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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Are any of my fellow Gen X/geriatric millennials extra particular about vacuum cord discipline because of The Brave Little Toaster?

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

A "Get Ready With Me" video but it's just half an hour of me, still in bed, staring at the ceiling and sighing heavily before finally saying "Let's get this bread" under my breath and stumbling out of frame.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Elon Musk tried to livestream Path of Exile 2 from his private jet to prove he's actually a l33t gamer who doesn't pay people to boost his online characters, then proceeded to die to the tutorial boss four times before ending the stream abruptly. He's like a pizza cutter. All edge, no point.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Why are we putting tariffs on penguins when their ambassador clearly would have worn a suit to the White House?

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Persona 5 is just horny Psychonauts.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

My biggest problem with corporate accounts on April Fools Day is that some of these ideas legitimately whip ass and I wish they were this creative in their actual products.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I got so burnt out on Star Wars shovelware that I slept on Andor. That was a fundamental mistake.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Welp, federal funding cuts and needless clawbacks to medical research grants just sunk the project I've spent the last two years of my life working on and put my whole job in limbo, so...great job guys! So much winning. Enjoy your measles. Oh, sorry, your freedom freckles.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I've been getting the craziest spam texts since this administration took office, like fake toll charges or attempts to collect non-existent parking fees or plans to invade Yemen, it's just ridiculous.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Sometimes, alone at my desk, I will sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Just remember, fireball can be a level 1 spell with some alcohol, a rag, and the right attitude.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

Literally every tribute I see to Gene Hackman is like, "I loved Gene. One time on the set he tore my script up in front of me, soaked it in gasoline, and inserted it into my rectum while screaming 'VROOM VROOM, MOTHERF*CKER! YOU MAKE A BETTER CAR THAN AN ACTOR!' I learned so much from him."

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

Going forward I will only be referring to the Muskrat as PayPalpatine. I will not be taking questions at this time.

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Peter Morley ♿️ @petermorley.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

REMEMBER: THIS Friday, February 28. NOT 1 PENNY SPENT. We can DO this. I'm IN, are YOU?

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

Millennials aren't even getting to have their own midlife crises. We got to midlife and the crisis is literally every goddamn thing. Boomers: "I'm gonna buy a sports car and cheat on my wife with a college student!" Millennials: *peeks over the barricade to see if the Molotov hit anything*

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

It's like being in the third age of Middle Earth, except your parents are trying to tell you that Sauron really has some good ideas if you'd just look past all the Gondor propaganda.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I would just like to reaffirm for you that, because Every. Last. Piece. of this agenda was publicly available before the election, you are complicit in everything that follows. Have a great day!

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

"Mustard," Kendrick said calmly.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

I know the Swifties got mad at Philly fans for booing her, but these people threw batteries at Santa Claus. Take it as the badge of honor it is from a fan base best represented by a feral orange what-the-fuck.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

According to my 23andMe results, this video awakened one part of my ancestry and scared the shit out of the rest of it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_...

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Heilung | LIFA - Krigsgaldr LIVE

YouTube video by Heilung

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Democratic legislators, any lawmaker, any agent of authority talking about how awful the Elon Musk situation is without doing something about it is just Thoughts and Prayers: Coup Edition.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Trump administration announces government aid programs have not been eliminated, but rather consolidated into a system where people wanting assistance simply have to play a supervised series of childhood games from Korea.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

It's going to be real easy to be a Denethor in the coming days, weeks, months, and years, but I encourage you to be a Sam as often as you possibly can instead. Look for the hope. Believe there is good in the world worth fighting for. Hit a motherfucker in the head with a rock if you need to.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 02/02/2025

Remember, if you're ever stuck on a desert island, just defend DEI policies out loud. At least seven fragile cishet white men will immediately arrive to tell you why you are wrong, and you can use their bodies as a raft.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Charmeleon cards must be the heaviest cards in #PokemonTCGPocket because they certainly sink to the bottom of my deck every single match.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

My depression escaped containment yesterday. Spent this morning doing my version of emotional chemo, which is watching the last 45 minutes of Return of the King and ugly crying. Legitimately feel so much better now.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

One of the key components to cult deprogramming is that you have to get the person out of the cult first. You cannot undo the damage faster than they can do it.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This is my Substack. I have no idea what I'm doing with it, but it's where my long form non-fiction is about to start living Think of it as the rebirth of my Live Journal. With significantly less whining. ...marginally less whining. ...look, I make no promises, okay? substack.com/@richardjete...

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Richard Jeter | Substack

A writer looking for somewhere to write.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

For anyone who needs it, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is A) a great game and B) lets you punch all the got damn fascists you like.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Deep cut core memory unlocked; randomly heard Shutterbug by Veruca Salt for the first time in decades today. My god the hours that track spent on repeat.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

I've signed an executive order to rename the space between Trump's ears the Gulf of Pendejo, as long as we're just making things up.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

There is a calmness to snow that I needed desperately right now. It is something that even New York and Omaha winters could never jade me to. To have the chance here in north Georgia to stand outside facing the sky for a few minutes feeling it prickle my face and stick in my beard is a gift.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

After 110 hours, I am finally nearing the end of Metaphor: ReFantazio. I have reached the traditional JRPG end-game phase of optional bosses 10x harder than the final boss is likely to be. "Sure, you can do the final dungeon. OR, and hear me out...you can fistfight God."

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Elon Musk gave multiple Nazi salutes at the inauguration. Not even "oh well he probably meant to do..." no fuck you. Congratulations. Ya fuckin' Nazis. And I'm gonna keep calling you Nazis, not because of Godwin's Law, but because you are, in fact, fucking Nazis. Be punk. Punch Nazis.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Fascizzle my Nazizzles -Snoop Dogg, apparently

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

David Lynch and Bob Uecker on the same day. That's gonna be a hell of a ride to the afterlife. And really, when you look at them side-by-side, they could almost be the split aspects of some mythological being.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

That precarious position of being so fucking lonely but also so burned out that the thought of talking to anyone feels like your own personal hell.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The planet's literally on fire and all we're going to do is deregulate the corporations further until Nestle is allowed to come to your house and shove one of the extractors from Dune into your chest in front of your fucking family to bottle and sell your water back to them for a mandatory fee.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Gonna put an NPC with the party in my next D&D campaign who interrupts the cleric every time they're casting a healing spell asking them to justify the treatment, then takes several hundred gold from the person they're healing anyway, to see how long it takes someone to pop them with a crossbow.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Look, I'm not even a Wicked stan, people in my past have actively kinda ruined it for me, but when Cynthia Erivo and the orchestra hit that "SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME" at the end of Defying Gravity...

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

I'm not less angry this time around, I've just given up on trying to convince you that you should care about other people, that billionaires would kill you in a heartbeat for a thousandth of a percent bump to a share price. And they do. Regularly.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

So far season 5 of 2020 is stale and derivative. I really feel like this show jumped the shark when people started boofing horse medicine.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Kingdom Hearts except it's for David Lynch movies do it cowards.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

The tech industry really be like "the ideal candidate will have 8 years experience on this software that's only been on the market for 4, and also be proficient in Glizzy, Blitzy, Bonkle, Burple, Farquad, Marmoset, Butterbean, and Excel."

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

#FieldsOfMistria is still in early access but if you like or love Stardew Valley there is already enough content in there to make your brain happy, and I will proselytize to support this game's developers as much as I can.

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Richard Jeter @milestogo13.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Independent (not self) publishing seems to fall into two categories at the moment; closed to submissions and scams.

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