder if i should try vocal effects for my personal stuff 030
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 26/09/2026yea i def understand the historical context. i was there i just want ppl to update their mental dictionaries 110
emma celeste @emmaceleste.gay · 26/09/2026Pet Peeve: using the term "alternative" energy to describe renewable energy. it might have been alternative in the early 2000s. but its a significant part of the global grid now Two thirds of the new electricity generating capacity in the US is Solar. 32% of all power produced globally is renewable 191