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Emily

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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 17h
Being destroyed by the power of the best color scheme in sports.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
100% the best part of living in LA is all the special guests we get at concerts lol
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
AI can't even make matching jersey sets and we're supposed to believe it'll take all our jobs?
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
She also brought out Lisa Loeb and they played "Stay (I Missed You)"!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got to see her play this live last Saturday!
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i'm sorry, but it's still incredibly funny to imagine a literal pope watching this and yelling at the TV
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sharks only winning in overtime will be the death of me
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well that’s one way to tie it up
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Patty Barrels, they call him.” I mean like 3 years ago maybe
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I mean I’d be down with that too tbh, but this heat wave has broken my spirit, I yearn for a chill.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NHL having a Connor McDavid and a Connor McMichael is unacceptable. That’s just lazy writing.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s so foggy in Chicago. God I wish that were me.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We deserved to see Gemma Chan and Harry Shum Jr. fall in love and it's so insane that they've kept it from us!!!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Like I was raised secular, but it'd be a pretty astounding coincidence.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We all want the Midwest Classic, even if the White Sox winning the World Series means we might have to consider that catholicism is the One True Faith.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sounds wasteful
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ironically, I am the one rooting for them
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look, it’s not ideal, but the heat wave is so bad it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I want the pancake
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Live by the short porch, die by the short porch
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah yeah, I just think the lack of chances also lessens the attention. Something about Sox teams and the late 1910s and early 2000s though, it is weird!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think fewer chances made them get less attention (besides the obvious media bias for Bos/NYC) but it was only 2 years longer. The stat is more just that it's an odd coincidence that they were always clinching on the road.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's! Too! Hot!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Verlander at the analyst table, bro you retired 5 minutes ago!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dubón remembering his Giants roots with that home run robbery of the Dodgers, you love to see it
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saw her last night and in addition to her standard "Fuck ICE" and "Free Palestine!" during the song "Ice in my OJ" she introduced "True Believer" with "The biggest threat to American democracy is Christian Nationalism" so clearly the news coverage has her shaking.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But I guess when people don't realize you can get married without a church's involvement at all...
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In my Christian Marriage & Sexuality class in college (upper theo requirement) we had to write a paper about how to reconcile potential same-sex marriage rights with religious freedoms, and I remember thinking, "How is this not a one sentence answer?"
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also, where have they been? She said that when I saw her in May. Keep up, US government.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's! Too! Hot!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah the price is why I’ve never tried it, but they clearly deliver results!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A friend of mine did it for a while like 10 years ago and she ended up with abs, which I didn’t think was possible for normal people lol. It sounds super intense!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A walk-off win against Mason Miller should count as two wins tbh
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Which Bay Area celeb will Gabby Williams shout out this time?
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wonder what it’s like to be chilly. It sounds nice.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Panera commercial saying it’s officially sweater season is mocking me
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Remember some guys” and it’s the love of my life
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol my brain, I assumed in regards to bands you still meant they’d be doing it ironically
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not a band but Taylor Tomlinson sort of did that for her last comedy special
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have the “it’s too hot out” sleepies even though I woke up at 11am
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s really collecting Bay Area celebrities
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the only saving grace is the humidity is more what we're accustomed to, so we can go back to saying it's a dry heat
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No, no, no, the lyric is "Why is it so hot in LA in LATE October?" we should be getting a break right now!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That detail is always what gets me because in my family we had chocolate oranges in our stockings every Christmas???
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Braves putting Dubón and Yaz back-to-back in the lineup is pandering to me specifically
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Zodiac rules and Hairspray (1988) is my dad’s favorite movie lol
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The postseason “There’s no time like October” sweatshirts are very funny considering at least one (and probably three) of these teams will not in fact play in October.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If it helps, on the second night I slept a full 9 hours and then felt almost completely better. So you'll probably be in decent shape tomorrow!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I currently have 15 mosquito bites (plus 3 more that are still visible but faded) and I didn't even get to go camping 😭
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
although I miss the naivety I had then, with only one mosquito bite
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