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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Krukow putting “Born This Way” on his City Connect playlist I’M SOBBING we’re going to miss you so much 😭
Mike Krukow
City Connect Playlist
San Francisco Giants

Jamming
Bob Marley & The Wailers

Paint It Black
The Rolling Stones

When I Come Around
Green Day

Rein Me In
Sam Fender & Olivia Dean

Sweet Child O'Mine
Guns N' Roses

Blank Space
Taylor Swift

Someday, Somewhere
Jungle

Something in the Orange
Zach Bryan

Born This Way
Lady Gaga

I Left My Heart in San Francisco
Tony Bennett
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New season of You Must Remember This is called “The Bisexuals”
The Onion comic meme with Sickos guy saying “Yes… Ha Ha Ha… YES!”
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Taking the longer version now and this is NorCal oppression.
Question 33 of 122

What is "the City"?

New York City

Boston

DC

LA

Chicago

other

(The answer is San Francisco, dammit)
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
West coast never beating the homogenous accent allegations
Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Nevada - about 58% of your answers match a typical resident.


The map shows red for the whole west coast (so not sure why it specifies Nevada) which blue for most of Texas, the south, and the east coast. Cities most & least like you
Interpolated from the nearest survey responses.
MOST SIMILAR
1. San Francisco, CA
(57%)
2. Los Angeles, CA
(57%)
3. Portland, OR (57%)

LEAST SIMILAR

1. New Orleans, LA (47%)
2. Boston, MA (48%)
3. Atlanta, GA (48%)
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is who’s watching the SF Firebells today btw
A picture of a my T-Ball photo when I was 6, in a Little League Giants uniform and choking up on the bat like crazy. I was very cute.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
(derogatory)
Advertisement with a view of Oracle Park with McCovey Cove and the San Francisco skyline included. It reads: "There's nothing like Giants baseball. Visit Oracle Park. Buy Tickets"

"There's nothing like Giants baseball" sure is a slogan for the 2026 Giants, right?
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The coastline of Pacific Grove The beach and coastline of Asilomar Beach
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Should we start a neighborhood club?
Your Results
88% Woke
12% Chud
39% Techbro
61% Neo-Luddite
42% Hopepilled
58% Doomer
84% Davos
16% Dubai
Your Closest Match:
Zohran Mamdani
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
1. So it's not *not* Kershaw's fault. 2. MLB should have absolutely nipped this in the bud the first time it happened (and Giants leadership shouldn't have let them do it). 3. Yeah of course it blew up more, you play for fucking San Francisco, dipshit.
“It was just one of those things where we’ve seen other baseball players do it, so we went along with it,” Brubaker said. “Not just to go along with it, but those are our beliefs.”

“We felt there wasn’t going to be as much kickback on it. … Players have done it in the past and it didn’t seem like it was blown up that big. … At the end of the day, I just want this to be done and over with. We’re here to play baseball. This is going on almost a week now. Just play ball, that’s all I want to do.”

In 2021, San Francisco became the first professional sports team to include the rainbow flag on its uniforms, and all players since then have fully participated until this season.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
But fans give their teams another chance. Fans want to give their teams another chance. When you’re a fan, there’s some pride in knowing that those guys out on the field are representing you. That’s your city, that’s your organization, that’s something you’ve probably grown up with and spent countless hours of your life following and discussing and loving. That team is part of you. Maybe it’s a small part, like the part that has opinions on each individual Fast and Furious movie. Maybe it’s a bigger part, like the part that believes in a functional system of representational government and finds it unthinkable that any American could fundamentally not want that. Regardless, they’re in there somewhere.

So to see a team decide, en masse, that not only is it not their job to represent their fan community, but it is not even their job to allow their fan community to feel respected? That’s unforgivable.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Ilya Rozanov from Heated Rivalry on FaceTime on his phone when he wants Shane Hollander to put his glasses back on. A speech bubble is overlaid on the bottom so it appears the quoted post are his own words. Ilya is horny for Shane's glasses, is what I'm saying.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Michael Jordan “fuck them kids” meme
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Anne Hathaway looking down at her Oscar saying "It came true!"
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Caught the new and approved outfield celebration live.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Yes, it’s Mother’s Day, but that doesn’t mean I can’t get myself an early birthday present.
Selfie of me, a brunette with bangs and a bob. But the important part is the layers underneath are real fading into pink. Side view of my brown hair with peekaboo layers of a teal-to-pink ombré.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I'm suing Apple Music
Screenshot of searching on Apple Music. The search bar shows "MUNA" was typed in, yet the top searches only highlight the "m" and the top search suggestions are "morgan wallen, metallica, montana 700" and then the top search results are Morgan Wallen and the Morgan Wallen Essentials playlist. I am deeply offended by this.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Unfortunately, ACAB does include Pikachu
A Pikachu figurine/statue dressed as a cop
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“Go to horny jail” meme
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
well that can't be true
screenshot of the beginning of an email subject line reading: "LA's Hottest Tickets: Rob Schneider,"
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Sorry to be a random butting in but not necessarily! I recall some random on-the-street interview alluding to queerness as well but I doubt I’d be able to find it.
Screenshot of Baz Luhrman’s Wikipedia page reading: “On 26 January 1997 he married Catherine Martin, a production designer, costume designer and film producer; the couple have two children. ''! When asked in interviews about his sexuality, Luhrmann has said that he sees all sexual possibilities.” There are three citations.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching ice dancing but thinking about them
A very lazily edited meme of Wolverine looking at a picture of Virtue and Moir during their sexy Moulin Rouge routine
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Local romance bookstore is meeting the moment
Bookshelf fully shocked with all the books from Rachel Reid’s Game Changer series (which is what Heated Rivalry is based on) Sign on the shelf full of Heated Rivalry books. The sign has a picture of Shane Hollander immediately after his injury and a picture of Ilya’s hand stroking Shane’s freckles when he was in the hospital. The sign reads: “Heated Rivalry? Back in stock? Yes. Bet-ter.”
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Damn
PEOPLE: What has it been like to have your life so intertwined in the industry, in Hollywood, and to have these friendships that have endured and become creative collaborations? That must be really special.

Reiner: It's really nice. Listen, my father and Mel Brooks were best of friends, and when both of their wives passed away, and even before my mother passed away, Mel Brooks would come and visit my dad every day. At night they'd watch television after dinner, and that friendship kept them going for a long time. They really enjoyed each other. I'm lucky because I still see Albert [Brooks, who went to Beverly Hills High School with Reiner], I still see Billy [Crystal], I had breakfast with him two days ago. Christopher Guest is a dear friend. As you get older, you need them more than you ever thought. I'm lucky that I have people that I can hang out with that, as Chris used to say in the old days, you can schnadel with a little bit, that you can do schtick with.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Not too difficult once I remembered how time works.
Poster of the movie The Philadelphia Story, starring Cary Grant, Katharine Hepburn, and Jimmy Stewart.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I will always have a soft spot for Dakota Johnson because of this.
Promo poster for the sitcom Ben and Kate featuring rare blonde Dakota Johnson, Nat Faxon, Lucy Punch, Echo Kellum, and a child actor I’m not gonna look up.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Last Spotify Wrapped before switching streaming services
Spotify Wrapped top songs list 
1. Kill Me - Hayley Williams 
2. Love Me Different - Hayley Williams
3. Mirtazapine - Hayley Williams
4. The Subway - Chappell Roan
5. Diet Pepsi - Ben Platt Spotify Wrapped top albums list. 
1. Cowboy Carter - Beyoncé 
2. GNX - Kendrick Lamar
3. Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party - Hayley Williams 
4. A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out - Panic! At The Disco 
5. Mayhem - Lady GagaSpotify Wrapped top artists list
1. Beyoncé 
2. Hayley Williams
3. Kendrick Lamar
4. The Format 
5. My Chemical Romance My Top Artist
Beyoncé
Minutes Listened
1,679
Top 0.3% global fan
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Sup indeed
Spotify Wrapped top albums list. 
1. Cowboy Carter - Beyoncé 
2. GNX - Kendrick Lamar
3. Ego Death at a Bachelorette Party - Hayley Williams 
4. A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out - Panic! At The Disco 
5. Mayhem - Lady Gaga
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
In fact I did!
Screenshot of text messages: 

Friend: Since I know you're both awake...did you know about this man? (Link to Marlins Man wiki)
Me: lol yes of course
Friend: TIL
Me: There's even an imposter who's always at Giants games now too
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Me, a Dodgers hater seeing them bring in Kershaw with the bases loaded
Haha sickos comment
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Just want to be clear that I’m in no way exaggerating. This was my birth announcement.
Me as a baby with a San Francisco Giants outfit on, next to a Giants hat and a glove. There’s somehow already a look of disdain on my face, probably about the Dodgers.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
My toes are numb oops
Screenshot of the Fitbit app showing 37,490 steps and 15.95 miles
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
😐
Excerpt from The House of the Spirits

"I don't think they'd dare break in here, Sebastián Gómez said. "The government's already got enough problems to deal with. It's not going to interfere with us."
"It wouldn't be the first time they've attacked students,”
someone said.
"Public opinion wouldn't stand for it," Gómez replied. "This is a democracy. It's not a dictatorship and it never will be."
"We always think things like that only happen elsewhere,"
said Miguel, "until they happen to us too.”
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Guys I remember (just tried to pick Giants I hadn't seen other people pick)
Immaculate Grid x Defector 
Some Guys I remember from the 21st century

A grid with the following guys: Kelby Tomlinson, Juan Pérez, Brandon Hicks, Nate Schierholtz, Jarrett Parker, Matt Duffy, Alex Dickerson, Ryan Theriot, Mike Fontenot.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Margot Robbie's is pretty modest in the scheme of things (meaning it would be bigger than anyone's I know in real life but doesn't look that crazy)
Margot Robbie's 1.5 carat engagement ring in a setting with pave diamonds in a yellow gold band.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
(This is a British book, but one of the POV characters is American.) Oops, someone forgot to tell the author that Americans don’t end messages that way.
Except from a book, reading: 
“My heart hammering, I tap to read the message.
Hi Mack, can you call me when you get this please?
I need to talk to you. x”
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
These dark circles are genetic, baby. She’s a trend setter!
Me as a little kid sitting on a silver jaguar statue thing at the San Diego zoo, but the point is even at 6 years old I have visible dark circles under my eyes.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
When you buy your tickets after the tour starts so you know they play half the set on the B stage so you pick seats with a great view of the B stage
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Timeline cleanse
The setting sun against the ocean.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I was there for this and it was beautiful to see her confidence and how embraced she was by the crowd. And that hair!!!
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
A film that takes place where you’re from (The Lost Boys calls it Santa Carla so that doesn’t count)
Movie poster for the film “Us”
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Any other mlb tv users having this issue? #SFGiants
Picture of a tv playing the Giants and Astros game. A black bar is covering the score box and reads “P O D 04” although the 0 kind of looks like a video game coin so maybe it’s supposed to be something else?
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m sorry I simply cannot let this libel stand.
The four-piece's commercial breakthrough came with the release of several singles from their album Bleed American (2001), four of which charted within the top 20 positions of the Alternative Songs chart, with "The Middle" reaching No. 1. Their follow-up album, Futures (2004), featured the No. 1 song "Pain".
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
There’s no thesis?? #TheWhiteLotus
Picture of Jeff from Yellowjackets looking dismayed after finding out there’s no book club.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Glad we’re all on the same page
Several posts referencing the “Not Like Us” snippet that played after Kendrick won.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Just know that I’ve been there since day one.
A picture of a Josie and the Pussycats 2001-2002 locker calendar, proving that I’m not some sort of bandwagon fan of this perfect movie.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The sickos “ha ha yes” image from the comic with a guy looking in a window with a shirt that says SICKOS on it and his speech bubble says “Yes… Ha ha ha YES!” Because that’s how I feel about Kev getting into Paramore.
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Congrats to Ariana Grande for being the only one on the list that I didn’t see live (and thus prepared by listening a lot because that’s who I am as a person)
Screenshot of Spotify Wrapped with a picture of Olivia Rodrigo at the top. 

Top Artists
1. Olivia Rodrigo
2. Fall Out Boy
3. Ariana Grande
4. Green Day
5. Say Anything

Top Songs
1. so american
2. making the bed
3. obsessed
4. get him back!
5. we can't be friends...

Minutes Listened: 30,687
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
However my vintage starter jacket I got from Depop arrived today so that helps.
A black satin starter jacket for the San Francisco Giants
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Heartbroken that this insane 80s sweater at the vintage store was $45 because that’s over my budget to buy something for the bit.
A black sweater with wide hot pink stripes intersected with thinner neon green stripes. It’s very stupid (complimentary).
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Emily @emla.bsky.social · 31/10/2024
Oh god, my mom replied to a photo carousel of my trip to Dublin with “What does that mean?” and then a separate comment of “I meant the yeast” because I included this pic amongst the scenery.
Light sign from the Guinness Storehouse tour that says “SEE THE MAGIC OF YEAST”
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