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emilygwilde.bsky.social

@emilygwilde.bsky.social
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I'm Emily G Wilde, a writer of erotica from the UK. You can find me on smashwords and kindle. Please don't read my stuff if you don't like it NSFW, weird and filled with dubious morality.

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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Harmony Stranger? Thursday Eaves? Surely you wouldn't read this derivative nonsense? It's clearly just ripped off from 'The Worst Witch'. www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Harmony Stranger and the Extra-Planar Exchange Student
There is a new students Swinemoles University, a mysterious, gorgeous goth named Thursday Eaves. Harmony is immediately impressed by the Extra-Planar Exchange Student's powerful intellect and domina...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm ill. WAHHHHHHH!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ban this sick filth! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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The Cool Sister
Imagine an eighteen-year-old guy stuck in the house with his prudish twenty-year-old sister. He just wants to be left alone to play videogames, but she wants to use the TV to watch an ancient Greek pl...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote this and I won't apologize: www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Chavs
Charles has to fetch an antique for his wife. That wouldn't be so bad, but he has to drive to the roughest estate around to do it. When he arrives to collect his bargain, he meets Gemma, a nineteen ...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Readers of erotica remember: a review can lead to a lot more sales for a writer. More sales mean a more motivated writer!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is virtually vanilla by my standards! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Gloria's Need to Breed
Ray is a successful older man with a beautiful younger Colombian wife called Gloria. All that Ray wants is to keep his wife happy. Unforunately, Gloria wants to have a baby and Ray can't face having h...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Remember I talk about this? Well, I've published it. It's... I'll be honest, it's weird. Still, your mileage may vary. www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Spooksmashers
Emily, Callie and Nessa have opened a Franchise of Spooksmashers in the UK. They're hoping that they can be as famous, successful and, eventually, rich as their American heroes. However, the ghosts so...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm working on a story about an old guy with a young wife. The wife wants a baby and the old guy can't provide... who do you think is going to step in and help?
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can I find the time to balance my real job, my social life and my desire to write ridiculous, over-the-top erotica?
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today I'm writing an erotic 'Ghostbusters' parody. DO NOT QUESTION MY DECISIONS.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Please don't read this, you'll think I'm weird. www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Her Boyfriend's Bad Dad
It's the first time Linsey has stayed over at her boyfriend's house. Adam is a sweet guy and she's glad that he trusts her enough to let her meet his dad, Dave. Unfortunately, Adam has to go to work a...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Please understand that I only wrote this book because some readers asked me to. I'd rather write philosophical and literary fiction, but I'll tell you what sells: degenerate filth. Please don't read this if you're a decent, normal person. www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Liberty Island Two: What I Did on my Summer Holidays
Lottie is over eighteen now and old enough to visit Liberty Island with her older sister Verity and her parents. She's feeling very unsure about the holiday, she's never been to a nudist resort before...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have a lot to do today, but I intend to edit and publish my sequel to 'Liberty Island'. It's gross, you'd hate it.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It's very difficult to write erotica and balance my own arousal with the need to increase my word count!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Ahh, we're moving from 'getting railed in a pretty sundress' season to 'getting railed in fluffy socks and a comfy jumper' season.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Trying to balance household chores and writing really shocking filth. Distractions abound.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Any submissive men out there? Read this, you pervs! www.smashwords.com/books/2094521
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The Boy Toy
Professor Karen Horderman is about to present a fascinating seminar exploring Dominant older women and submissive younger men. She believes that there is a strong taboo surrounding the desires of wome...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I was tasked with writing a story that imagined a world where typical gender roles were reversed. This is the result! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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His First Movie
This short story takes place in a Reversed Roles universe where women are in charge. Imagine a world where women are in charge of the porn industry. Women produce porn and women consume porn. The mo...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've seen the stats for August and my bestseller is below. I'm judging my readers. I'm judging them hard. Guess it needs a sequel! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Liberty Island
Josh is nearly nineteen now and that means he can go on vacation to Liberty Island, the exclusive playground for the elite where the partying is legendary and the rules are very liberal. Unfortunately...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's Bank Holiday Monday, so I shouldn't just work through it. What to do, though?
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Another first draft finished! 10000 words of Dommes and a shy guy. Very enjoyable!
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is my fastest selling book ever and it's SHOCKING. It's half price, but you wouldn't like it... www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Liberty Island
Josh is nearly nineteen now and that means he can go on vacation to Liberty Island, the exclusive playground for the elite where the partying is legendary and the rules are very liberal. Unfortunately...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Are you happy now, Jolene, you bitch?
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had a message from a Christian. I've nothing against Christians, met tons of lovely ones. However, this Christian took their time to damn me for my freaky stories. I reckon pastors, priests and vicars have harmed more people than my stupid stories. Just saying.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I hope you're not one of those freaks that enjoys cuckolding fantasies like this: www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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The Bimbo Bride
Mark didn't really want to come to his cousin Darren's wedding. Darren is a big, friendly, stupid guy who gets on Mark's nerves. Darren's bride is Keeley, a statuesque bimbo who Mark thinks is pretty ...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What day is it? Who am I? How much more coffee do I need?!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes it takes FOREVER for Smashwords to publish a new title. Sigh.
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My books on smashwords are going to be half price when this coupon kicks in... that won't last forever!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What should I write about next?
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Today I will be writing about boobs that get bigger and lactation. Fun, right? :D
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
If you like lesbians, BDSM and magic, give this a try! www.amazon.nl/-/en/dp/B0HF...
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Charmed and Enchanted - Part One: A steamy, supernatural, BDSM love story. (English Edition) eBook : Wilde, Emily G : Amazon.nl: Kindle Store
Charmed and Enchanted - Part One: A steamy, supernatural, BDSM love story. (English Edition) eBook : Wilde, Emily G : Amazon.nl: Kindle Store
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
My Reddit is working again! YAY!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Is this your sort of book? Really? You pervert! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Diva and Daugther
Kelly knows what her mother, Kirsty, does for a living. Kirsty gives massages that end happily and sometimes she is an escort. One of Kirsty's clients is offering a huge amount of money if Kelly wil...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Today I'm mostly writing lesbian BDSM. Hurrah!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reddit is still screwing me around, so contact me here if you're looking for commissions!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If I fail to respond to you on Reddit, it's not me, it's a weird glitch. Feel free to message me here!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ugh, my goddamn reddit account is glitching! How am I supposed to talk to my commission clients?!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm available for commissions! Want to fulfil your fantasies in fiction! Let's discuss your erotic desires! :D
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Melissa Combs @melissacombs.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
More filth. Who reads this stuff, honestly? Perverts, that's who! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Wicked Stepmother
Sarah's boyfriend Nick is a very bad man. He encourages her to explore he naughtiest fantasies. Still, Sarah likes having a man in her life that brings out her kinky, erotic and forbidden desires. N...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I've been staring at a screen all day. I need to get outside!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There is very little in this world that makes me more happy than finding positive reviews for my stories :D
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Another day of typing, typing, typing!
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Great news for perverts! My latest novel is currently half price! www.smashwords.com/books/view/2...
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Liberty Island
Josh is nearly nineteen now and that means he can go on vacation to Liberty Island, the exclusive playground for the elite where the partying is legendary and the rules are very liberal. Unfortunately...
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My phone just got so hot I had to stick it in the fridge...
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Michael Legel @mjlegel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Don't just teach your children to read ... Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything. ~ George Carlin
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emilygwilde.bsky.social @emilygwilde.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My current commission is really very lewd. It's not as non-con or dub-con as some of my previous commissions, but it's very taboo and filled with deviant debauchery. Everyone involved is loving it, though. Does that make it okay?
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