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EmK Ultra

@emkultra.bsky.social
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Gamer, artist, memer, joker, vampire, regular human bartender, pirate 🏴‍☠️

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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Join ussssss!!! It’ll be a fun time with some much needed music therapy. 🎶
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Medieval dick pics: August. Ouch.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
After playing Expedition 33 for 200 hours, I put in a new game I've had sitting in my pile. THIS. IS. AWESOME. Quite hilarious, actually. This "Yakuza" game is in JRPG style, which I love, and the story is fantastic so far. I mentioned funny, yeah? It's really good. #Yakuzalikeadragon
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Almost forgot to post “July”from the “Midieval Dick-Pics” calendar. Isn’t art neat?
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Gonna need to watch this. Yes. 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Ahh, I'm so late and forgot to post my art dick-pic for June here. This is from the "Medieval Dick-Pics Calendar". #Medievaldickpics #Artdicks
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My heart. 💔
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
#medievaldickpics it’s a new month! Huzzah.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
From the "Medieval Dick-Pics" calendar. Here's April. 🤣🫡
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Mr. Edtropolis @edtropolis.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
In honor of one of the most unique, amazingly spontaneous and hilarious voice actors (and collector of folk art) that will ever grace our generation of kids like us who grew up on Cartoon Network in the 90s. Rest in peace George Lowe.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Thanks Hulu for shutting off the live feed before best actress and best picture were announced. Le sigh. #oscars2025
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
“Medieval Dick-pics” calendar - March. 😍#medievaldickpics
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
As if my thoughts on the disgrace this administration oozes out like fucking pustules, this latest exchange takes the cake. Fuck Trump, JD Vance, and the Russian news organization they allowed in for this shit show. Disgusting. 🤮
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MINISTRY @ministryband.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
TICKETS ON SALE TODAY 10AM!!🌹MINISTRY: THE SQUIRRELY YEARS TOUR. Performing songs from the albums With Sympathy and Twitch.🌹Tickets: ministryband.com/tour *Nitzer Ebb appearing April 29 - May 12 +My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult appearing May 13 - June 5 Die Krupps on all dates except May 8
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I’m really loving “Hogwarts” now that I’ve started that. I’d like to live there instead please. 🥲 #hogwarts #ps5
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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When I heard that trump required two resivoirs to release waters to help “combat the L.A. fires”, I was fully in WTF mode. Trump, DUDE! There’s no spigot that magically transfers water there! Who.....
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Ok another one. Sorry. #dav #dragonageveilguard #lucanis
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I made a meme. #dav #dragonageveilguard #lucanis
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The perfect Calvin & Hobbes panel for this moment
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
“Medieval Dick-pics” calendar - February. Awww. 🤭👏👏
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
If you’re still ordering books on Amazon, consider the @bookshop-org.bsky.social alternative. It’s super easy to get into the habit, it helps smaller local bookshops AND it’s one less gold piece for Bezos to dive into and swim around in.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Tough times these days.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You and me both, Bernie. 😭
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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Elon Musk gave multiple Nazi salutes at the inauguration. Not even "oh well he probably meant to do..." no fuck you. Congratulations. Ya fuckin' Nazis. And I'm gonna keep calling you Nazis, not because of Godwin's Law, but because you are, in fact, fucking Nazis. Be punk. Punch Nazis.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Big sad today. #RIPLegend #DavidLynch
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
“January” from the Medieval D-pics calendar. How fun for me.
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Happy Mew Year!
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
I’m always late with Doctor Who, but LOOOK! It’s Joel Fry! This is already my favorite episode. 🥲🖤🎄👏👏 #JoelFry #DoctorWho #NcutiGatwa
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
#manfred and #Assan from the #DAV art book. My favorite characters! 🖤🖤🖤
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I got an amazing gift from @calyka.bsky.social and I’m just obsessed with thisssss! I showcase my love for Emmrich and Manfred here but there’s so much more in the art book. If you’re a fan of #dav this is a MUST HAVE. It’s by Dark Horse and can easily be found! Go get it. 😘 #emmrich #manfred
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Splendid.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2024
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
All the girls want to know… who’s the cutest boy on death row... #KITH #KidsInTheHall #Luigi #StolenMeme
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Happy DA day my fellow Elves, Qunari, Humans, and Dwarfs. 🥳 #DragonAgeDay
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Shameless old meme from my memory vault. It sparks joy. Like that kid did. 🤭
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I’m playing DAV again as a super hot dude. I’d romance myself so hard…I mean, that pickup line would work on me. 😂 #dav #dragonage #veilguard #rook
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving!! 🍁 🦃
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What a beautifully done game. I completed “Stray” and really enjoyed it. It’s short but has things I love. Cats and Robots. There’s not one human to ruin it. 5/5 stars! #stray #catsandrobots #PS5
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Next game, “Stray” is so cuuute! The bad guys are also floofy little monsters that I want to pet. They eat you if you try, but ahhhhh so cuuute!
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
DAV is complete. My first play-through, anyway. I LOVED it. I need to go again but I can’t imagine romancing anyone other than Vincent Price (Emmrich). Big kudos to the creators of DAV! It only took 9 years but it was totally worth it imo. 🖤 #dav #dragonage #veilguard #emmrich
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Here's me and my true love Solas in DAV. There is no romance option here so I had to make it myself. Hairy-Solas is my favorite thing this year. 🤤 #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #Solas #TheDreadWolf
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estoanquez @estoanquez.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
"Self-Portrait with Death Playing the Fiddle" by Arnold Böcklin, exept it's Emmrich...s? #emmrichvolkarin #dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #da4 #datv #datvemmrich #dragonageveilgaurdspoilers #datvspoilers #dragonageveilguard #myart #fanart #dragonagefanart
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
My inspirational quote of the day. #DragonAgeTheVeilguard
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Date-night with Emmrich. **swooon** #Dragonagetheveilguard #Emmrich #DAV
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Find yourself your own Vincent Price. 😍🥰 This is my bf in #DragonAgeTheVeilguard #Emmrich #Rook
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
#TeamTyson
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
It’s been a long minute. I’m glad to see friends flocking over here. 😍👏👏
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EmK Ultra @emkultra.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
The best things in life.
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